I'm Bonefied (excuse my spelling)

I am officially a bonified lifeguard.  In my hands lies the power to save lives, your life.  was it a mistake, no. Some would think it is but it is not, I am responsible and have saved lives before but no I’m certified to do it.  but this is too serious of a tumble, being a lifeguard is a lot of fun and i love the others who are with me.  Israelis, locals and everyone else here in Guardia.  Thats that, see ya later.