Summary: Lost in the woods on an unfamiliar planet with the
grumpiest guy in the entire universe.
What’s not to love right?
Word Count: 1151 words
A/N: So, I got a lovely request from @outside-the-government and I am so sorry this has taken me so long but Bones
did a runner on me and has only just reappeared. I hope this is what you were looking for.
‘Go on an away mission’
they said. ‘It’ll be fun’ they
said. Yeah, well trudging around in the
dark surrounded by the biggest god damned flora you had ever encountered was
definitely not fun. The only upside was
you weren’t alone. Unfortunately, your companion
was the living embodiment of cantankerous.
You were fairly certain that in years to come children would look up the
word and find a picture of a frowning Doctor McCoy glaring at them in
irritation. You had given up on your
attempts to make small talk and for the past hour had simply followed in his
footsteps as you searched for a way out of the vast canopy in the hope you
could then contact the ship. When you
passed a tree with a very distinctive fork in its branches you could no longer
contain your frustration. “OH COME ON! Have we seriously just walked around in
a circle!” You threw your pack down on the ground and huffed out a sigh.
date a boy who can’t sit still. date a boy who’s a mechanical genius. date a boy who respects your autonomy. date a boy who will always support you. date a boy with an asshole older brother. date a boy who fed a rival captain’s fingers to his dog. date a boy who is the Ravkan king. date nikolai lantsov.
Update on the canine implant site osteosarcoma leg: I’ve got it cleaned up, articulated, and mounted in a shadowbox! This will be a teaching specimen at the vet clinic where I work, where the leg was amputated.