blue curaco

so i'm going through the miss universe national costumes to compare our gOD WHY HOCKEY STICKS costume and

some of the costumes are fucking hella, like

wow u go miss india

damn miss uruguay rock dem feathers

classy and is that van gogh on your skirt miss netherlands 

but then there’s like

miss nicaragua has fucking bird friends holy shit

why do you look like a swiffer duster, miss slovenia why

miss curaco has a bottle of blue curaco on her dress, bless this lady

so i guess you took from our mountie costume last year didn’t you miss uk

i don’t even know, miss usa

you have a fucking sunset miss australia

motherfucking toucans for miss costa rica

so like. we’re not the only ones with a costume that makes no sense ok


2 Polar Blast Hawaiian Punch
1 quart Pineapple Juice
1 Bottle Smirnoff Melon
1 Bottle Bacardi Mango
½ Bottle Skyy Vodka
¼ Bottle Cruzan Banana
Splash Blue Curaco
Splash Midori

4 Oranges
2 Mangos
1 Pineapple
2 Grapefruit
1 Honeydew
1 Cantaloupe


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