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best musical quotes with no context

- “the funk of moral fiber rotting”

- “for a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he”

- “driving mad at twelve miles an hour”

- “i have maggots in my scrotum”

- “southern motherfucking democratic republicans”

- “she was the happiest corpse i’d ever seen”

- “he ran into my knife ten times!”

- “rising on a sea of marshmallow foam”

- “on the lake there was a boat, and in the boat there was a man”

- “it’s not like i’m a healthy person”

- “how do you get this gold shit off?”

- “imagine a world with no children, close your eyes and just dream”

- “four jews in a room bitching”

- “bobby maler he’s the best, looks so nasty in those khakis”

- “you’ll be obsessed with all my forest expertise”

- “i’m fucking the fucking president, oh yeah”

- “i got carried away, and not just by balloon”

- “if i stop smoking crack”

- “don’t use a toaster while standin’ in the shower”

- “she got them heebies and jeebies from moonshine and cheap wine and reefer and candy cane”

- “you’ll have kids and they’ll hate you too”

- “a potpourri of contradiction”

- “this is called an aneurysm hook!”

- “please reward our pluck and save this duck”

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Port of Amsterdam

Boat drinks, boys in the band ordered boat drinks. Visitors scored on the home rink. Everything seems to be wrong. I’mma do a mashup, keep going – lately and I said what about newspaper mentioned cheap air fare breakfast at tiffany’s she said I think I remember the film I’ve got to fly to Saint Somewhere and as I recall, I think closing time we both kinda liked it I’m close to bodily harm time for you to go out to the places you will be from and I said well that’s one thing we got you guys are ruining it. Keep going, this is super. Twenty degrees closing time and the hockey game’s on you don’t have to go home but you can’t this is a nightmare sync, you’re ruining it stay you’re ruining everything here Nobody cares no you’re doing great they are way too far gone AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT people are not going to be able to isolate this BREAKFAST AT CLOSING TIME AND put it on YouTube BOAT DRINKS CAME IN. I’m gonna start over. I’m gonna start over. If you keep going, I’m gonna start over. Okay. Okay. YOU DON’T HAVE TO GO HOME Twenty degrees and the BUT YOU CAN’T hockey game’s STAY on HERE. Nobody cares BOAT DRINKIN’ they’re all way too far gone BOAT DRINKIN’ I’m just gonna edit this out. Start again right now – okay – BOAT DRINKIN’ BOAT DRINKIN’ boat okay, here we go drinkin’ Twenty degrees BOAT DRINKS and the hockey game’s on let’s do a round BOAT DRINKS BOAT DRINKS BOAT DRINKS boys in the BOAT DRINKS I’d like to go where the pace of life’s boys in the band slow with the boat drinks you’re ruining it BOAT DRINKS BOAT DRINKS boys people love my singing, and you’re in the band ruining it for them JUSTIN FUCKIN’ WE’RE DOING A /ROUND/ Stop – stop singing DAH DAH DAH I’m gonna start all over Travis, shut up. Travis shut up. Boat drinks. I’m starting over this is the beginning again okay boys in the band ordered boat drinks. Boat drinks. Boat drinks. Boys in the band visitors scored on the ordered boat drinks home rinkboys in the band ordered boat drink it won’t sync up when you’re doing that, you’re ruining it. You’re ruining the song. No, we’re doing a round. Okay, okay. There’s no round. Try it again. It won’t sync properly. You’re just making bad audio. Okay, okay. Okay here we go. Boat drinks. Boat drinks. Boys in the – I’m gonna start again. Boat drinks. No I’m trying to do an echo. Boat drinks. It’s not gonna sync, it’s gonna sound like garbage. Starting again. Boat drinks drinks drinks drinks boat drinks Boys in the band ordered boat drinks boat drinks drinks drinks don’t use it too early [off-key] visitors scored on the home rink everything seems to be wrong fine Rob, just fine fine isolate them out for the rest of it. I’ll just take off my headphones, that’s fine. Twenty degrees TWENTY DEGREES AND TRAVIS WE CAN SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT and the hockey game’s on HA HA HA Nobody cares hey everybody, Jimmy Buffet they’re too far gone SUCKS screaming ‘boat drinks’ somethin’ JUSTIN’S PILOTED BY FART SPERM JIMMY BUFFETT IS A something to keep them all warm GARBAGE ARTIST He’s a fartist! Nobody can hear that. Go print out a Buffet song lyrics chart I’d like to go where the and go throw it in the fuckin’ garbage pace of life’s slow, could you beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott? I’m gonna put all of Jimmy Buffett’s songs on a jump drive and flush it down the toilet any old place here on [laughing] Earth or in space ah, Justin, can you hear this? You pick the century and I’ll pick the spot. This is all fair use, Jimmy James. I know I should be leaving this climate I’ve got a verse but can’t rhyme it – ooh. What about Tuesday’s with Morrie? I gotta go where it’s warm. Alright now – now you guys can sing all of this part ‘cause we’re just gonna repeat great. Alright. I’m gonna skip the last verse, alright, here we go we’re just gonna repeat ‘I gotta go where it’s warm’. I gotta go where it’s warm. I gotta go where it’s warm. I gotta go where it’s warm. [Jimmy Buffet recording: boat drinks, boys in the band ordered boat drinks] Go, keep fuckin’ singing! Drinks. [Jimmy Buffet recording: visitors scored on the home rink] visitors scored on the home rink IS THAT IT? You’re doing great. Everything seems to be wrong. And resolve the chord progression. I’ve gotta go where it’s warm. And the end of the show. Boaaaat drinks. No, God. You resolved it. Boat drinks? Booooaaaa – please resolve it – ooooooaaaat driiiiiiinks. (whispering) boat drinks. My – my anxiety is through the fucking roof right now.