bobi bobi

Clarke: Let me just check and see if Lexa’s alright

Chip: You should take me out of this iPhone case and put me in your head

Clarke: sigh I miss you so much. I will protect you with my life.

Chip: Disregard my last statement, I’d rather be next to your good earth cleavage again. (Protect me with your tiddies please)

  • boyfriend sees my phone wallpaper: is that your Korean boyfriend?
  • me: yes! he's from the band that I'll be seeing in Newark with my friends!
  • him: what is his name?
  • me: he goes by J-Hope!
  • him: J-Hope? He can hope about getting you! Thank god he's a celebrity.