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  • Junkrat: SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!
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I love the goddess Athena's myth because it's basically
  • Zeus: MY HEAD HURTS, HIT ME WITH AN AXE
  • Hephaestus: wouldn't you rather take some aspirin or
  • Zeus: IN THE FACE! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! SLAM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE HIT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY!
  • HIT ME IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH AN AXE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! AXE IN THE FACE! WANT IT! NEED IT! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESMASHING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH AN AXE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! HIT ME AT THE END OF IT! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T HIT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD HIT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE WITH AN AXE WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!
  • Hephaestus: *hits him in the head with an axe and a fully grown woman springs from his head screaming a battle cry*

thetricksterscandy  asked:

Holy (unholy?) crap, your live stream made the feels so much easier! Love you sooooooo much

Sam: I was watchin’ my TeeVee

Late one night

When I came upon

A harrowing sight!

Watchin’ SOOPER-NATCHERAL,

Feelin’s began to rise

And then right

Before my eyes…

Minion: We got THE FEELS!

Sam: They got the HELLA FEELS!

Minons: The HELLA FEELS!

Sam: it caused a lot of SQUEALS!

Sam: From Cas’s scuzzy bedroom

Who took the angel’s Nyquil cache?

Sam: To demon Dean’s abode

He’s now kind of a douche

All: We got THE FEELS!

Sam; They got the HELLA FEELS!

All: The HELLA FEELS!

Sam: Not sure why it APPEALS.

Sam: You can try to drown in choc'lit

It’s no use

Sam: We are all the subject

Of the writers’ abuse.

All: We got the FEELS

Sam: We got the HELLA FEELS..

Crowley: *huffs*  Am I late for the production number?  I’m a season regular too, now!  And I have a POSH BRITISH ACCENT!  Who’s up for FOOSBALL!

Cas: KA-BONGGGGG!

Crowley: Hey!

All: WE GOT THE FEELS!

Sam: We got the HELLA FEELS

All: Cas went KA-BONG!

Sam: It’ll last all season long!