*some of* the gods as things I’ve said
Hera: I might stab everyone in my family if they don’t kill me first
Zeus: You do not fuck with me I am the Vice president of this student council loser.
Poseidon: Chill Bro-man-dude, just relax
Demeter: Trees Trees Trees are better then you
Athena: there will always be some one smarter then you, and that person will always be me
Apollo: I am the funniest person in this room Yes I am alone In my bedroom thanks for asking.
Artemis: If you ever even think about touching her again I will cut your hand off and shove it up your urethra
Aries: What makes you think I need a reason to fight? All I need is someone willing to get their ass kicked by yours truly
Aphrodite: Some times I forget how pretty I am Luckily, Mirrors don’t
Dionysus: you know before this class I never understood how people could be Alcoholics, now I get it
Hestia: I literally never do anything ever why would they be mean like that
Hephaestus: I don’t need to sleep I need to FINISH (this project)
Hermes: Can be a bad parent if you Refuse to believe that you have children
Hades: I’m a dark spooky little bean