bo dy

So I got this for Christmas.

And my mom has a habit of judging books by their cover, so she thought it’s some sort of a philosophical autobiography.

She took it from me a few minutes ago, saying that she really wanted to read it.

Before I could explain what it was really about, she flips it to this page:

She just closed it, gave it back to me, and slowly left my room.

I’m dying.

my kink is having plans that literally no one knows about. not one person, not a couple people but no-bo-dy. secrets and surprises fuel me

Mystery Twins Indeed

I’ve seen headcanons I’ve liked about Mabel being trans, and headcanons I’ve liked about Dipper being the twin who’s trans, and both have made sense because identical twins are biologically incapable of being different sexes. Fraternal twins are, of course, but not identical twins – and so far as the fandom is aware, all twins bearing the name Pines are, in fact, identical.


Which is to say that while I don’t know whether I like Dipper being trans or Mabel being trans better, I really like the idea of people in the Gravity Falls universe realizing that one of these supposedly “identical” twins must be trans and the other must still identify with the gender they were assigned at birth. I just love imagining the reactions the twins have when said people start asking rude, idiotic questions. “So, which one of you is the real/original twin?” “Are you actually supposed to be two girls, or two boys?” “Which one of you is faking your gender and which isn’t?” Etc. and so on, infinitely spiraling down the well of idiocy and transphobia as they go.


Mabel wiggles her arms dramatically and does a “spooky” voice, crab-walking in front of Dipper for extra effect. “No~bo~dy kno~w~s,” she extends each vowel for, like, three minutes to make sure this person feels uncomfortable for as long as possible. She’s very theatrical about the whole thing. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if she sometimes tells them to wait a second and runs off to get a sweater labeled “Mystery Twins” and then stands in front of them explaining that this wasn’t the sweater’s original purpose, but maybe now they get the idea that (and she extends the words even longer this time, just for good measure) “No~bo~dy kno~w~s! It’s a my~s~tery~!”


Dipper gets extremely defensive, taking his angry stance and practically shouting at the person to “Mind your own business, you creep!” in the most determined voice he can manage. He grabs Mabel by the hand and tells her they’re leaving, since they have better things to do than listen to ignorant creeps asking stupid questions. Mabel lets him, sticking her tongue out at the person who started interrogating them, trying to get the last word in as the twins exit the scene.


The person idly wonders whether Dipper getting defensive was because he’s the trans twin and he’s sensitive about it, or because he’s just that protective of Mabel. They never do figure it out, though; since Mabel and Dipper only talk about gender with people they actually trust – and even then, they try not to make a big deal about who’s trans and who isn’t. They’re just… they’re just Dipper and Mabel, and that should be good enough. And for almost everyone (except the occasional idiot who alerts the twins to their presence with painfully transphobic questions), it is.

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Iggy's hips don't lie.

*trumpet blasts*

TUUU

TU TU TUUUU

TU RURURU RUUUU

TURURURU RUUU

TU RURURURU

TU RU RUUU

TU

RU 

TUUUUUUU


Ignis, Ignis


I never really knew Iggy could move like this,
He makes a man want to go gay-ish.
¿Cómo se llama?
Muy guapo.
En Galdin,
Lestallum.
(Es Ignis, es Ignis)

Oh Gladio when you talk like that,
You make my heart go mad,
But be wise, and stop it,
We have to focus in battle.

But I’m on tonight,
You know my hips don’t lie,
So you just have to wait for night.
All the attraction, the tension
Remember to bring some protection.

I never really knew Iggy could move like this,
He makes a man want to go gay-ish.
¿Cómo se llama?
Muy guapo.
En Galdin,
Lestallum.
(Es Ignis, es Ignis)

Oh Gladio when you talk like that,
You make my heart beat fast,
Be patient, I’m parking
Here to stay at Lestallum.

And I’m on tonight,
You know my hips don’t lie,
And I’m starting to feel you, boy.
Come on let’s go, back to
The hotel cause this is perfecto.

Oh I know I am on tonight, my hips don’t lie
And I am starting to feel it’s right
Your complexion, and my flexion
Dear Gladio, this is perfection
(Ignis, Ignis)

OH BOY

I can see your bo dy mo ving
Half behemoth half man 
I don’t, don’t really know what I’m doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am not doing this nearby the guys, I can’t so you know
That’d a bit too hard to explain


Baila en la calle de noche ♪ ♫ ♬
Baila en la calle de día ♪ ♫ ♬

I never really knew Iggy could move like this,
He makes a man want to speak British,
Whut’s yo name?
So handsome.
At Gladin,
Lestallum
(It’s Ignis, It’s Ignis)

Oh Gladio when you talk like that,
You know you’ve got me hypnotized.
So be wise, and keep on
Touching the spots of my body.

Señorita, ♪ ♫ ♬ feel the conga, ♪ ♫ ♬ let me see you move like you come from Altissia ♪ ♫ ♬

Mira en Insomnia se baila así, say it! ♪ ♫ ♬

AAAANANDSSNDADNA I’m on tonight, my hips don’t lie
And I’m starting to feel you boy
Come on let’s go, real slow
Gladio, like this is perfecto

OOOADSOASOAOODh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don’t lie
And I am starting to feel it’s right
Your complexion, my flexion
Gladio, you are perfection

(No fighting
No fighting)

Book of Shadows Binder

So, I am a HUGE planner addict. I have multiple kinds, sizes, etc. Most of them are super customizable too! It occurred to me the other day that since you can add or take out pages super easily, a planner binder would make a great Book of Shadows! 

This is my a5 planner. It’s a 6 ring binder, button snap closure and pockets on the left inner side. Can you imagine this as a BOS? Really, I am dying to try it. 

You can add so much stuff into these 

For instance, this is a plastic pocket I hole punched. I keep stickers in it. There are so many things you could add. Photos that represent the Goddess or God, cards from holidays, the wheel of the year, etc. 

I know that with bound books I was always afraid of the commitment because I tend to get annoyed and rip things out or I’m stuck hating how a page looks. This way I can take out and put in whatever I like! 

SO MANY POSSIBILITIES.