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Tagged by: @scarletjedi

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Nicknames: TAFKAB, Urban/Urbs, Cara

Zodiac sign: Pisces

Height: 5′7″

Last thing googled: paypal fee calculator

Favorite music artist: Weird Al Yankovic, Pink Floyd, Michael Crawford

Song stuck in your head: None.  Please do not insert an earworm while the brain is being mercifully quiet, kthx  ARGH.  “True” by Spandau Ballet.  MAKE IT STOP

Last movie watched: in theater: GotG2.  At home:  The Loft

What are you wearing right now: pajamas

Why did you choose your URL: I’m crazy about Karl Urban, I like space, and I’m making a reference to the song The Urban Spaceman by Neil Innes and the Bonzo Dog (Doodah) Band of Monty Python fame.  It’s all about the modern ideal of the perfect person, the urban spaceman– but the punchline is that the perfect person, the urban spaceman, doesn’t exist.

Do you have any other blogs: I have a blog on Facebook, if you can call it that.

What did your last relationship teach you: It taught me to tell the person I’m attracted to right away when I’m first attracted to them so they can vomit and say “FUCK OFF” and then I can get on with my life instead of wasting years being secretly more and more deeply invested in and attached to them and being devastated to the point of suicidal despair when they find out and vomit and say FUCK OFF.  Forty-eight years of vomit plus fuck off responses, people.  It started in KINDERGARTEN when I asked a little boy I liked for a playground date and he stood me up and believe it or not and has continued unabated till this very day.  Can I please STOP being attracted to anybody kplzthx because this is DEMISEXUAL HELL

Religious or spiritual: I’m very spiritual, but I do not follow any religion.  I was raised Christian, but I no longer believe anything like the Christian god exists.  I guess I might best be called an agnostic.  There are powers out there but I don’t know if they’re self aware and I believe humanity knows fuck-all about them even if they are.

Favorite color: Jewel tones:  Sapphire blue, emerald green, deep amethyst purple.

Average hours of sleep: 6-8 during the school year, 10 during summer

Lucky number: 42

Favorite characters: Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Spock and Bones, Ray Vecchio and Benton Fraser (Due South), Blair (Sentinel), Samwise Gamgee, Gimli (LOTR)

How many blankets you sleep with: Depends on the season.  I have relatively little heat and no AC in my home so it can vary wildly.

Dream job: Traveling the world and writing about it

Lipstick or chapstick: Neither.  Sometimes I wear vaseline lip balm.  

Last song you listened to: Something off Weird Al’s Alpocalypse, which is currently occupying my car’s CD drive for an indefinite period.

Top 3 shows: Bob’s Burgers, Star Trek: TOS, Futurama

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