bogus dave

so i have been informed that some of us did forget about Terezi c3< Davesprite c3< John, even though Davesprite literally brought himself into existence in order to send Terezi and John into separate corners.

(I bet that sort of thing happens all the time in troll romance stories, but anyway.)

today’s homestuck prediction: Davesprite will eventually return from the presumed-by-someone-i’m-sure dead to find Terezi and John hatemarried amidst the ruins of 17 retconned timelines crumbling into implausibility - their key plot points unravelled to appease the exigent hungers of “funny prank”

All those years of angst over why Paradox Space was keeping a bogus dave on its payroll


he had one job