booitsmeitaly

  • Me:If I could cook I would make a giant sculpture of me out of chocolate then eat it
  • Italy:so secretly you want to be black...
  • Me:i
  • Italy:Oh god I'm dying
  • Me:shhh don't tell anyone
  • Italy:what would your black name be
  • Me:Lequesha
  • Italy:so unoriginal, mine would be chocolate-pound-cake
  • Me:sdfasjdfo I CAN'T EVEN WITH YOU
  • Italy:I got that name because my parents had sex with pastries
  • Me:that's healthy and normal. I would have gone with the name chocolate volcano for my kid
  • Italy:My parents were aired in my strange addiction, they have sitophila (food fetish)
  • Me:at least they don't drink their pee
  • Italy:My nephew Sam does, we have been trying to cope for five years
  • Me:Omg please tell me he has cancer too
  • Me:asdfasdf wait that came out wrong
  • Me:I HOPE HE DOESN'T HAVE CANCER
  • Me:I'm going to crawl under a rock now
  • Italy:omg bby it isn't true, I am dying
  • Me:This conversation never happened