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LOOK HOW PRECIOUS THEY ALL ARE PROTECT THEM

REMINDER THAT ALL OF THE X-MEN (GUYS AND GIRLS) WOULD LOVE YOU AND WORSHIP YOUR BODY.

it doesn’t matter if you have:

• chub (chub is good!)
• scars? Beautiful!
• stretch marks? Wonderful!
• acne? it’s 100% okay!
• small boobs? Great!
• big boobs? Great!
• thick thighs? Amazing!
• thin thighs? Amazing!
• a round butt? nice!
• a flat butt? nice!
• teeth aren’t 100% white? Cute!
• crooked teeth? Adorable!
• teeth gaps? Graceful!
• long legs? Wow!
• short legs? Wow!
• small hands? Magnificent!
• big hands? Magnificent!
• a bone-y face? Gorgeous!
• a round/plump face? Gorgeous!

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, AND THE X-MEN WOULD BE TOTALLY BLESSED TO BE WITH YOU! DON’T DOUBT IT 💖.

FN Nicknames

Geoffrey Zakarian 

  • Hipster Grandpa
  • grouchy zakarian

Bobby Flay

  • the ginger demon 
  • Bobert Flavorless 
  • Floppy Bay
  • Robert Flavor
  • Booby Flay

Alex Guarnaschelli

  • Alex Tortellini 
  • alex ghiradelli 
  • Alex guara-slayi

Aaron Sanchez 

  • Spicy boi
  • too hot for you

Ted Allen 

  • Lil baby teddy bear
  • rainbow child

Amanda Freitag

  • Amanda “be my girl” friendtag 
  • the light of my life

Guy Fieri

  • fire chia 
  • the girl on fire

Scott Conant

  • onion boy
  • Scoff Conant

Robert Irvine

  • leg day
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Top 3 prospects from the last decade

X-Men Preference: Bun in the Oven

Requested by @sebastianbride

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

MASTERLIST

(A/N: I am going to start calling Piotr ‘Colossus’ to avoid confusion with Peter ‘Quicksilver’)


Logan: You had known for a while that you were expecting. The only thing left to do was to tell Logan. The best way to do that was through his favorite drink: beer. While Logan was out running errands for the professor, you drew up a new label for his beer reading “Just for Dad” with a few little decorations. You taped it on to the beer and waited for him to come home. Once he got back, you ushered him to the couch before going to get the drink. You came back and handed it to him. He read the label and realized that you officially had a bun in the oven.

Charles: He can’t have kids himself (clearly), so you two decided to adopt. You got the confirmation of the child you two picked, so you decided to surprise him. You bought a small metal mailbox and wrote the date your child was going to be arriving on a piece of paper. You stuck the paper in the mailbox and placed it on his desk. You were in his office when he saw it and opened it. He read the date and asked you what it meant. That’s when you let it slip that that was the day you two were officially to become parents.

Erik: You had just gone to the doctor that morning to confirm. You and Erik had been trying for a baby for goodness knows how long now. You were so excited you could barely contain yourself. You immediately went out to buy a little metal rattle as a surprise for Erik. It was so fitting because he would be able to use it in more ways than one. You stuck it in a little box with a note on top that said “open me”. You handed it to Erik as soon as he got home, not being able to contain your joy. As soon as he opened it, he would know that what he was hoping for had finally came– a family.

Bobby: You had known for a while, but you couldn’t find the right way to tell Bobby. You knew it had to be special and meaningful. However, nothing was quite right. That was, until, you went in to a baby clothes store and spotted the perfect onesie. It was white with black print that said “My daddy is the coolest!” with a drawing of ice cubes underneath. You instantly bought it and had it wrapped. You brought it back to your shared apartment and cleaned up a bit. Bobby came home that afternoon and you immediately sat him down. Once he opened the box, he laughed and told you he couldn’t wait to literally be the “coolest” dad ever.

Scott: Scott lived for his morning coffee. He couldn’t go a single day without it. That is why you knew for a fact that you had the perfect idea to announce that you were pregnant. As soon as you knew for sure, you went out and bought a mug that read “You are going to be a dad” at the very bottom. The next day, you woke up before him and prepped the mug. You poured in his favorite coffee and waited. Scott then stumbled down the stairs he immediately took the coffee without question. You waited for as long as it took. You were in the other room when you heard him yell “HOLY SH*T, REALLY?”. He had finally finished his coffee.

Colossus: You knew you had to do something simple, but creative. You had confirmed that you were pregnant a few days earlier. You were doing a bit of shopping when you found a shirt you could use to announce you were pregnant to Piotr. It was black with white writing that said “Baby” with a loading bar that you see on computers. You smiled and washed the shirt without him knowing. The next day you wore a hoodie that zipped up. You got him to sit on the couch for a little bit as you prepped yourself. You unzipped the hoodie and waited as he read, his eyes and smile growing wide as he realized what your shirt meant. 

Alex: He was a big sweet tooth. You knew you had to incorporate something sweet into your announcement. You went out and you bought four cupcakes, each with white frosting and a letter on it. You got them put in a box and took them to where he was working. You handed him the box and waited for him to open it. He opened the box and looked at what was inside. It took a moment, but finally the pieces fell in to place. He opened his arms and gave you a massive hug. The cupcakes confirmed his suspicions: Baby.

Hank: He didn’t want to risk passing down his genetics to an innocent life, so he convinced you to adopt. You remembered how much Hank liked puzzles. You created a puzzle that was mostly blank except a specific date and a heart. You took one piece out and wrote “our missing piece” on it. You watched as he put the puzzle together, and then get confused when he noticed there was one piece that he missed. You walked up behind him and handed him the piece. He put the piece in to the puzzle and finally connected all of the dots. He scooped you up in his arms as he exclaimed how excited he was.

Peter: You knew that there was only one way you could perfectly execute the announcement that you were pregnant to Peter. As soon as you knew for sure, you went out to buy some custom made baby shoes. You had them put in a special little box with a small tag that read “For Dad’s eyes only”. You took it to Peter who was relaxing on the couch. You watched as he read the tag and quickly turned to you for confirmation. You gave him a nod as he opened the box to reveal the custom made shiny silver baby shoes that looked just like his own. The smile on his face was irreplaceable.