bobbie the jean

Camp Xavier’s caters to each campers individual, unique… skill. Like fishing! Or… ax wielding. And not telekinesis. Or anything. 

  • Jean: If you bite it and you die it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die it's venomous.
  • Nightcrawler: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Jean: That means you're poisonous.
  • Kitty: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Storm: That's voodoo.
  • Bobby: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Jean: That's correlation, not causation.
  • Quicksilver: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
  • Gambit: That's kinky.

REMINDER THAT ALL OF THE X-MEN (GUYS AND GIRLS) WOULD LOVE YOU AND WORSHIP YOUR BODY.

it doesn’t matter if you have:

• chub (chub is good!)
• scars? Beautiful!
• stretch marks? Wonderful!
• acne? it’s 100% okay!
• small boobs? Great!
• big boobs? Great!
• thick thighs? Amazing!
• thin thighs? Amazing!
• a round butt? nice!
• a flat butt? nice!
• teeth aren’t 100% white? Cute!
• crooked teeth? Adorable!
• teeth gaps? Graceful!
• long legs? Wow!
• short legs? Wow!
• small hands? Magnificent!
• big hands? Magnificent!
• a bone-y face? Gorgeous!
• a round/plump face? Gorgeous!

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, AND THE X-MEN WOULD BE TOTALLY BLESSED TO BE WITH YOU! DON’T DOUBT IT 💖.

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Superhero Aesthetics // X-Men Pt.1

Mutation, it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve into the dominant species on the planet. This process normally takes thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millenia, evolution leaps forward.

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