“Nagisa can’t be gay. He is an angel and angels are asexuals”
Yes, I’ve heard people saying this shit.
Okay. If we think this way, then Shinji and Ayanami can’t be together because she is also an angel. But Ayanami is a girl, so no problem. It’s not like there aren’t people shipping these two, of course (sarcasm).
Of course Shinji likes Ayanami. And Asuka. And Misato. But Shinji falls in love with every fucking human.
I think Nagisa looks more like a human than Ayanami, at least in the movie “Evangelion 3.0 you can (not) redo”. Ayanami is like: “Gendo is my God. I’ll do whatever he wants.”.
Nagisa is close to Shinji. He gives him all the love that Shinji needs. Shinji only want to be loved by people, by his father. He is trying to do what people say in the right way.
And Nagisa has sacrificed for him.
People is like: “Shinji you are an asshole” (this is Asuka of course). But Nagisa is supporting him. ALWAYS.
Maybe Nagisa is an angel, but he has a male body. He is a guy. And Shinji blushes when he sees him. And Nagisa loves Shinji.
But you are right.
Fujoshis are crazy.
Nagisa and Shinji aren’t gay.
Is our imagination.
Fuck you, fujoshis.
Just in case I want to clarify I meant that Nagisa loves Shinji regardless his sexuality.
when shinji and kaworu started dating he would greet anyone with, “hello! did you know shinji-kun and i are dating?” until shinji noticed people started staring at him in the hallways and asked kaworu if he knew what was going on, to which kaworu would reply, “i told everyone we’re dating–is that wrong?” while holding his hand and shinji just blushed and told him that it’s okay
you delusional fujoshis make everything gay just to please your yaoi ships
Kaworu told Shinji he loved him.
Shinji stated that he loved him back.
Kaworu and Shinji held hands during the shower scene, naked.
Kaworu and Shinji made out in the manga.
Shinji acting tsundere with Kaworu, which is a love trope, by the way.
Kaworu and Shinji were to kiss in the first draft of episode 24.
Kaworu’s compliments and subtle comments to Shinji.
Shinji’s blushing and googly eyes.
Kaworu’s comforting words and ability to help Shinji.
Shinji admitting that he was romantically/sexually attracted to Kaworu.
The author saying in an interview that Kaworu was Shinji’s actual love interest.
a brief overview of evangelion characters' snapchat accounts
Asuka: has everyone in the known universe of snapchat. kaji is one of her best friends but it is tragically one-sided bc he never replies to her. she takes tons of selfies and they’re all carefully planned to maximum prettiness bc asuka would rather die than make a triple chin. asuka also takes pictures of her in her plugsuit and when they’re doing synch tests in nerv even though it is technically a breach of national security. it is worth it to make a (cute!) duck face with unit 02 in the background
Rei: surprisingly enough, she actually snaps people quite regularly when she gets the hang of it. it’s usually these vague shots of random stuff, like the sunset or a closeup of her pills. weirder stuff too, like an open can of spilled tuna on the street or a pic from the inside of a garbage can. sometimes she will also send pictures of herself but there always off-centre, like the edge of her hair or school ribbon or something. there’s never a caption for explanation. everyone agrees rei would be very popular on instagram.
Shinji: you can say he has the most “typical” account. he sends snaps of good weather, Pen Pen, his surroundings etc. shinji also takes snapchats of his meals whenever he’s done cooking. he NEVER sends pictures of himself, even when he’s having a convo he’ll just take a snap of something random to go with his caption. people always give him shit bc he keeps opening their chats but then never replies.
Misato: selfies of her in underwear with beer, selfies of her in her underwear with Pen Pen, selfies of her in her underwear with beer AND Pen Pen, selfies of her making faces and cussing out Ritsuko and Kaji
Kaworu: everything, kaworu snapchats everything, and he uses the little paint tool constantly to draw faces on bricks and snails and stuff. kaworu always snapchats every millisecond of when he and shinji together, and he takes a ton whenever shinji blushes!! (though he only sends them to shinji) kaworu also takes videos of him telling terrible fucking jokes and shinji’s reaction to them, the videos aren’t even that funny, like shinji will just be reading or whatever and kaworu will go “shinji-kun, what did the dinosaur say when you asked him to take the banana out of his ear” “uh, i’m not sure…” “he said, ‘i can’t hear you! i have a banana in my ear!!’” these are the sorts of jokes kaworu tells, like seriously fuck you kaworu
Ritsuko: pictures and videos of her cats (hers is clearly the most superior snapchat), snaps of whatever coding thing she is doing, more pictures of her cat memorabilia, and then snaps of all of her coffee cups stacked on the table
Kaji: all he does is snapchat his watermelons. he also sends nudes to misato. misato always replies
Fuyutsuki: snaps of Gendo when he isn’t looking and making fun of him, and all these pictures of go boards and Kantian philosophy. most of the time the light in his snaps are so bad you can’t even see what it is?? they are just foggy old man shadows
Gendo: Gendo does not have a snapchat bc that would be too much fun, and he is not capable of fun
Well…dang. I didn’t realize I had a separate list for the blushing visored. Rose and Shinji were sort of included in the shinigami list. Ah, well. They get to reappear! Anyway, let’s talk about what makes each of the visored blush!
1. Shinji: Accidentally calling Hinamori “Aizen”
Shinji: Yo! Aizen! Do you have the -
Shinji: Yeah…..that happened.
2. Rose: Kira singing beautifully
Rose: My stars! Your angelic voice is causing my face to glow as red as morning sky that brings fear to sailors!
Kira: Captain, why do you talk like that?
Rose: NO KEEP SINGING
3. Hachigen: People remembering his birthday
Hachigen: O-oh my goodness! Inoue-san sent me this little cupcake! It’s pink!
Hiyori: Why’d she do a stupid thing like that?
Hachigen: No reason.
4. Mashiro: Kensei’s browser history
Mashiro: Kensei!!! Your perverted browser history makes a lady like me blush bright red!
Kensei: I SAW YOU PINCHING YOUR CHEEKS
5. Kensei: Mashiro’s browser history
Kensei: ARE YOU EVEN REAL?!?
6. Hiyori: Various shoe malfunctions
Shinji: Yo, idiot. Did you know there’s a youtube video of your flipflop strap breaking causing you to fall on your face?
Shinji: 397 views!
Hiyori: I WILL HUNT DOWN AND KILL EVERY ONE OF THEM
Shinji: Oops it was just deleted.
7. Love: OTP feels
Love: THEY’RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER
Rose: Dude! No spoilers!
8. Ichigo: Naked ladies
Yoruichi: Yo! Ichigo! I’m back!
Ichigo: BUT WHY AREN’T YOUR PANTS BACK TOO?!
9. Lisa: Bats wearing hats
Kensei: Lemme get this straight.
Kensei: You can read the hardest of hardcore porn with a totally straight face, but bats wearing hats cause you to fucking lose it?
“Shinji, you pervert! But don’t move! You’re on my team!” Asuka snapped once Kaworu brought the placement of Shinji’s arm between his legs to everyone’s attention.
Twister had been proposed as a game for the four to play, being confined due to the rain outside and finishing testing for the day. Kaworu had brought it up and Asuka jumped at the idea for anything to do, getting out a map and spinner.
Not even five minutes had passed when they were in awkward positions, Rei being the only one that was entirely silent. Asuka was snapping, Shinji was blushing, and Kaworu looked infinitely amused.
Reaching a hand out to flick the spinner, there was another few moments of mumbles and swears. Shinji’s face was about to read a new shade of red when Kaworu gave a soft laughter and a sing-song ‘oops.’ “My hand slipped! Ah, I guess that means I lose, right?”
Asuka was the first to leap up, giving a victorious yelp and 'good job on not messing up, Shinji’ before going to get a celebratory soda. Rei followed, smoothing her clothes and left soon after. Shinji shifted to do the same, but his wrist gave out and he swore once he fell, his sudden weight on Kaworu causing the other to fall as well.
His forehead hit against something metallic and cold and the boy was confused as to what it was until he pulled back. When he realized his face was now close to where his arm had been, his entire face heated up, the shell of his ear beginning to turn red.
“Shinji-kun?” Kaworu asked, looking amused. “Admiring my belt?”