bones compliments

When u gon eat dat good good, be sure to compliment the chef ;)

Bum sniff ya feet
Chrome flick the chief
Bone Apple Tea
Phone Apple Feet
Great Barrier Reef
Call me Gour on ram see
Bong Asshole sneeze
Blind Refugees
Bone App the Teeth
Lone Stab a Chief
Mom Tap the Beef 
Bone Cap the Tweet
Bob Ate the Meat
Bonjour Sewing Kit
Chef Boiled Tee
Bone Altitude
Flown Half a Beet
Boner Ankle Three
Bone Ate da Teeth
Boing Application
Kick Out the Teeth
Ron Cracked the Sleep
Blonde Amputee
Boneless Feet
Mom I have fleas
Bony African Feet
Bamboozle Chief Keef
Bone Ape Tit
Phone Apple Jeans 
Bone Appdta Teat
Both Hat and Feet 
Bomb the Japanese
Bone in my Cheek
Bench a Plate and Ski
Bangin Apple Geese
Pianos Become the Teeth
Bone Ate the Toot
Chef Boy Yard Tea
Bang a Pianos Teeth 
Boner Halloween
Bode of the Teeth
Bad Credit Score
Benjamin the tenth
Bone Appidtitty
Boner Petite
Spicy Chicken Meat
Bramley Apple Tea
Scone App the Beef
Blonde Apple Trees
Born with no Teeth
Bone Smack my Teeth

Bosnia Apathy

Bow at the tree

Now at the sea
Bone apple cheese
Bow Snapple please
Joan play the keys
Wow imma sneeze
Joe eat the leaves
So how is he

Imagine Bones sitting back in medbay with a small child resting on his chest, singing low and softly, gently swaying the child to sleep.

And anyone in medbay at that time recording and livestreaming it through the Enterprise. The lullaby echoing through the mess hall and engineering and the rec room. It’s on screen in the bridge.

And then Jim and/or Spock sprinting towards medbay to see it with their own eyes.

Kiss With A Fist

Title: Kiss With a Fist

Notes: slight violence, a few swears, woman hitting a man, cyanide, away missions, my first ever fic, please be kind and leave a like, or request something yourself! 

When Jim offered you the chance to be part of the latest away team to a new planet, of course you accepted. This is what you joined Starfleet for, exploring new worlds and meeting new races - though nowadays there was a more hidden motivation.


You reasoned with yourself that you were kind of needed. Bones’ sometimes needed encouragement to go down on these planets. For a doctor in space, he sure didn’t like it all that much. Little did you know that one of the reasons he went on the away missions was to see you, and the positivity you always seemed to direct at him. You had to admit were it anyone else the effort wouldn’t be as much - no friendly touches or wide smiles - that was reserved just for him.

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notmabelpines-deactivated201602  asked:

hey i just wanted to say you're amazing and that your art is really inspiring to me and i love it and i was wondering if you could draw baby bones sans?? (if it's not to much trouble i mean like you don't have to if you don't want but i'd rly appreciate it)

well u talked me into it

he’s cute as hell but you know he’s a little asshole

college au where bones and jim meet at a halloween party at one of the frat houses off campus

within minutes of getting there, bones is already regretting his decision since he’s pretty anti-social on campus and knows virtually no one there; he decides to remedy this by getting astoundingly drunk and glowering at people from one of the corner chairs

cut to jim kirk, resident party boy, dressed like a fairy prince (complete with gossamer wings and glitter) and rocking it out on the dance floor. he has just experienced absinthe for the first time, is as high as a kite, and in love with everyone in the room 

i picture their first meeting to be something like this:  jim notices bones’ punk get up and compliments him on his costume; bones’ quirks an eyebrow and tells him off, saying “it’s not a costume, it’s how i dress”

“whatever you say, man” jim replies with a smirk

they get in an argument about what constitutes as a halloween costume and right in the middle of it, jim looks him dead in the eyes and asks him to dance

bones is so caught off guard by the kid’s nerve that he agrees, his whole face flushing with embarrassment as he follows him to the dance floor; thankfully the low lighting masks this effect, but it can’t hide the soft tremor in his hands as jim pulls him in for a slower song

while they dance, jim whispers compliments in bones’ ear, his fingers trailing down the wide expanse of his back and shoulders; bones tries to remain calm, but keeps losing himself in the sparkle of jim’s eyes and the sincerity of his smile

at the end of the night, they kiss outside jim’s dorm room door, each reluctant to let go, afraid that whatever magic they discovered during the night wouldn’t last until morning

a week later, bones spots jim across the quad and jogs up to him, flashing one of his patented half-smiles and asks, “so how’s my fairy prince doing?”

the first time bones receives a legitimate compliment from spock he doesn’t even notice it for several seconds. the vulcan is straight-faced and blunt as ever, seemingly casually pointing out that he’s the best surgeon in the fleet

he’s so used to the not-so-indirect jabs and insults that he’s ready to bite something back at him and it takes him a moment to go hold on a damn moment. spock’s just paid him a compliment and suddenly he’s forgotten how to react to him

his brain stalls and his face has gone completely blank and spock momentarily entertains the illogical idea that he’s maybe broken the cmo

they kind of stand there until bones slowly grinds back into motion, mouth briefly moving soundlessly until his brain spits something out, which is a strangled “you’re a real flatterer, huh, spock”

he quickly makes a tactical retreat all the way to his office after that and as soon as he’s through the doors chapel asks him why he looks like he just got hit with a stun blast

all he can manage is a strange flapping motion with his hand before collapsing in his chair to stare blankly at the opposite wall and wonder what the hell just happened

Orpahn Black 2x09