blue detail

2AM Dr.Strangelovery

So at 2am I was messaging my boy @ crudehorrible and it developed into some of the weirdest Dr. Strangelovery I’ve ever encountered. This is a shitty highly detailed blue print of how this thing works

ONE:

So we have our normal ICBM with  MIRV warhead, but the missile and warhead are fucking huge. Like, big enough to transport 10 B-52s in the warhead safely.

BECAUSE IT FUCKING IS CARRYING 10 B-52s!

Now when the MIRV releases all 10 B-52s, they go heading for their target area to drop their payload as this picture below shows.

But at a certain altitude this big old mother fucker splits into THREE MASSIVE BARREL BOMBS!

BUT IF YOU THOUGHT WE COULDN’T MAKE THE UN MUNITIONS PEOPLE SHIT THEM SELVES EVEN HARDER, THERE’S MORE! 

EACH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS HAS A 15KT CESIUM BOMB (yes i know i spelled it wrong in the pic, this was 2am cut me some slack), ENOUGH WHITE PHOSPHOROUS AND NAPALM TO BURN DOWN HALF OF SOUTH EAST ASIA, SARIN, AND ANTHRAX FOR GOOD MEASURE. IT’S ALSO RIGGED TO BLOW AT GROUND LEVEL, THIS CREATING THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF FALLOUT!



wait why the fuck did we make this thing. This is both horrifying and fucking stupid.