boo what is this omg

  • dream member: aw sugar lumps :(
  • taeyong: dID I jUst hEAR A motHer FuckN CURse woRD SLIP OUT Of uR MOUth omG NO PHoneS FOR A WeeK
  • Jaehyun: aw fuck :(
  • Taeyong: what happened omg dID YOU GET A BOO BOO ! ! !

babybatbrat  asked:

alright but what is on the pinterest board that nursey's mom makes when nursey starts dating chowder? (or dex if that comes easier)

HOH

  • at first she wanted to go with pink and like a soft teal for their colors
    • her baby looks good in pink
    • her baby’s baby loves teal (and doesn’t look bad at all in it)
  • but then she remembered that derek’s favorite flowers are sunflowers?
  • and chris likes lavender a lot
    • “do i change it to purple and yellow?”
    • “mustard and lilac?”
      • it’s a struggle, y’all
  • she ends up going with a blue-green jewel tone, cream, and gold accents
  • instead of bouquets, she finds little gold circlets that you can twist flowers into
  • mrs. nurse puts marigold centerpieces in
    • they’re fucking beautiful
  • she also finds these little pins that you can thread a tendril of lilac through
    • they’d look great on a cream colored three piece yves st. laurent suit
    • or a deep blue comme de garcons double breasted peak lapel 30 30
    • i mean, she is yanaha nurse, a famous model
    • she knows a guy or twelve
      • she’s just saying
  • dr. nurse sees her ridiculous human being of a wife making another fucking pinterest board
    • “yaya, baby” she says.
    • “yes, alda?” she says innocently, definitely not hiding her laptop
    • “they’ve been dating para like three months”
    • “there’s no time like the present?
  • nursey is friends with his mother on pinterest but doesn’t often check it
  • he decides to one day
    • this is a mistake
  • there are rings, suits, centerpieces, shoes, ideas for venues, places for honeymoons, everything
  • he might panic a little because his first thought isn’t “my mom is being super weird”
    • his first thought is “chris would really like this”
      • it’s pretty scary to be thinking that when he’s, like, barely into his twenties and has never really had domestic fantasies before
  • “mama,” he says to her, “i think you’re getting a little ahead of yourself”
    • “you’re in love with him, aren’t you?”
    • “yeah–’
    • “yOU ARE? THAT’S SO GREAT” 
    • “but i’m, like… twenty”
    • “that’s fair”
    • “and you didn’t ask me about anything”
    • “mm… and chris is chinese, isn’t he? I should ask his mother if she has any ideas, i don’t just want to dump all our traditions and stuff on them without asking for her opinion, do i?”
    • “mAMA NO”
    • “i’m kidding, baby. you’re right, i’ll slow it down”
    • “thank you mama” and he hangs up
  • chris texts him
    • [text]: hey, uh, derek?
    • [text]: ??? whatsup
    • [text]: it’s kinda weird pls don’t judge me
    • [text]: 👀👀👀
    • [text]: not that kinda weird omg
    • [text]: boo lol what is it then
    • [text]: (link)
  • it’s chowder’s mom’s pinterest board for their wedding
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seungkwan’s rather awkward encounter with a random audience member 😂😂😂 // (©)

speculation for the 2B

Reade: Dude, Weller, about you and Nas-
Kurt: Remember that time you dated my sister?
Reade (to Tasha): Sorry, I tried

Tasha: Dude, Weller, about you and Nas-
Kurt: Remember that time you betrayed our boss?
Tasha (to Reade): Sorry, I tried

Patty: Dude, Weller, about you and Nas-
Kurt: Remember that time you dated the mole?
Patterson (to Reade and Tasha): Sorry, I tried                        

Jane: Dude, Weller, about you and Nas-
Kurt: Remember that time you slept with your ex-fiance?
Jane: What did you just say to me?
Kurt: OMG BOO NO I AM SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN IT I LOVE YOU BB PLEASE FORGIVE ME

Nas: Kurt?
Kurt: New phone who dis?

OMG what if during BOO Nico was a Roman demigod instead of Greek and Nico and Will are supposed to be enemies but they fall in love- Oh, that would be cool if you could write an au for that? Something along those lines? 
Sorry, this is so late, but this was really hard to write for me for some reason. it just didn’t want to come out. I’m not sure if I’m happy about this, but it’s something. Also, I’m not sure it makes a lot of sense.

That being said, I hope you enjoy it anyway!


Several words fill Nico’s head when he walks into the room, none of them positive. Reyna had insisted he’d be there, although he clearly doesn’t want to. But it’s no use saying no to Reyna, you’ll end up doing it anyway. I need you there and you’re one of the only people I really trust and please. The last one is always the one that ends up convincing him, because it means she truly wants him to come and he just can’t deny her that; she’s one of his only close friends after all. He wonders if she’d still want him here after he kills one of the Graeci. He doesn’t even understand why this is necessary in the first place. Or he pretends he doesn’t.

An enemy of my enemy is my friend.

That’s what Reyna had said trying to persuade him it was a good idea. But honestly, he doesn’t think he’ll ever be friends with these people.

An enemy of my enemy is less my enemy than my actual enemy, is probably more accurate. It sounds like shit, though and shitty proverbs rarely live on.

He takes a deep breath, preparing himself to face the Greeks. He steps into the room. It’s worse than he expected. Reyna and Jason are standing straight at one side of the room, a serious but slightly judging look on their faces. One Greek boy is sitting on a chair, slouched down and is seemingly engaged in what seems to be a friendly game of arm-wrestling with a blonde girl. The boy is quite handsome, Nico supposes.

He scans the room and huffs when he sees that all Greek demigods are acting like the world isn’t about to end if they don’t do something fast. He catches Reyna’s eye and scrunches his eyes. He lightly shakes his head at her, making it clear he regrets coming already. The boy from earlier with the piercing sea green eyes lets out a bark of laughter that would have Nico jumping in surprise if it weren’t for the fact that he’s got a lot of training up his sleeve. The blonde girl seems to have beaten him at arm-wrestling; there’s a victor’s light shining in her eyes. Nico decides she might not be that bad if she shows the same determination on the battlefield.

Then he looks up and locks eyes with a pair of blue ones.

*

The boy has hair like midnight and a face more handsome than any of the gods, with dark eyes that look ready to kill them all by simply shooting one single glare. When their eyes lock, a little tingle creeps up his spine, making him suppress a shudder and giving him goose bumps.

The Romans are standing in a straight line, looking at Will’s fellow campers in distaste and arrogance. They’re scanning the room, some have pursed lips, others have their eyebrows raised, others are straight-up rolling their eyes at them. Will can feel that this collaboration is going to be hard.

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Happy May the Fourth! Have some Kanera AU trash lol. Teenage AU! 

When plucky sixteen year old Hera gets wind on an illegal slaver ring, she’s on a mission to expose their syndicate and free their captives. Easier said than done but luckily she’s got a Jedi on her side. Sort of.

Jedi padawan Caleb Dume is anxiously waiting for the day he’ll be deemed ready for his knighthood trials. Of course, it would probably be a lot easier if he wasn’t always getting into trouble with the Council thanks to a certain twi’lek with a penchant for vigilantism. 

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Just a fun AU idea I’m messing with. Not sure if I should draw it out or write it out. I’m somewhat attached to Jedi!Caleb AUs mostly because canon already follows the life and times of Kanan Jarrus (and I’m very eager to see that unfold) so I waste my time with AUs lol.

So I’m just gonna say a few things about this evening
Ay it was awesome

He was supposed to arrive at 18:15 but he went into the hotel at like 18:00
He just said hello and left, but then, 30 minutes after that, he appeared again and came to greet us :33

I mean i dont even know him so well but I really love the hunger games and have seen quite a lot of films which he took part in and gosh i was so obsessed with him and thg in general in 2010 

Anyway I was pretty excited and I’m still amazed by the fact that he spent almost more than an hour there with us, chatting, taking photos, selfies and greeting us I still can’t believe it. I mean, celebrities here usually sign some autographs and picture and then leave, and if they don’t do it, people yell out and boo omg (what a city..)

So well for example he took a selfie with me but didn’t sign up mi Catching Fire poster so I decided to
move and i sais josh hello please and he turned back again and signed it i mean he didnt have to but he did and he was so calm SO NICE

ALSO my friend wrote a “free hUGS” sign and he saw it and he laughed and was like :AW REALLY?” And yEAH he hugged her ♡♡♡♡

But well.. the security guards didn’t let us even touch him, they were saying “NO TOCAR. CUIDADO CON LAS MANOS” but obv some fans were almost crying and he was just like “naaah come on give me a hug dont worry its okay” so adorable

His girlfriend Claudia arrived earlier that day, not with him (UPDATE)

So that’s basically what I saw and I’m 100% sure everyone loves him already in San Sebastián ♡

Hope to see him tomorrow!