“Coniferous University welcomes all new fall-semester undergrads. Your RA will explain which numbers are forbidden on campus. There are many.

A temporal advisor will ensure your courses aren’t taught by your future self. Paradoxical knowledge creation is for graduate students only.

Time Travel 1001: Prevenge
Coursework involves altering your past misfortunes to instead befall your enemies. Note: Enemies may also enroll.

Bookbinding 2130: Cryptobotany
Making ink and paper from spectral, digital, and dreamscape plants. Warning: Includes exposure to ghost-rose.

Meteorology 2771: Deepweather
Course covers the outward-facing storm systems that rage inside our hollow planet. Learn where lightning goes.”

The Bible mentions the unicorn several times.  For instance, the book of Numbers speaks of “the power of the unicorn” (Numbers 23:22 and 24:8).  In the wonderful book of Job we read: “Is the unicorn willing to serve you?  Will he spend the night at your crib?  Can you bind him in the furrow with ropes or will he harrow the valleys after you?” (Job 39:9-10).  And in Psalm 29 are the words: “The voice of the Lord shakes Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.  The voice of the Lord flashes forth flames of fire.”  These quotations show that the unicorn is the symbol of a high spiritual ideal, of a one-pointed, “unicorn-like” directedness.

captainwindmark-observer  asked:

What is your favorite cover that Rob has sung? (sang? idfk) cause I am in love with his cover of Valerie that he did at jib7


other than that, fare thee well literally made my face drenched the first time i heard it so i can’t fight my love for that


Amazing results, enjoy! -Fra. Solomonder

Solfeggio Frequencies - 9 Tone Solfeggio Scale Meditation (ASMR)

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The Solfeggio Frequency Meditation plays each of the 9 Solfeggio Frequencies for 7 minutes each followed a ten second “tune up” to the next frequency. 

The following frequencies are used:

174 hz - Foundation of Conscious Evolution
285 hz - Acceleration of Conscious Evolution
396 hz - Liberation of Fear and Guilt
417 hz - Facilitating Change
528 hz - Transformation and Miracles
639 hz - Connecting Relationships
741 hz - Consciousness Expansion
852 hz - Awakening Intuition
963 hz - Transcendence

Long associated with meditation music the solfeggio frequencies are reputed to be the original frequencies used by the Gregorian Monks when they chanted in meditation. The chant, based on the original six notes, penetrates deep into the conscious and subconscious mind, drawing forth emotional reactions which we are sometimes unable to completely control. These original frequencies are said to have been ‘lost’ over the centuries with the introduction of various new tuning methods.

The solfeggio scale was 'rediscovered’ by Dr Joseph Barber who said to have been guided intuitively to find a pattern of six repeating codes in the Book of Numbers. He found in Chapter 7, verses 12 through 83, number references that, when deciphered using a numerological technique, could be reduced to a single digit. This revealed a series of six electromagnetic sound frequencies which he determined to be the six missing tones of the ancient Solfeggio scale.

Joshua Cohen’s books are formidable. He is whip-smart and not afraid to show it, so reading his work is like a test to prove if you have A) the vocabulary to hang with him, B) the cultural and historical cachet for his references, and C) the endurance to digest thick stories built with little breathing room. Book of Numbers follows the size and breadth of his earlier novels Witz and Cadenza for the Schneidermann Violin Concerto, though aesthetically and rhythmically it is more akin to his story collection Four Messages, making it a bit more approachable in comparison to those earlier works.

J.A. Tyler reviews Book of Numbers by Joshua Cohen.

*stares out into the deep void of 10:30pm tumblr, the dead hour*

*whispers* hi

Hey guys! Less than 28 Hours remaining on the KickStarter campaign. We have a new stretch goal for signed book plates!

All backers pledging at the $40 Hippo-griff Level and above will receive a color book plate, signed and numbered by myself, to accompany their copy of Daily Paintings.

There will be a different book plate design for softcover and hardcover reward packages.

KickStarter Update


  • sharing a high school school textbook and leaving each other notes and answers in page corners au
  • found their phone number in a library book au
  • called the wrong number while drunk
  • crashed their car au
  • “why does your cat keeps getting into my house???”
  • parents are heads of rivaling mob families au
  • drama school rivals being cast as romantic leads au
  • strangers who end up on the kiss cam at a sporting event au
  • tried to unlock the wrong car in the parking lot au
  • “you’re cute why did we have to meet on the one day I decided to stay in sweats” au
  • crazy cat horder and frustrated-allergic-to-cats neighbor au
  • got involved in a heated game of smash bros. at a con au
  • hugged to wrong person from behind 
  • “who’s this jerk who keeps beating my high scores at the arcade” au
  • “it’s a total coincidence that I happen to water my plants at the same time you jog past my house” au
  • you are definitely drunk-texting the wrong number but this is way too funny so i’m gonna keep this going for a while au
  • this person just fell asleep on me in the subway au
  • “i tried to rescue you from being mugged but instead I got knocked out and you had to take me to the hospital after having your wallet stolen” au

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