Breaking News: Disney Buys Itself
Adding to a string of recent acquisitions, the Walt Disney Company has announced its intention of purchasing itself for the amount of $105.5 billion.
This will be the company’s most significant purchase since its acquisition of Lucasfilm in 2012. This deal is expected to cede the entirety of both Disney’s intellectual property and numerous subsidies to to Disney.
In a statement, Disney CEO Bob Iger simply stated, “AT&T and Time Warner? PLEASE. The only thing worth more than Disney is Disney. After this deal, I will be eternal. I will become the Alpha CEO.“(x).