Sometimes I’m like, “How am I a Hufflepuff? I am fantastically talented at being a douchebaguette. And then I remember that I have minor panic attacks when I realize I might be late to meet up with a friend because I worry about them waiting around for me and wasting their time and HOW FUCKING RUDE IS THAT COME ON.”

Also, yes I have a Harry Potter tattoo. So, yes, Black Milk coming out with a Harry Potter line was straight porn for me.