booitsmeitaly

  • Me: If I could cook I would make a giant sculpture of me out of chocolate then eat it
  • Italy: so secretly you want to be black...
  • Me: i
  • Italy: Oh god I'm dying
  • Me: shhh don't tell anyone
  • Italy: what would your black name be
  • Me: Lequesha
  • Italy: so unoriginal, mine would be chocolate-pound-cake
  • Me: sdfasjdfo I CAN'T EVEN WITH YOU
  • Italy: I got that name because my parents had sex with pastries
  • Me: that's healthy and normal. I would have gone with the name chocolate volcano for my kid
  • Italy: My parents were aired in my strange addiction, they have sitophila (food fetish)
  • Me: at least they don't drink their pee
  • Italy: My nephew Sam does, we have been trying to cope for five years
  • Me: Omg please tell me he has cancer too
  • Me: asdfasdf wait that came out wrong
  • Me: I HOPE HE DOESN'T HAVE CANCER
  • Me: I'm going to crawl under a rock now
  • Italy: omg bby it isn't true, I am dying
  • Me: This conversation never happened