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Blueliner was pretty cute for a superhero, but then again so was Derek Nurse…


Dex had known his day was going to be awful. Nothing bad had actually happened that morning, but there was that feeling in the pit of his stomach. That all too familiar feeling that meant he’d run into him today, which meant Dex left his place wary of everything and everyone.

He was right to be suspicious.

Dex’s face was pressed down into the disgusting carpet, a heavy boot resting on his back. The boot, sitting heavily on an old bruise, was an uncomfortable pressure that got worse the longer it was there. He crushed the urge to shift and lay stiffly on the ground. It wasn’t even lunch yet and his day had gone to shit.

“Hurry up, Chad! That’s enough for now. We gotta get out of here before-“ 

The Chad at the till let out a cry of “Chad!” as the boot, and attached Chad, flew off of Dex and into the wall. He was wrestled to the ground, quickly cuffed, and Money Chad darted for the bank entrance. Before he made it beyond a few steps, Money Chad was trussed up like his partner. It was over in the blink of an eye.

Honestly, what was wrong with these guys.

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My Top Caps Moments of the Postseason

During the regular season, I made a post counting down my favorite moments. I figure now that the postseason is unfortunately long over, it’s time to do the same with the playoffs. It’s been awhile, so hopefully this is still relevant, but admittedly it’s taken me awhile to recover enough to make this. So I give you my top moments of the postseason.

13. Some Oshie goals (Rd 1 Game 4 x2)(Rd 1 Game 5)(Rd 2 Game 6)

You all know I love Oshbabe so perhaps this one has a little bias. I love the spark and energy that he brings to the game, and I thought these goals of his were worth including, as they were pretty sweet.

12. Some Nicky goals (Rd 1 Gm 2)(Rd 1 Gm 3)(Rd 2 Gm 5)(Rd 2 Gm 6)

Nicklas Backstrom was arguably the best Caps player during the playoffs. We may have faltered at the end, but Nicky came to play. In celebration of Nicky, I’ve picked some of his best goals from the playoffs. I also picked a wonderful screencap, which I enjoy cause it kind of looks like he’s astral projecting.

11. Burky goals (Rd 2 Game 5)(Rd 2 Game 6 x2)

Burky was a little late to the goal-scoring party in the playoffs, but man did he pick a good time to score them all. And they were all beautiful?? A toe drag and two unassisted beauties?? Amazing. He’s so talented and really coming into his own. And do you want to hear something that will definitely make you cry? Burky scored both the very first and the very last goal of the Caps’ season.

10. Kuzy’s goal in Game 5 (Rd 2 Game 5 vs PIT)

I picked this goal mainly for the celly tbh. But the goal was pretty sweet too; a sharp angle rebound. And Kuzy knows exactly how to make the crowd scream. What a beautiful goal.

9. Carly wrecks Geno which leads to a goal being scored (Rd 2 Game 1 vs PIT)

Laying a big hit on Malkin? You’d have to be a fool. Luckily John Carlson was feeling foolhardy. To prevent Malkin from getting a good scoring chance in the Caps zone, Carly laid a crunching hit on Geno which resulted in him losing the puck and Ovechkin very quickly scoring. I love my foolhardy beanie son.

8. Holtby’s series-saving saves in Game 5 (Rd 2 Game 5 vs PIT) (x)(x)

We were down 3-1 in the series, and it was looking like the Caps were down and out. Enter Braden Holtby. After a bit of shaky play in the series, it was clear the Holtbeast was activated. In the third period, Holtby made a flurry of important, crucial, jaw-dropping saves. After those saves, the Caps came back and won that game. Some people might have glossed over it, but to me it was clear that those saves saved the series and the season for the Caps. (Additionally, I can’t find video of as many saves as I want, but those ones are the best of them)

7. Shatty’s OT winner (Rd 2 Game 3 at PIT)

There we were, down 2-0 and stuck in fucking Pittsburgh. We’d blown a two-goal lead in the last minute of the fucking game and things were taking a turn for the worse. However, we got a fortunate power play and Shatty just decided to end it right there and then. Let the poop jokes begin. Honestly I felt much more relief than joy after this goal.

6. Williams’s OT winner (Rd 1 Game 5 vs TOR)

Mr. Game 7 showed up in Game 5 when we needed him most that series. Second line is best line, especially in overtime. After a faceoff win and a strong Niskanen drive all the way down the ice, Kuzy got the puck from Mojo and slid it to a wide-open Williams in front, who stashed it home to give the Caps a 3-2 series lead.

5. Willy saves a goal, later scores two (Rd 1 Game 4 at TOR)

Tom Wilson, one-man wrecking crew. The Toronto boy decided to make Toronto feel his wrath. In the first period the puck squirted out behind Holtby and Wilson dove into the crease to send it away with his stick. Later on the same shift, Willy redirected a feed from Eller to score a goal. And later in the period, he had a 2-on-1 with Burky and dished it into the net like an All-Star. If the entirety of the playoffs were just that one series, Willy would be my Conn Symthe winner. He was a man on a mission against Toronto.

4. Kuzy’s bird celly (Rd 2 Game 1 vs PIT)

Kuzy’s most infamous celly possibly ever. He scored off a great pass by Nisky into an open net to tie the game at two in the third, and then proceeded to do the celly heard round the world: the bird celly. God I love Kuzy, he’s so extra and just has so much fun. Fuck all the critics, this is how the game is supposed to be played.

3. Mojo’s OT winner (Rd 1 Game 6 at TOR)

I can say with absolute conviction that hockey had never made me cry tears of joy until this moment. I’d felt elation, and I’d certainly cried out of sadness or frustration, but the only time I’ve ever cried of hockey happiness is when Marcus Johansson shoveled in that puck in overtime to seal round one. Honestly it was probably the last truly happy moment of the season lol. I love and appreciate Marcus Johansson with all my heart.

2. Holtby goes to the fucking blueline (Rd 1 Game 3 at TOR)(x)

It’s the last thing a goalie wants to see: Mitch Marner on a breakaway. A lesser goalie would have sat tight in the net and just prayed the goal wouldn’t look so bad on all the highlight reels. But Braden Holtby, with nerves of steel, said “Hold my beer,” winked at Grubi on the bench, and raced out to the blueline to make a sliding poke check on Marner’s breakaway. And thank goodness it worked, else it would have been an easy goal. All hail the Holtbeast.

1. Willy’s OT winner (Rd 1 Game 1 vs TOR)

The first big moment of the postseason was the best one. In overtime, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition Tom Wilson. Trotz put out the lunch pail line, and Wilson kept the puck in the zone and flung it at the net, resulting in complete euphoria and a series lead for the Caps. The Toronto native scored his first ever playoff goal, and I have never been more proud of Willy Baby than I was during this series.

The playoffs didn’t end the way we wanted them to. But that doesn’t mean we can’t look back at the good moments it brought us. There’s so much uncertainty ahead, and our team is going to look a lot different next year. But I want to thank the 2016-17 Washington Capitals for being so much fun to watch and holding a special place in my heart. Thanks for everything.

Medical Checkup - Part 2

Part One

Summary: Jade has to deal with the consequences.

Word Count: 3804

A/N: Since a lot of people asked for a part two, here it is! This chapter is like the complete opposite of the first one, so I would advise you to listen to some sad songs while reading. Also, thank you for your support and love for this Fic. As always, I would love to read your thoughts and opinions!

Warnings: Angst, Swearing, Negan being an asshole (nothing new there), and some Fluff

Tagging: @jml509, @warriorqueen1991, @negansoutpost, @kitcat44, @alyisdead, @negans-network, @jdms-network

(I decided to tag everyone that requested a part two, if you would like to be added or stay on my taglist, please let me know.

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Doctor!Negan x Jade Graham (pre-apocalypse)

Part Two

Jade was infuriated at her and Negan for not being more cautious about protection and just started fucking like horny rabbits.

“No, I’m not on the pill. Jesus, why weren’t we being more careful?” She bites her lip and rakes her hand through her hair in frustration while she begins to pace the room. She walked back in front of Negan and pushed him by the chest making him stumble back slightly.

Negan was frozen on the spot with his mouth hanging open, but when he felt her push, he was also pushed out of his thoughts back into reality. “Well, but I see that your knees are working just fine now, Miss Graham.” He smirked at her and crossed his arms over his chest.

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A Description of Each Game of the Postseason Thus Far

Round 1 vs Toronto

  • Game 1: The one where Justin Williams brings the team back from the dead and Willy wins it in OT
  • Game 2: The one where Nicky ties it late but the Caps lose in double OT
  • Game 3: The one where Holtby goes to the fucking blueline but the Caps still lose in OT
  • Game 4: The one where Willy plays goalie and scores 2 goals
  • Game 5: The one where the Russian machine never breaks and Justin Williams wins it in OT
  • Game 6: The one where Mojo wins the series

Round 2 vs Pittsburgh

  • Game 1: The one with Kuzy’s bird celly (but the Caps still lose)
  • Game 2: The one where the Caps just play like garbage
  • Game 3: The one where Crosby gets hurt and the Pens get Shatt on
  • Game 4: The one where Schmidty scores but the Caps still lose
  • Game 5: The one where Burky scores and Holtby saves the season
A bunch of kids almost beat the best team in the NHL

Leafs had 6 rookies on their team and most of the players were making their playoff debut. The Caps ran a train on the league during the regular season and almost everyone said Caps were gonna sweep the series.

But the Leafs gave ‘em hell. All 6 games were decided by one goal and 5/6 went to OT. A few bounces here and there and the Leafs are going to Pittsburgh. The loss hurts for sure but I’m so fucking proud of them. Not even the most optimistic of Leafs fans could have predicted this at the beginning of the season.

Matthews had a rookie season we hadn’t seen since Ovechkin. Both Marner and Nylander topped 60 points as rookies. Brown hit the 20 goal mark (along with Marner AND Nylander AND Matthews). Andersen was a rock in net. Kadri hit 30 for the first time in his career. Both Rielly and Gardiner took huge steps forward from the blueline too.

I could go on and on but the point is this: the future is bright for the Leafs. \m/