book: kkc

Kvothe on plum bob
  • Kvothe: Look! Ducks! *points at arrangement of duck figurines*
  • Sim: Yes. Those are ducks.
  • Kvothe: *Grabbing all of them* Theyre my ducks.
  • Sim: Okay, no. Those belong to the building, you can't steal the ducks.
  • Kvothe: *clutching an armful of small ducks* Please?
  • Sim: No.
  • Kvothe: Ohhhh, Sim! I just want ducks! Theyre so nice, pleeeeeaaasse??
  • Sim: ONE duck. You can have ONE.
  • Kvothe: *throwing all but one duck violently onto the table* YES
GUYS I THINK I FOUND THE PERFECT ELODIN!

Matt Mercer. Actor, Voice Actor, Dungeon Master extraordinaire

Can you imagine!?

His face when Kvothe jumps off the roof

He’s a major nerd and ACTUALLY PLAYS DND WITH PATRICK ROTHFUSS, THEY’RE PALLS!

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL PAT!

@frei-rancken @kote-the-inn-keeper @kingkillerarchives @druggeddraccus @rhetoricandlogic @kvothbloodless

guys please spread this around!

So, what modern subjects would the characters of the Kingkillerr Chronicles study in college/university? There is some correlation and overlap between the subjects in the books and actual ones people can study, but alchemy and sympathy and other magical subjects don’t have them. 

(I mean, like obviously Mola is pre-med, but everyone else is a little more ambiguous) 

Thoughts? 

  • Hemme: Okay. Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free...starting right now.
  • Kilvin: I think you’re cocky. Arrogant. Bossy and pushy. You also have a god complex and don’t think of anybody but your damn self.
  • Hemme: But I—
  • Kilvin: But what? I still have 22 seconds, and I am NOT done.