emma: fight her and basically you get a punch in the face. but
now that she’s the dark one, you’ll get something much darker than
that, probably a darker black eye. hahah ok sorry, too soon. just stay away, dark!emma coming at ya.
belle: maybe you’ll win but you’ll feel bad about it.
rumplestiltskin: now that he’s not the dark one anymore, you gotta line up just to get a chance to fight him. lots of people
wanna beat his ass and take revenge now that he’s powerless. aw. watch out for that cane, tho.
snow white: i understand. snow white is very… uh, fightable. she
screws up a lot so u kinda always have a reason to fight her. didn’t say you’ll win though, she has a newborn baby so rn, she is ball full of irritated, angry, sleep-deprived energy. so just a warning: fight her and you could be the person she takes it all out on. yikes.
hook/killian: tbh he’s the guy everybody wants to fight. its got sth to do with the devlishly handsome face i guess. it’d be fun to fight him actually but pro tip: only four things happen to those who fight
killian - 1) he outwits you 2) he outhandsomes you 3) he outlives you (survivor af) …or 4) you manage to hurt him but u get a punch from emma
charming: you may win if swords don’t come into play. but
never underestimate the nicey-nice face. he may… ahem… stab you in the back. heh heh. alright, sorry i know, also too soon.
regina: are you a worthy opponent? i guess i’ll just say try? she
might acknowledge your existence out of boredom… probably.
robin hood: he seems like a big softie but idk cause no one knows yet what he’s capable of so yea go fight him so we find out.
roland: but???? how can you even come up with the thought that you’d wanna fight him????? what kind of person are you?????
blue fairy: YEASSSS heck yea heck yeaaaa fight her!! please!!! do it now!! i’m getting some popcorn! take that suspicious bug down