MASTERLIST (updated 7/27/16)

FAKE TEXTS

the one where you two talk shit (bestfriend!calum)

the one where his gf is a gold digger (brother!luke)

the one where a laptop explodes (boyfriend!michael)

the one about lingerie (boyfriend!ashton)

the one where he’s an asshole (boyfriend!luke)

the one with yelling halsey lyrics (4/4)

the one about the billboard photoshoot (boyfriend!calum)

the one where he is an A+ boyfriend (boyfriend!ashton)

the one where he fell inlove (bestfriend!michael)

the one where he’s a bit jaelous (boyfriend!luke)

the one where you’re dating his band member (brother!ashton)

the one where his selfie is dOPE (boyfriend!luke)

the one where it is halloween (4/4)

the one where revival is out (boyfriend!calum)

the one where you dissapear for a day (boyfriend!calum)

the one with netflix and chill (boyfriend!ashton)

the one where sorry just got out (boyfriend!michael)

the one where luke aint a penguin anymore (boyfriend!luke)

the one where you are drunk (boyfriend!ashton)

the one where his hair is cute asf (friend!luke)

the one with hailey baldwin (brother!luke)

the one where you watch friends (boyfriend!ashton)

the one with his jealousy (boyfriend!calum)

the one about arzaylea part 2 (bestfriend!luke)

the one with popular song lyrics (4/4)

the one where you get lost (4/4)

the one where he doesn’t say ‘i love you’ anymore (boyfriend!luke)

the one with pregnancy cravings (fiance!luke)

the one about christmas travelling (boyfriend!michael)

the one about christmas presents (boyfriend!ashton)

the one about christmas songs (boyfriend!calum)

the one about buying presents for his siblings (boyfriend!ashton)

the one about the rolling stone interview (boyfriend!michael)

the one about the rolling stone interview (boyfriend!calum)

the one where he cheated part 2 (ex!luke and (boy)friend!calum)

the one where jailey has risen (boyfriend!ashton)

the one with love confessions part 2 (bestfriend!luke)

the one about how perfect selena gomez is (boyfriend!calum)

the one where you have celiac (boyfriend!michael)

the one about pll (boyfriend!ashton)

the one where you break your arm (boyfriend!luke)

the one about ‘if you don’t know’ (boyfriend!michael)

the one where you are an independant ass bitch (boyfriend!calum)

the one where it’s biebers birthday (cake)

the one where arzaylea blocks you (boyfriend!michael)

the one with private photoshoots (boyfriend!calum)

the one you are going to sleep (boyfriend!calum)

the one about bringing guys home part 2 (roomate!calum)

the one about finals (boyfriend!ashton)

the one about GoT finale (boyfriend!luke)

the one where it’s lukes 20th (boyfriend!luke)

the one where you don’t check who you texting (friend!luke)

BLURBS

the one with christmas breakfast (daddy!ashton)

the one about a puppy under the tree (daddy!calum)

the one about a christmas vacation (daddy!luke)

the one about the christmas morning (singledad!michael)

blurb starters

‘’Let’s just pretend. Just for tonight.’’ (ex!michael

“Why are there four dogs in our house? We don’t own four dogs. We don’t even own one.” (boyfriend!calum)

“I did not scream.” (boyfriend!ashton)

“Do you know how good you look?” (bestfreind!luke)

“You should be with me.” (bestfreind!ashton)

“Holy shit, you’re real.” (boyfriend!michael)

What did you just say?” (boyfriend!calum)

“Can we just… Pause for a second.” (boyfreind!michael)

“Why won’t you let me steal your flannels?” (boyfriend!luke)

“I never should have let you go.” (ex!ashton)

“Baby, please.” (boyfriend!calum)

FAKE TEXTS

the one where jelena had risen (bestfriend justin)

the one where he talks about kids (boyfriend justin)

promising to you // l.h


He missed you. He missed you so much, it hurt. He missed the smell of your shampoo when he pressed you to his chest and kissed the top of your head. He missed the way you rubbed his back when you two hugged, giggling when he dug his fingers into your hips. He missed your smile and how it brightened his day. He just missed you, and it fucking sucked.

But what could he do? He was the one who caused you to leave. He was the one who spit out harsh words out of anger and spite. He was the one who verbally beat you so bad, you felt the need to escape. He hurt the one he loved the most and he hated himself.

He tugged on the ends of his hair and let out a rough sigh. How could he hurt you like that? You were so good, so sweet, not saying a word back in defense as he lashed out all of his anger on you. You just looked at him, eyes full of tears but refusing to let one fall. You just nodded, too sweet to insult him back.

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Bad Day

Luke never cried. He felt as if it made him weak. So when he walked into your shared bedroom you were nothing other than surprised. He looked so broken, so sad. Once he saw you he nearly ran into your arms collapsing on to you nuzzling his face into your chest as one of your hands went up to his head to play with his hair and the other to rub his back. You just held him for a while knowing that he’d speak when he’s ready, that he already knows you’re there for him. You wanted to fix everything for him, for him to not feel the pain he was feeling. It was a heart breaking sight to see Luke sob into your chest. But it was a relief when he started to relax in your arms and the sobs just became small tears falling down his cheeks. That’s when you decided to see what was wrong. “Luke, what’s wrong baby?” I asked still trailing your fingers through his hair. “Today at the studio I kept messing up, I couldn’t get anything right. I don’t think I really helped with anything.” He whimpered out starting to cry harder again. “Sweetheart, we all have off days. It’s okay honey. Is there anything else bothering you?” I asked knowing there was. “People keep telling me I’m not good enough for you, and I know they’re right.” He said as he started sobbing into my chest again. “Luke, look at me.” You said gently taking his beard covered chin and pulling his head up so his gaze would meet yours. “You don’t need to listen to other people, or doubt yourself. Some days you’re going are going to be off and you won’t get much done, but other days you’ll succeed and get everything and more done. And Lukey, you’re the best boyfriend I’ve ever has and I can’t think of anyone more deserving of me baby. I love you more then anything.” I said smiling down at him. “Thank you y/n, I love you baby.” He said rubbing his eyes. “Do you feel better now sweetheart?” I asked. “Much better, thanks to you.” He said smiling sweetly.

watching a scary movie with Luke would include:
  • him being scared but pretending he’s tough bc you’re not scared
  • “If it gets too scary we can always turn it off, Luke.”
  • “Pfffft. Like this shit is scary, babe.”
  • you laughing at the bad acting and low quality gore
  • Luke wondering what kind of demon spawn is he dating bc who laughs THIS SHIT IS FUCKING SCARY
  • so much hand holding during this movie
  • Luke squeezing your hand tight and closing his eyes when scary stuff happens
  • “Luke? Are your eyes closed?”
  • “NO!”
  • Hmm being a little jittery after the movie is over
  • literally having to walk him to the bathroom
  • “Are you serious, Luke?”
  • “Yes, Y/N, there might be ghouls and I need you with me so I can protect you.”
  • jumping out and scaring him when he comes out of the bathroom
  • Luke screaming like a small child
  • apologizing profusely while laughing because he screamed like a small child
  • both of you walking around your house making sure all the doors and windows are locked
  • sleeping with the bathroom light on
  • you being the big spoon
  • Luke feeling super safe and warm in your arms, even if he’s still a little pissed that you scared the shit out of him

i’m taking drabble/blurb/ship requests!

Play Things

Dean x Reader

Warnings: None, I don’t think? Just a little harmless writing fun.

Word Count: 885

A/N: Anybody up for a little Christmas in July?

Tagging: @raeganr99, @deanwinchester-af​, @ruined-by-destiel, @leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid, @littlegreenplasticsoldier​, @letsgetoutalive, @torn-and-frayed, @blacktithe7, @fighterflightwrites, @waywardlullabies​, @plaidandwhiskeydean, @one-shots-supernatural, @rizlow1, @ellen-reincarnated1967,

You knocked on Sam’s door before opening it and poking your head in. Sam, who was facing towards the wall at his desk, turned to smile at you. His platonic love for you was so great, you could completely shave his head and he wouldn’t be mad at you for longer than three hours. Well, maybe four.


“Sam, I got you a little something.” You smiled. It was Christmas day and, even though they said no gifts, it was your favorite holiday and dammit, you were in a giving mood. You sat a present on the edge of his desk.

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when michael can’t sleep, he’ll wander into luke’s room and settles down beside luke, and luke wakes up knowing it’s michael. luke will turn and take michael in his arms, and michael will immediately bury his head in luke’s chest. luke will bring his hands into michael’s hair and gently run his fingers through it, knowing it calms michael. luke doesn’t ever have to ask what’s wrong, he knows sometimes michael can’t sleep and the older boy just needs comfort and love. luke will stay up rubbing circles onto michael’s back until michael gets to sleep, and luke won’t sleep himself he knows for sure michael is fast asleep. after michael falls asleep, luke will press a gente kiss to michael’s forehead before wrapping his arms around him tighter and fall asleep with the boy he loves at peace in his arms.

vaporstan  asked:

and then clingy boyfriend luke on his day off

but seriously luke would be so loving on his days off, like he wouldn’t let you leave his side m, always next to you in someway, whether it was cuddling in his bed, or watching tv on the couch, his hands always locked and secure on your thigh, or how when it was time to eat, he would be right behind you, leaving tender kisses behind your ear and neck as you made an instant meal, and at the end of the night, he would cuddle you close, letting no space of the bed show between the two of you, and whisper in your ear, “ I love spending days off with my favorite girl ” and with that, you’d be out.

I just wrote a super depressed post about my dwindling health and such (didn’t post it), but there is one thing stronger than my fear and exhaustion, and that is my belief in myself. I don’t know how that’s possible with my at times low self-esteem and low feeling of self-worth, but I don’t question it. There are a few things I just KNOW, whether I want it or not, and one of those things is my unshakeable belief I CAN and WILL be having a worthwhile time here on earth.

Err not to say I’m an alien tho.

anonymous asked:

Hiya!! I have a request that might interest you? Maybe something like y/n is having a hard day or she's feelin rather insecure and Harry decides to pull her aside and tell her allllll the things he loves about her! Like he soft hips and her smile and personality! just really fluffy Harry praising y/n ☺️

I got kinda carried away with the ‘loving your hips’ part but I hope this still works for you! :)


Today sucked.

You had felt kind of bloated right after getting up and ready for the day. You weren’t happy with your outfit choice but didn’t have enough time to change because, of course, you also overslept which meant no coffee before leaving for work either. On top of that you had to get ready as quiet as a mouse because Harry was still soundly asleep in your bed. It’s not like he didn’t deserve a lie in, he did, but you thought you deserved one, too and so you got irrationally angry with him but because he was still sleeping you didn’t even get the chance to argue with him.

Today really sucked.

On your way to work you overheard a group of girls talking about your poor choice of outfit, something along the lines of ‘Wearing a pencil skirt with those hips? Not flattering.’ and ‘…like, what does he see in her anyways? I never understood. He can have anyone and chose her?’

Being with Harry comes with having to deal with comments like this. It was hard getting used to it but after having been together for quite some time you learned that there would always be people who want to bring you down. Usually you would either have a witty response or would ignore them altogether but today it stung. It downright hurt your feelings because you’ve not been feeling all that great about your body lately as it is and hearing other people talk about all your insecurities out loud surely did not help.

So when you finally made it home after the shittiest day all you wanted to do was take a bubble bath and then go to bed just so that this day would come to an early end.

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I knew that she knew I suspected something ... maybe that’s why she’d gone straight to Zim first.

Narsh.  A black-as-night city equally decrepit as it was luxurious, and sometimes there was no distinction between the two.  Run by warring Hutt crime families, with The Exchange and Black Sun springing up like moldy womp rats and nibbling at the edges, “Vertical City” was as much a place for the wealthy elite as it was for sweat, desperation, and murder.

And I could feel that coming by the prickling on the back of my neck … the same kind of prickling I got whenever my partner dared to bring in yet another box of grease and heart disease from the public health hazard next door.

What a way to start the day.

The morning stims hadn’t even had a chance to cool before my partner had his nose buried in our next big case, and I mean that more literally than I don’t.  Hair like spring and eyes like the dream of a clear island lagoon, she’d breezed into the office like a delicate ocean spray made of starlight and flowers, and promptly wrapped him around her little finger.  He perched on the edge of his desk, and if he hadn’t already kissed her hand, I swear he’d do it again in a heartbeat.  

He might anyway.

Iolenthe “call me Iole” Delicia.  I’m positive my partner will end up calling her many things, but none of them will be Iole.  She’d wafted in from the distant, exotic, and utterly foreign city of Zeltros.  Fashion designer extraordinaire, consultant, and CEO of Iole’s Fashion House & Modelling Agency, there wasn’t anyone who hadn’t heard of her.  She had copyrighted her own name.  I’m pretty sure the latest edition of Riccix’s New Galactic Dictionary featured an image of her next to the word “fashion,” and it was only a matter of time before her name somehow became a verb.

I watched her put the moves on my partner.  Fashion designer, my foot.  She was designing something all right, but it wasn’t fashion.  I didn’t know what it was at this point, but it was only a matter of time before I found out.  By the tilt of her head to allow the hat perched on her pastel curls to obscure her face from me, I knew that she knew I suspected something … maybe that’s why she’d gone straight to Zim first.

My partner.  Ziminder “Starfury” Antilles.

I’ll say it again.

“S t a r f u r y.”

Maybe you heard my fingers frame the word that time.  My partner’s as full of himself as a nexu eating a Hutt.  He likes to think he’s hot stuff, a real ladies’ man.  All suave and darkness, he cut a sharp figure in his tailored suit upon the edge of that desk.  I was certain the jacket’s fabric had shimmersilk woven into it, an unnecessary and overly gaudy choice for a day at the office, but that’s just the type of person Zim was.

Excessive.

This was a hobby for him, after all; he was the rich kid playing detective for excitement, thrills, and beautiful dames, while I actually did the work.  He’d never admit it, though, convinced he could shoot as well as a trained private eye.  One of these days he’d see the light, and maybe his dull and uninspired wardrobe choices would bow to my superiority in that arena as well.

But it wouldn’t be today.  I could tell by the glint in his eye as he finally turned to regard me where I stood, contemplating them over the still-untouched mug of murky stim.  I stiffened, feeling the familiar dread and thrill in equal measures.  Iole of Iole™ had told him something worthy of our attention.  Omega and Starfury, Private Detectives, would finally have a case capable of flooding out the long dry spell.

Or maybe she was just that pretty.

In that moment, it could have been either.


@kaosstar @jarofglitter

I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING

anonymous asked:

Possessive Luke putting his hands all over you to show some creep at a bar exactly who you belong to 😏

oooHhHHh omg like an innocent club night was usual, but soon Luke would be off, getting some toxic alcoholic mixture, as you’re stuck at the bar, Calum says that you should come and dance with them on the dance floor, and you take him up on his offer, and soon, some hands cling to your waist, and you jump, knowing that’s it’s not Luke’s instantly, and soon try to wiggle out of the unknown mans grip, but he’d just whisper dirty things into your ear, and soon, Luke would take your hands and pry you away, before swinging you around, grabbing your waist the way he usually does, before telling the guy to get lost, and once he did, he would grind up against you, feeling his front dig into your back sent a wave of pleasure over your body, and he’d leave love marks all over your neck, not caring who sees, because he wanted everyone to know, that you were his

54 Writing Prompts.

1. “It wouldn’t be the first time you broke a promise.”
2. “You know how I feel about birthdays.”
3. “You can’t ask me to do that.”
4. “Oh, you scared me!”
5. “You’re jealous, aren’t you?”
6. “You really… That’s not exactly meant to be eaten.”
7. “This is my favorite song!”
8. “You’re so drunk.”
9. “It doesn’t matter, I’m not leaving you.”
10. “It’s just that… Well, my favorite character just died.”
11. “Don’t be stupid.”
12. “Of course I love you.”
13. “Don’t you ever do that again!”
14. “Have you ever thought about… like… us?”
15. “If we die, I’m going to kill you.”
16. “I can’t believe you’d do something like this!”
17. “I’ve been looking everywhere for you.”
18. “You’re my favorite muse.”
19. “Don’t worry about it, I got it.”
20. “I promise, it’s just this once.”
21. “You owe me.”
22. “What, you scared I’ll kick your ass again?”
23. “Is that my shirt?”
24. “Wanna go for a drive?”
25. “You’ve got to be kidding me!”
26. “Fancy meeting you here.”
27. “You have no idea what you’ve gotten yourself into, do you?”
28. “Well, this is awkward.”
29. “Give it back!”
30. “Do you think you could just please go one day without pissing me off?”
31. “Why are you crying?”
32. “Just this once, okay?”
33. “You’re really soft.”
34. “Is it possible to love too much?”
35. “I will always be there protect you.”
36. “The stars look especially lovely tonight.”
37. “May I have this dance?”
38. “I can’t stop thinking about you.”
39. “All I want is you.”
40. “You look incredible in that.”
41. “Sometimes I just can’t control myself when around you.”
42. “Do you believe in love at first sight?”
43. “I think I’m in love.”
44. “I’d like it if you stayed.
45. "I have never felt this way about anyone.”
46. “Can I kiss you?”
47. “I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks.”
48. “My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on”
49. “I’m really drunk, please help me.”
50. “This is probably a bad time, but marry me?”
51. “We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. ”
52. “I think you might be pregnant.”
53. "Shh… I’m sleeping.”
54. “Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?”

ok but imagine logging into calum’s spotify and finding a playlist titled w your initials and when you listen to it it’s full of all your favourite songs and when ask cal about it he shyly admits he likes to listen to the songs you love when he misses you bc then you don’t feel so far away

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Travelling with Justin:

what i think dating calum would be like realistically

- silly facetimes, usually once a day, but sometimes he’d be too tired or jetlagged so he’d forget to call

- forgetting to reply to texts too

- some days he’d probably be a cranky asshole (especially when hungover)

- him being home from tour would probably mean that he’d stay in bed for three days straight even if you wanted to do shit together (although he probably wouldn’t object to you staying in bed with him)

- both of you being too lazy to cook most of the time so you’d order takeout way too often

- there’d definitely be some fighting and sometimes it would get really really bad

- trying to spend some of your precious time with each other but sitting on separate ends of the couch, each of you doing your own thing and not really talking much

- probably a lot less adventure than in fanfics

- the sex would definitely not be like the fanfics either tbh like it would probably take him like 4 months to learn how to make you cum and even then it wouldn’t happen every time

- he’d probably buy you cute gifts from around the world now and then but it wouldn’t be a regular thing

- he’d obviously love you but sometimes you could swear that he was actively trying to make your life hell

- lbr you’d get a ton of hate and calum wouldn’t be able to do fuck all about it

- he wouldn’t talk about you interviews bc that would upset his demographic

- he would sometimes act like a complete idiot around his bros (especially when alcohol was involved)

- sometimes (when he had the time and energy) he would try his very hardest to make you feel special and sometimes he would succeed but other times he wouldn’t bc hey he’s only human

- i don’t think he’d be the cheesy romance type of guy no matter what the fics say (but what do i know)

- believe it or not he’s an adult and he wouldn’t spend his energy begging for your approval to get a dog bc he knows that no means no and also he’s smart enough to know how much work goes into having a good dog

- not that many special date nights probably

- his idea of a nice date would probably just be a good cup of coffee in a nice café or going for a nice stroll together

- you wouldn’t be on tour with him very often bc you have better shit to do like school or work like the responsible human you are

- sometimes he would be really cute

- he probably wouldn’t write you a hundred love songs but i think he would draw a lil bit of inspiration from the relationship sometimes

- he would be shit at buying you good presents bc most people are and buying amazing presents is really fucking hard

- idk he’d just be very… chill and normal

basically a relationship with calum wouldn’t be all fluff and rainbows, it would suck sometimes and he’d accidentally make you cry and sometimes you’d wanna punch him. a relationship with calum would be flawed and imperfect bc that’s just how relationships work, but at the end of the day you would love each other and that’s all that would really matter.

Dating Niall would include:

● “Give me the remote”
● “No, Derby is on”
● Lots of fangirling over small things
● You cooking for him and him cooking the next day to pay back
● "Are ya going to finish eating this or?“
●  Day dreaming about your future together
●  Him coming back home drunk after midnight
●  Taking care of his hungovers
●  "Thank ya for taking care of me sweetheart”
●  Him slapping your ass playfully
●  Giggling together
●  Stealing kisses when you’re really focused on something
●  Poking his nose and him scrunching it after
●  “How am I so lucky to have you?”
●  Holding hands when you’re out with paps following you
●  Make out scenes turning into hot sex
●  “Tell me I’m the hottest golf player”
●  “Just shut up”
●  Lots of sloppy kisses before the sleep

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// Flirt

baby girl hood being so fascinated by her daddy’s tattoos that calum decided to bring her along for his next one. she’d sit and stare in awe as the tattoo artist drew on her daddy and she’d laugh a lil whenever calum winced at the pain and when he was done, he would show it to her and be like “can u see what it is?” and she’d get all excited and yell “it’s a crown!!! and it says my name in it!!” and calum would laugh and explain “that’s ‘cause your my princess” as he’d pull her in and kiss her lil chubby cheek and she’d push him away like “daddyyyy stooop!” with a giggle and then she’d look at the tattoo artist and mutter “can i get a drawing too?” and the artist would probably laugh a bit and calum would shoot him a look before smiling at his baby and going “of course you can sweetheart” and the artist would lean down and and smile as he asked “what do you want?” and she’d think for a moment before excitedly exclaiming “i want a superhero!!! like daddy!!” and both calum and the artist would laugh before calum lifted his little girl into the chair thing and pulled up her sleeve and then the artist would grab a marker and draw a cartoonish version of calum in a superhero outfit and idk man it would just be so cute and calum would be so happy and smiley and he’d just love his little baby girl so much

Dating Shawn would include...

-Skype dates while on tour
- stealing his flannels
-him taking you to awards shows
- Forehead kisses
-JUST IMAGINE SHAWN RESTING HIS HEAD IN THE CROOK OF YOUR NECK AND JUST KISSING YOU RIGHT THERE. K BYE
- driving you around his jeep always while holding hands or resting a hand on your thigh. Omg.
- sleeping in his huge hoodie
- cuddle sessions when he’s super tired bc of the tour/studio/other events
- being the first to hear the love songs about you and all of his song ideas for that matter.
- him trying to teach you how to play guitar
-cute ice skating dates OMG AW and even if you can’t ice skate he would always catch you from falling and skate backwards while holding your hands AW SHAWN
- Canada is so cold in the winter so just imagine him insisting you take his coat even if you refuse.
- Baking muffins!
- him sneaking up behind you and sliding his hands around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder.
- him blushing when asked about you in interviews
-peace sign selfies
- YOU GET TO SEE SHIRTLESS SHAWN AFTER/DURING A WORK OUT SO….
-shirtless Shawn In general
- waking up next to that goofy kid every morning and him just pulling you closer to him and mumbling “good morning” in your ear.
- the occasional sneaky make out session backstage
- him just grinning uncontrollably when he sees you and “you look so beautiful y/n”
- dancing around the room and probably failing miserably at it so he ends up just twirling you around like a goofball.
- stealing glances during interviews
- opening the car door for you
- holding you close in big crowds
- falling asleep together on the couch/in the tour bus
- him running off stage to embrace you in a hug after his show
- being so freaking proud of him all the time
- him just staring at you and admiring you when you aren’t looking
- making sure you are always okay in big crowds with fans or with paparazzi
-visiting Canada with him
- hard goodbyes at the airport :(
- him surprising you by flying home or flying you out to where he is.
- passing a shopping window and him just being like “dang y/n you’d look so freaking good in that dress.”
- kisses on the cheek
- piggy back rides
- goodnight/ good morning texts - never missing a chance to say “I love you”

GUYS I NEED A SHAWN UGH OMG