body chop


“Armie, I’ve had many scenes with him and he’s such a nice guy, he’s lovely. And he makes me laugh everyday, he’s really funny. I think he knows if we’ve been out in the cold, you know, we’ve done some tough scenes in the past couple of weeks now but he kind of keeps the mood up, he brings out his guitar…”  - Alicia Vikander


prison break |   iconic quotes (the comedy edition)

mr ed “i want you to suffer as ive suffered” nygma

sir when have you suffered in your life, ever. oh boo hoo, i killed my girlfriend then chopped her body into pieces, poor poor me. my new plot point clone girlfriend i knew for a week got killed but oh i loved her sooooooo much. pity me, i deserve soo much SYMPATHY

so i was volunteering at one of my old schools chopping vegetables and i think i’m the clumsiest person alive.

i had to get a water pitcher from the pitcher shelf and they fell down on me and i screamed. 
then i had to drop the potatoes in water and splashed water on the cook.
and then i tried to cut potatoes with the knife upside-down and they were like “sweetheart that’s upside down” and i was like “oh goodness” and they just looked at me with the most exasperated look of tiredness i’ve ever seen.

how have i lived this long….

anonymous asked:

Art is not just art. Art has context, art affects people, art is political when the authir makes it so. And when that art is titled "international women's day" and "dedicates itself to intersectionality", and shows nothing but skinny waists & thigh gaps, and chopped up bodies without arms, heads, or legs, and calls it "an art style" when confronted: it's satirical at best, crappy hypocritical bigotry at worst.


- Mod Guillermo

anonymous asked:

If Kaneki after the Aogiri arc discovered that half ghouls can become stronger by enduring pain do you think that he would have abused this method?

That’s an interesting question. Perhaps in the same way Urie does- pushing his body beyond its limits, taking risks in fights, not shying away from damage (he kind of did that anyway :’D). I don’t think he would do anything as drastic as intentionally chopping off body parts, that would probably not bring back nice memories but I can definitely see him doing the others.

  • what she says : Oh, Senpai~
  • what she means : why is everyone suddenly falling in love with my crush, with my senpai? what the fuck, am I late to the goddamn party? why is this girl so rude to him, oh dear jesus. i can't even with the pure girl who knows how to cook, all i know is how to fucking chop bodies with blood as the sauce. and and, this girl, who is so goddamn arrogant, go and be like juliet, you'll totally be fine. the creepy girl, why is she even looking for a goddamn supernatural in senpai, wtf, im here, i kill people for a living. i don't do sports, oh my god, i don't even socialize even well, why the hell? why are adults all over senpai, im so confused, is that even allowed? is my senpai really that naive?? oh shit, why am i even trying to fight for his love when this girl can just knock me out, what the hell is wrong with me? and why is his sister all over him, wtf, what happened to freedom?? and holy shit, this girl, this fucking girl, why the fuck. does she even have flaws?? wtf, rich as hell, intelligent, beautiful, wtf, is she literally a goddess?
  • what the hell, fuck all of them. i can't even, this is my goddamn first time to fall in love and this shit happens, for fuck's sake

anonymous asked:

Stuff you wish you knew sooner or when you were younger???

• If someone hurts your pride or self respect you need to chop every body part of them and let them pay half their life to glue or stick it back on.
• Loving relationships and controlling relationships are two different things. Learn the difference. Controlling relationships will damage you for the longest time.
• Dont do the things depression tells you to do. Stay awake, get out of your bed, work out, socialise, dance, get out there and try everything until you find your happiness. If you like tea create a tea company.
• Dont ever depend your happiness on anyone, they will drop it. They will drop it single time. Happiness truly comes from within.
• Trust is the most expensive thing out here dont hand it out like candy on halloween.
• Learn to take breaks istead but dont you dare give up on your dreams.
• Go through as many hardships as you can, it will benefit you. Remember a diamond is a chunk of coal that did well under pressure. Eveyone wants to be a diamond but very few are willing to go through that process. Be willing.

• Youre a human being youre supposed to have feelings, dont try so hard to be heartless.

• • Answering your question, ask literally anything.

The Shoemaker of Breslau - In the past, vampire hysteria was rife and one such recorded story is that of the Vampire of Breslau. In September of 1951, a shoemaker in Breslau (modern-day Poland) committed suicide by slitting his own throat. After his burial, a number of locals reported seeing his ghostly figure, mostly in their own homes at night time. It was reported that the shoemaker would attack the townsfolk in their own beds at night. After a number of months and unrelenting attacks, it was decided that he would be exhumed. Locals were shocked to discover that the shoemaker’s body hadn’t decomposed - something they decided was evidence of vampirism. They chopped his body up into little pieces before burning it and throwing it into a river.

Full Moon Bread

Tonight I made this deliciousness, and it was glooorious. I modified my basic bread recipe to make a Full Moon Bread for Protection. This is also my Lughnasadh Loaf. After all, I did harvest some of the ingredients myself.


  • 5 cups all purpose flour
  • 2 tablespoons yeast
  • 1 teaspoon salt (preferably sea salt)
  • 2 cups hot tap water
  • 2 tablespoons honey
  • ¼ cup softened butter
  • 1 tbsp chopped fresh basil (for protection of property/wealth)
  • 1 tbsp dried rosemary, chopped large (for protection of body & mind)
  • 1 tbsp chopped fresh chives (general protection)

Pour 4 cups of the flour, yeast, and salt in large bowl. Recite ‘With the power of Earth I protect me and mine from all harm.’
Add chopped herbs and mix well. 

Pour in hot water and mix (stir clockwise) until it is combined. As you pour and stir, recite ‘With the power of Water I protect me and mine from all harm.’

It will be sticky.
Pour honey and butter on top and continue mixing until there is no sign of the butter or honey left.
Add last cup of flour incrementally, stirring until dough is no longer sticky.

Spread a small handful of flour on a clean flat surface and begin kneading the bread for about 5 minutes. This is a great time to really focus on protection and the fierceness with which you will defend yourself/your household, pouring the energy into the dough.
Place dough back in bowl and cover with a tea towel to rise for about half an hour, until it doubles in size.

Remove dough from bowl and punch it down, expelling the air. Recite ‘With the power of Air I protect me and mine from all harm.’

Divide the dough in half. Form each half into a loaf-shape and place in a greased loaf pan. Using a sharp knife, preferably an athame, carve a sigil for Protection deeply into the top of the loaf (either create your own or feel free to use mine).

(I love this little guy, I always imagine him as a ghostly fox rising out of a charged sigil to protect things)

Let rise another 10-15 minutes until dough reaches lip of loaf pan.
Bake for 35-40 minutes at 400F. Recite ‘With the power of Fire I protect me and mine from all harm.’
Bread is cooked through when a light thump on the crust sounds hollow.

Turn out onto a rack and wrap in a damp tea-towel for a few minutes to keep the crust soft. Once cool, cut with a bread knife and enjoy!