Kraken. Mmm. Strong as long as they’re in the sea. When you take them out of the water, no bones. They collapse under their proud weight and slump into a heap of nothing. You’d think they know that. Unfortunately, they’re not very bright.
If you ever feel like being yourself is a bad idea, just remember that I used the same exact essay for all of my college applications, which started with “I’ve been avoiding this for weeks” and ended with a Troy Bolton quote. It has gotten me accepted to four of the five colleges I applied to.
“Do you like games, little man? Let’s play a game. Run to your brother. The sooner you make it to him, the sooner you get to see him. That’s it! That’s the game. Easy. Ready? Go. No, you have to run, remember? Those are the rules.“
“The characters I tend to play are a little more interesting than the standard heroes. Romantic leads can be a little more straightforward, I guess. But it just seems to be the parts I get, I don’t know what that says about me. I enjoy interesting characters and interesting people, I suppose.”