fandom ralph: cynical no-one-touches-him prince, all aloof and cool and level-headed, always finds witty insults for jack, tough, smarter than everyone, everyone’s love interest, popular with everyone, good at everything
book ralph: quite airheaded and oblivious, moderately smart, often pissy, confused a lot, sad a lot, looks tough but is not, taunted by jack, moderately decent person, tries to be righteous, no one actually likes him except for a couple of people, mostly wants to go home
fandom jack: always stupid, either extremely hot or extremely cute, either punk rock or weirdly woobified, unpopular with other characters, always softer than his book version, either complete nerd or complete jock, no one takes him seriously, his whole purpose in life is to impress ralph
book jack: moderately smart but mad, scary, ugly af, ambitious af, agressive, both nerd and jock, obsessive, very manipulative, knows how to make himself popular, his purpose in life is actually stepping over anyone who gets in his way
fandom simon: always feminine and small, flower crowns, always needs protection, sometimes sarcastic, sometimes smokes weed, is the epitome of the woobie
book simon: vulnerable child because of health problems, very smart, very wise, always knows the real cause of the problem, brave, strange af, looks like mowgli from the jungle book
fandom roger: either emo or goth, wears makeup a lot, weirdly has feelings for things other than murder, is inexplicably in love with either simon, jack or maurice, also sarcastic af, always has deeper backstory than other characters
book roger: small but scary, loyal to anyone who likes murder, doesn’t react much, stoic and quiet, you literally don’t know anything about him except that he’s a child sociopath
fandom piggy: quite accurate most of the time, except that he is in love with ralph and is brave enough to confront jack, often forgotten
book piggy: tries to be useful, knows a lot of useful and useless things, p smart but not the smartest, quite dislikes ralph, is terrified of jack, also wants to go home, is thrashed by everyone through the entire novel before he gets murdered, is literally the saddest case
GUYS PLEASE IF YOU NEED HELP YOU CAN MESSAGE ME OR ANYTHING. PLEASE STAY SAFE AND FUCK ALL THOSE 4CHAN IDJITS. OR THOSE ANON HATERS. ALL OF YOU ARE AWESOME, AND STRONG PEOPLE. IF YOU NEED HELP WE ARE BESIDE YOU BECAUSE THE WHOLE TUMBLR FANDOM IS A FAMILY PLEASE BE CAREFUL. I ALSO SUGGEST IF YOU GUYS ARE BEING ATTACK DO THIS OPTIONS:
1.ASK FOR HELP. (internet friends,family etc.)
2.GET OUT OF TUMBLR OR ANY OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA IF YOU’RE BEING ATTACKED OR SPAM
THESE PEOPLE WHO FUCK WITH YOU ARE IDJITS PLEASE BE CAREFUL.
ALSO TO ALL THOSS MOTHERFUCKIN ANONS, 4CHAN IDJITS , ETC IF YOU’RE READING THIS, COME AND GET ME BITCHES. IF YOU FIGHT WITH ANY OF US , YOU FIGHT WITH THE WHOLE FANDOM. BECAUSE IF WE BURN, YOU BURN WITH US IN HELL.
please if you need help i’m all in open arms =) if you wanna talk i have an ig and kik just ask me :)