boo for me :(

  • Seungcheol: Who killed him? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Jisoo: I did, I killed-
  • Hansol: No, no you didn't. Jun?
  • Jun: Don't look at me. Look at Hansol.
  • Hansol: What? I didn't kill him!
  • Jun: Huh, that's weird, how'd you even know he was dead?
  • Hansol: Because he's lying right in front of us, and he's dead.
  • Jun: Suspicious...
  • Hansol: No, it's not-
  • Mingyu: If it matters, probably not, but Wonwoo was seen with a bottle of poison...
  • Wonwoo: Liar, I don't even drink that crap!
  • Mingyu: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the music room earlier?
  • Wonwoo: I use music sheets to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that Mingyu!
  • Jisoo: Okay, let's not fight. I killed him, let me take the wrap.
  • Seungcheol: No, who killed him?
  • Hansol: ... Seokmin's been awfully quiet-
  • Seokmin: Really?
  • Hansol: Yeah, really!
  • [arguments errupt]
  • Seungcheol: [to camera] I killed Jihoon.
  • Seungcheol: I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
  • Seungcheol: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

The hardest part of tinder so far (besides me not knowing how to speak in a way that sounds interesting and not matching with people who are super extra) has been trying to explain to people that no, I can’t just up and leave my kid to go hang out with you. I have that I’m a single mom on there for a reason my god.

Right Here | Bill Weasley

Words: 581

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: Bill Weasley x Reader

Warning(s): None

Requested by: @the-glasses-are-my-disguise Please please please write a Bill Weasley fic where you lose each other in the Battle of Hogwarts and when you finally find each other you just press your hands together as you fight back to back so you know the other is still there!

A/N: I loved writing this so so much! I love my boo Bill and I really wish there were more works with him! So thank you for this great idea and I really hope you liked it because I sure enjoyed writing it. Lots of love and kisses! 😘

You were running through what used to be the school’s hallways, once filled with students and their endless chattering but now all you could see was doom. There were bodies everywhere, some injured and others already gone but you didn’t dare check as you kept running from the dementors.

At this moment, you couldn’t tell what it was that you feared most. The danger surrounding from everywhere or the possibility that…no, that couldn’t be. What if Bill was among the bodies? you quickly shook your head, pushing the thought away as you focused on finding him. 

Your Bill had to be alive. He had promised you, he had promised you would get through this together.

Blinking the tears back, you reached the end of the corridor and ran until you spotted a familiar mop of red hair and approached carefully. It felt like a dream but the closer you got, it seemed so real.

He was crouched on the floor, leaning over a body and when you realized it was truly him, you let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding.

“Bill!” you cried brokenly and he immediately turned around when he recognized your voice.

His eyes lit up when he saw you running to him and he caught you easily, lifting you off the ground in a bone-crushing hug. You heard him let out a laugh of relief as he buried his face into your hair, taking in your smell. The smell that gave him such serenity even at this time.

He couldn’t believe you were here, alive and in his arms. Pulling back a little, his mouth captured yours tenderly. His lips were chapped and dry as were yours, but you couldn’t care less. You fed of his warmth against your body and everything else seemed to disappear for a moment before you broke apart for air.

He rested his forehead on yours for a while, before allowing you to slide back down as he cupped your face. “I was so worried I’d never see you again.” he whispered and you could see his own eyes fill with tears.

Your features softened at the sight and you smiled weakly despite your own tears that had now stained your pale cheeks. Never before in your life had you seen Bill so upset and it pained you. “I’m here now.”

He shut his eyes to savor the moment; your sweet voice was the only thing keeping him sane when everything else was falling apart and he tried his best to focus on it solely, ignoring the screams and thuds surrounding the two of you.

“I never want to lose you again.”

Smiling, you kissed his nose and grabbed his hand, interlocking your fingers. “You won’t. I’ll be right here as long as you don’t let go.” 

He smiled back and connected his lips with yours again, pouring all his emotions into the kiss but a loud noise approaching you was enough to break the two of you apart.

“Come on, we have to go.” his hold on your hand remained as he lead the way as you kept your eyes on him - anything to stop yourself from facing the tragedy that was all around.

Suddenly, you found yourselves chased down and you were surrounded, struggling to avoid the spells headed your way as you fought back.

The entire time your hand never left his, silently telling him you were right here and you didn’t plan on going anywhere.

Man on Tumblr/Twitter That Ain’t Got Shit To Offer In Terms of Emotional, Monetary, etc Support: If ya girl ain’t doin (unreasonable request like cooking and serving him every meal like he’s not a grown ass man) she not the one bro 😂👌🏾🔥😂


so those student athlete memes huh