bobbie the cat

nhl players as iasip quotes

Wayne Simmonds: “FIRST I’m gonna take off my shirt, and THEN you’re gonna die!”

Jaromir Jagr: “Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.”

Zdeno Chara: “See, I’ve always got an A, B and C strike plan to get us out of any potentially life-threatening situation.“

Brad Marchand: “I browned out that evening.”

Tom Wilson: “I will SMASH your face into a- into a jelly!”

Tyler Seguin: “I shoulda popped my shirt off. Goddammit, really shoulda popped that shirt off.“

Brent Burns: “Wildcard, bitches! Yee-haw!”

Bobby Ryan: “Cat in the wall? Now you’re talking my language.”

Alexander Ovechkin: “I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone.”

Ryan Getzlaf: “Let’s go toe to toe in bird law, and see who comes out the victor.”

Claude Giroux: “How much cheese is too much cheese?”

PK Subban: “A good hockey wig could put this thing over the top, man.”

Jamie Benn: “I’m a casual millionaire from Texas.”

Sidney Crosby: “You can’t patronize your captain. That’s a sea law.”

Carey Price: “And although I seem relaxed, I’m actually incredibly tense at all times.”


Fuck me lets do this:

a) This emotionally scarred you but being killed and erased and yoru life stolen by Doc Ock…nada

b) This emotionally scarred you but we’re only gonna SAY that not show actual signs of it. Okay

c) All the shit he’s been through and this crap scars him? He was les emotionally scarred by seeing deformed clones of HIMSELF

d) “The things we do other people do not get…I mean yeah, except for my first wife. She got it and supported it even though she wasn’t one of us. She was pretty awesome like that. Also Jarvis and this guy Alfred from a place called Gotham city. My Aunt also got it when I had the decency to stop lying to her like I have been for years now for no discernable reason”

e) “We are both superheores. It is something we have in common. I think this means we should be attracted to one another even though I’ve had countless oppertunities to pursue romance and deep friendships with fellow superheroes before during my long career, which has included being an Avenger, and yet still obviously prefer hanging out with and dating normal people. Like even the one costumed girlfriend I ever had I broke up with because she was too into being a costumed person and wanted less to do with being normal like I wanted. In light of that its actually kind of stupid and out of character for me to even be entertaining the notion of us hooking up I suppose. Especially when you consider apart from both of us being heroes there is really very little we have in common and even less to our personal personalities which would compliment one another. I mean correct me if I am wrong but you pretty much spend most of your time on the job in some capacity as a SHIELD agent or a cop or something right? yeah…i’m not really into that at all. Hence I never tried dating a cop and dated just two women who were into science which is my biggest passion. one of those I didn’t even date because of the science love she had and the other I was kind of persuaded into dating by other people and didn’t give ashit about when we broke up, preferring to try and hook up with my old non-science girlfriend. So you’d think that having in common the mere fact we are both superheroes wouldn’t be an actual big attraction between us at all but I guess I’m being written like a jackass in this scene. Just like all the scenes before this one and probably all the scenes after it too”

f) Hi Aunt May, nice to see you are out of character in this scene too. I love how quickly you got over your husband dying.

g) I’m not even going to touch this scene:

Peter usually relates to the people he deals with in his day-to-day life as Peter Parker, or as Spider-Man — it’s usually one or the other. When he’s with Bobbi, she’s someone who has the same kind of lifestyle and interests, but also someone who can relate to both parts of him in a way that others haven’t.

He’s had a relationship with the Black Cat, who really just wanted to have a relationship with Spider-Man. He’s also had relationships as Peter where he’s revealed that he is Spider-Man over time, so it’s almost like they have to suddenly accept this other secret half of him. With Bobbi, he’s walking into this relationship where, from the moment they start it, she knows both halves, and she’s coming at it from the superhero side.

They know the kind of craziness their lives get into. It’s not something he has to make an excuse for. They’re also people who have fought together side by side. They’ve been teammates and looked out for each other. Their relationship stretches back to the time when they were both on the New Avengers. This is a very different thing than we’ve seen in Spidey’s life before.

she is a super scientist, as well. And she, too, has left relationships in her wake moving through the superhero life, just like Pete

The way I write Spidey is that he has feet of clay, and he’s going to—like us—find all new ways to screw up. Bobbi has got the secret agent/super hero part together. The way I see Mockingbird and where she is now is, she’s very much about getting that part of the job done, and she does it in a way that Spidey doesn’t. At the same time, there is that trust when an agent has a partner in the field and they’re each watching each others’ backs.

That’s the masked parts of their lives. What it’s going to be like when the masks come off… we’ll have to wait and see.


Dan Slott

a) Its different but OOC so it’s bullshit

b) Asshole MARY JANE did that shit too, she just came at it from the civilian (i.e. more important) side of things in experiencing what it’s like to be Peters friend and watching what happened to Gwen

c) Peter and MJ have fought together too. More importantly they’ve gone through emotional and domestic battles together. The stuff that REAL people deal with

d) Who the fuck did Peter date where he revealed his identity to them and then they had to deal with that? Deb Whitman left the same issue he came clean with her and she didn’t even believe him.

e) Peter and MJ’s relationship stretches back to you know…Stan Lee’s run

f) So a retread of why Carlie should be with Peter. Because they are both scientists. And the silent thing he is saying is that MJ was dumb for not being a scientist.

g)  You aren’t supposed to write Spider-Man in such a way that he will inevitably screw up and that is the point you goddam jackass! You are supposed to write him as doing his best to be a good responsible guy and sometimes he screws up but that’s not the goddam point! UGHHHHH!!!!!!


Alton Brown grinds his own peppercorns. With his teeth.

Alton Brown’s chili cheese fries are healthier than raw carrots. Even after he adds the bacon and lard.

Alton Brown brushes his teeth with wasabi and gargles with pickle brine. But his breath smells like roses.

 Alton Brown can boil a three-minute egg in thirty-seven seconds.

In an unaired episode of Iron Chef America, Alton Brown single-handedly defeated an all-star team of Bobby Flay, Cat Cora, and Michael Simon. The secret ingredient was air.

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Alton Brown doesn’t whip potatoes. Alton Brown’s potatoes whip themselves, if they know what’s good for them.

 Alton Brown’s other car is the Wienermobile.

Alton Brown’s show was called ‘Good Eats’, because 'Multiple Shuddering Mouthgasms’ didn’t play with the network’s target demographic.

Alton Brown’s freezer operates at minus-twenty-seven degrees. Kelvin.

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