blown apart

Okay so my sister and I were discussing this mess last night and then we ended up seriously considering a theory I have seen come up a few times but now I’m gonna walk you through it

Here it is: 

It’s all a lie – Yousef lied Mikael lied. They are lying.

Yousef said that Even kissed Mikael which caused Mikael to be distant and Even to hate himself..

Well tell me Yousef

If Mikael is so ashamed, then why does he bring up Evens name? and why is he laughing when he does?

and why are you Yousef looking so mad and sad and guilty?

Why does Yousef have a pride flag next to his message to Sana?

Why does he say Mikael is super religious when he clearly isn’t that religious because he drinks

why does Elias declare Yousef as the “most Muslim person he knows”

Why was the Even thing big enough to impact Yousef so much but not Mikael?

Why does Yousef avoid the fight and send Sana off into it alone?

Why does he go and kiss the first girl he sees after witnessing the fight with Even and his new crew?

I think you know where I’m going with this: Yousef is questioning his sexuality and is ashamed of it. Him and Even kissed which caused a lot of disaster with Even and when it was threatened to come out to everyone and the balloon boys Mikael took the fall for Yousef. Mikael stepped up and pretended it was him that Even kissed.

What could possibly hint that Mikael would do something like that for Yousef?

Remember that youtube video where they went to Mikaels job interview and Yousef took Mikael aside and they had a secret conversation?

this wasn’t there for no reason. This was almost foreshadowing that Yousef and Mikael have secrets, they have each others backs. They share a special connection.

Now this is what we’re thinking. Did Yousef see Even and panic? Did he see that the truth could come out right in front of everyone? Was he frightened?
Remember we saw him go up to Elias and looking outside.

What if…what if Yousef somehow started the fight to avoid the truth…to make sure nothing slipped about what actually happened and that’s why when it did start he ran off sent Sana out to stop it and kissed the first girl in sight…proving he is straight.

Also he kisses Noora similar to how Isak kissed Emma

The girls hands wrapped around their necks while they have their hands by their sides. Both boys wearing snapbacks backwards and standing on the same side.

I know this seems far fetched but maybe this is the twist we have been waiting for.

The trailer is reversed – this season is reversed and as we saw Friday night, it is the roles that are truly reversed. Just like I’ve been saying Mikael and Yousef are reversed this whole time.

Is Yousef truly the Mikael in this story and Mikael is the Yousef?

Omg if Julie does this my mind is literally going to be blown apart.
Ahhhhhhhh

(Side note: to clarify I am not saying this is going to happen - it’s a theory, nor do I personally believe this will happen. I have just had this theory been addressed with me by multiple people (including my irl sister) and I wanted to outline why this theory is actually totally plausible and could be done and actually hinted in the show already….Do I think Julie will go down this route? no but could she? hell yeah.)

ifeelbetterer  asked:

Gotg prompt: how did Rocket learn to speak Groot?

“Repeat after me, Quill: I am Groot.”

“I am Groot,” Peter said dutifully. He felt like an idiot, but there were only a limited number of ways to while away quiet nights on the ship when neither of them could sleep. If it was him and Gamora, or him and Drax, they could spar, but he’d only tried sparring with Rocket once. It took weeks for the bite marks to heal.

Rocket’s oddly expressive – for a raccoon – face wrinkled in an expression of disgust. “Do you even hear yourself? That is nothing like what I just said.”

“Dude, that is exactly what you just said.”

“No, I said ‘I am Groot’ and you said ‘I am Groot’.”

“Which is … the same?”

Rocket stared at him for a long moment, then pointed at his snout. “Read my lips: I am Groot.”

“Was I supposed to repeat that, or …”

Rocket showed some teeth. Peter shut up. There was a moment of silence and Peter was just about to put his earbuds back in and quit with the language lessons when Rocket said suddenly, “Quill, if I say, 'I am Groot,’ just like that, what do you hear?”

“Is this a trick question? Especially the kind of trick question that’s gonna end in you pissing on my bed?”

“That was only once, and you had it coming –”

“Rocket –”

“No, for the love o’ cheese, it’s not a trick question. Just say 'I am Groot’.”

“I am Groot,” Peter said. “I feel like a complete jackass right now, in case that was your intent – hey, where are you going?”

“Jus’ need to get a thing!” Rocket’s voice trailed behind him.

Peter flopped back down in the chair in the mess and put his earbuds in. He was actually getting sleepy, and considering going back to bed, when Rocket jumped up onto the table in front of him with something clutched in his paws.

“What’s that?” Peter asked, sitting up. He palmed off the Zune and took off the earpieces. He had to hand it to Earth tech: the new music player was a lot more convenient to carry around than his late, lamented Walkman.

Rocket’s device was a thin, flat screen about the size of a hardback book; he had it clutched with a paw on each side while readouts rippled quickly across it.

“Okay, now say 'I am Groot’,” Rocket declared, studying the screen.

“Come on, man, do we really have to go through this again?”

“Humor me.”

Peter sighed and slouched in his chair. “I am Groot.”

Rocket’s ears pricked forward. “I am Groot,” he said, and tapped the display with his paw, causing the tiny, scrolling lines and numbers to freeze. “Did that sound the same to you?”

“Well … yeah?”

The flat pads of Rocket’s fingers danced across the display, and he laid the screen on the table between them. “Know what you’re lookin’ at?”

“Squiggly lines,” Peter said automatically.

“Did your mama drop you on the head a lot as a baby, Quill?”

“No, but Yondu did occasionally.” Peter rested his elbow on the table and his chin in his hand. As much fun as it was to mess with Rocket, he did actually think he knew what the raccoon was getting at. “That wiggly line is some kind of … uh … noise – wiggle – curve, right?”

“That’s real precise.”

“I was abducted from Earth before we got to algebra in school. Cut me some slack here.”

“Excuses, excuses. I was raised in a cage and my mother had an IQ of 3.” Rocket touched the display, zooming in on it. “Point is, I don’t think it’s just that all a’ you two-legged bunch is too obtuse to understand perfectly clear speech –”

“Thanks.”

“– like I used to think. It’s more like, my ears hear at higher and lower frequencies than yours do, so I get different overtones. Put simply for the simple, I can hear things you can’t.”

Peter leaned forward, intrigued. “So, wait – you mean all this time, all his 'I am Groot’s sound different to you?”

He realized what he’d said as soon as the words left his mouth, and got the flat 'I am dealing with morons’ look from Rocket that he’d instantly realized he had coming. “How am I supposed to understand him if they don’t, Quill, I ask you?”

“Okay – point – but … so why does it sound like 'I am Groot’ to the rest of us?”

“It sounds like 'I am Groot’ to me too.” When Peter glowered at him, Rocket held up a paw. “No, I ain’t messin’ with ya. This time. No, that’s what the translation unit picks up, 'cause it ain’t so smart about some of the less humanoid languages. It’s just, I hear it like …” He hesitated and waggled his paw. “It’s like your music, right? All those up and down tones at the same time. Groot can do that. Your throat, my throat, can’t.”

“Singing?” Peter said after a minute. “Groot’s singing?”

“I refer you back to the part about bein’ dropped on your head.” Rocket pursed his lips and let out a sharp whistle, making Peter jump – there was still some part of him that couldn’t quite hear whistling and not expect a death arrow to follow an instant later. And he might not be the only one, because Rocket stopped abruptly, closed his mouth, and then said, “Quill, do this,” and hummed softly.

It wasn’t really a tune. “You just want me to hum?” Peter asked. “Like, generic humming?”

Rocket curled his lip and the hum became more of a snarl.

“Right, humming,” Peter said hastily.

The funny thing was, the instant his soft hum of response hit the right harmonics with the note Rocket was humming (and the raccoon did have a good sense of pitch; Peter had always suspected so) he understood exactly what Rocket was getting at.

“Ohhhhh. When Groot talks, it’s like a symphony. Is that what you mean? And the 'I am Groot’ part is the part in the human audible range.”

Rocket’s ears and tail went up cheerfully. “Yeah, ezzactly. He’s tryin’ to communicate, it’s just he didn’t get any farther than 'I am Groot’ when he was learning. It’s as hard for him to do the talkin’ part for the translators as it is for you and me to do his kind of talk. He can hear us just fine, though. Actually to him, understanding our talk is dead easy.”

“So how do we understand him?” Peter asked. “Can you, I dunno, juice up the translator so it picks up a higher range of frequencies, or something?”

“I dunno. That’s not a bad idea.” Rocket tapped his claw against his teeth before picking up the screen thing and hopping off the table. “Have to think on it. Don’t wanna explode your heads or anything.”

“Yeah, well, on that lovely note, I’m goin’ to bed.” He actually was tired enough now to fall asleep in spite of the inevitable nightmares (the bitter cold and darkness of space; Ego’s face dissolving in his hands; his friends crushed by rocks or blown apart). The music helped as it always had, a melodic bulwark against the dark, wrapped gently around his heart – but it could only do so much.

Rocket grunted absently as he trotted off, already engrossed in figuring out the problem.

The thought occurred to Peter as he wandered back to his quarters, thumbing idly through the songs on the Zune, that these sorts of mechanical puzzles served the same purpose for Rocket as his music did for him: something to make his mind go quiet.

The music did that … and so did letting Gamora beat the stuffing out of him in the ship’s small exercise area. Or getting language lessons from Rocket. Or –

“I am Groot?”

Peter jumped as small hands grabbed hold of his pants leg. Groot shimmied quickly up to perch on his shoulder.

“Hey, little buddy.” Peter opened the door to his quarters and left it open so Groot could come and go as he wanted. Or so he could hear if anybody got into a fight or whatever. He flopped wearily on his unmade bed, careful not to dislodge Groot. “You know, I’m not sure how much of this you can understand right now, but Rocket’s teaching me to speak your language.”

“I am Groot?”

“Well, to understand you more than speak it, I guess I should say.” He was lying on his back now and he couldn’t really see Groot except out of the corner of his eye, but he could feel the little tree shifting around in the hollow where the collar of his sweatshirt rested against his neck.

“I am Groot,” Groot said insistently, almost in his ear. Small hands patted at the side of his face and his earlobe.

“Yeah, yeah.” Peter pinched one earbud between two fingers and held it where Groot could get at it. The little hands took it out of his fingers. Peter settled himself comfortably as Groot squirmed somewhat ticklishly against his neck, and sorted through the songs. “How 'bout Elton John tonight, buddy?”

“I am Groot,” came the sleepy answer.

“You know, little guy,” Peter murmured, as the first strains of the music began to play and Groot snuggled comfortably against his neck, “whether or not Rocket can get his new gadget working, I think we understand each other just fine, don’t we?”

“I am Groot!”

What if this is actually true?

I was thinking yesterday and I realised I never questioned how well Moriarty was able to sell his fake actor persona. Sherlock thought it was because of the key that’s able to break into every computer, but we know that that key doesn’t exist, so how was moriarty able to do it?

I definitely hated the reporter chick, but are you telling me she didn’t at least check out these shows and see if he was actually in them? And it took the police over two years to prove Moriarty was actually real. If all of these were fake I’m sure it would only have took them a couple of days. Or what Moriarty was actually an actor on the side in case this situation ever came up? 

No, I think Richard Brooke got the same deal as the cabbie. Maybe he was dying as well and in exchange for money he took up the persona of Moriarty.

So, who’s behind Moriarty? Mary, of course. She’s been orchestrating all of this from the beginning. Remember in the blind banker just before Shan was killed, she got a message from M and we assumed it meant Moriarty? Well, what if it was actually Mary?

It was Mary all along who wanted to burn Sherlock’s heart out. She made him into a fake and got him to take his own life. I do think that for a while there she actually believed that he was dead, but if Anderson could figure out he wasn’t dead then so could she. She called Mycroft and got him to tell the police and media that Moriarty was real and Sherlock is innocent, so he could come back.

So, I think she realised that killing him wasn’t the best idea anyway and decided to take something way more important from him, John. And boy did she try to break them up. Marrying him, then getting pregnant all that just to chain John to herself. 

Shooting Sherlock in HLV was a mistake, because she didn’t plan on him interrupting her. What Magnussen knew could have blown her whole operation apart and she had to stop him, but also couldn’t let Sherlock stop her.

And then in s4 we really saw her evil side. Saving Sherlock from a bullet and making John lash out at him trying to drive a wedge between them. Sending Sherlock to hell was just a little bonus.

This is it though. She ruined him and the possibility of John and Sherlock ever getting together. I mean look at her evil face. This was her plan all along.

But yet again she underestimated the love John and Sherlock have for each other and that they can always find their way back to one another. 

So, I think she was done waiting and just ended up shooting John. There’s no Eurus, it’s always been her and she put a bullet through John’s eye and Sherlock is the only one who can save him.

So yeah this is my theory, on the one hand i hate it cause it would mean moriarty is not real but i love him so much, but on the other hand it would reveal mary to be even more of despicable human being than we could have ever anticipated. 

Sorry if this has been talked about before, please do link me to other metas on this if you have any.

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It still blows my mind that Eric and Dylan never planned to enter the school. I think people often forget they didn’t just plan to shoot people, they had BOMBS and wanted the entire school to BLOW UP. They expected the entire school to be wiped off the map, nothing left of it.

Kids in the lunchroom all started running when they realized what was happening, but Eric and Dylan wanted hundreds of kids to go from eating lunch, to being blown apart before they even knew what hit them. Their plan was so much more DEADLY and SINISTER than what they actually carried out.

Chapitre 220 – Unheard Voice

In which we’re hitting out of the park with covers that look pleasant and cheerful but come with splash text that threatens to drown me in heartbreak forever.

It’s just vague enough that it could technically mean anyone, but with Sakura in the background it’s safe to assume that it’s speaking about her and Syaoran.

On the one hand it has the potential cute factor of them continually drawn together over multiple lifetimes. On the other hand it’s a kick in the face when you realise that this is one of the lifetimes where they don’t get to be together. (For now? Forever??) Sakura’s memory resets whenever she remembers who Syaoran is. Also, she’s not breathing. (Also, Syaoran may or may not be dead)

The sentiment takes a deeper step into Sad Territory if, through it’s vagueness, it’s not just talking about Sakura’s reincarnation in general but specifically the reincarnations that are story related. How many reincarnations of Sakura has Evil Wolverine used in his plans? How many have died, never to be reunited with their Syaorans?

And what is Lava Lamp’s role in this, exactly? Who is his Sakura? Is it OUR Sakura? A different one? How many is Evil Wolverine aware of?

If he isn’t stopped, how many more will they us to try get the Tsubasa working?

None of the options are particularly good.

Winterhawk Mini Bang

Here it is folks all the works from the minibang! All the fics have art accompanying them. Take a look through these works and give the authors and artists some love. Please remember to check the archive warnings and be sure to read all the tags before you start reading.

Standby (T) Words: 2,387 by @mollynoble

Tags: AU - Modern Setting, Veteran Bucky, Veteran Clint, brief mention - anxitey

Clint and Bucky meet when they become trapped in an elevator. Clint is an idiot, but Bucky likes him anyways.

[Art] by @torii-storii

birdboy and grumpycat17 (T) Words: 2,020 by @varilia

Tags: Friends to Lovers, Interplanetary Travel, “The Space Between Us” AU

Clint was born on Mars. Only, like, two people on Earth know that, and his best– only– friend, James, is not one of them. When given the opportunity to visit Earth, and therefore James, Clint is eager to tell James the truth: about where he’s from, and the fluttery feelings that he gets whenever talking to James.

[Art] by @sian1359

Americana is for Lovers (M) Words: 8,232 by @ccbytheseashore

Tags: road trips, americana, sexual content, developing relationships, getting together

Please tell me you are still alive, read Steve’s text.
In Virginia, Bucky replied.
The hell are you doing in Virginia?
Would you believe me if I said trying to find a foam sculpture of Stonehenge?
Tony said to make sure his car comes back in once piece. Please don’t shoot each other.

Clint and Bucky set off on an adventure to find an infamous work of Americana history, but find literally everything else (including love, and a Magic Fingers) instead.

[Art] by @bvckyboy

My Depths for You (M) Words: 7,287 by @shellsxo

Tags: Domestic Fluff; Domestic!Bucky; Domestic!Clint; Anniversary

Somewhere down the line, Bucky Barnes had become the sun, and Clint’s life had begun revolving around him. Neither had expected their feelings to become so strong, to grow in strength or in depth. But it had.

Lilac Alstroemeria Aster (T) Words: 7,303 by @jenjo93

Tags: No powers AU. Bucky works at a flower shop; Clint is a human disaster by day, vigilante by night

On the surface, Clint Barton shares nothing with Bucky Grant, the cute florist he helped save from thieves. Bucky has a business, owns more than one outfit, and looks to have a stable life. Worlds away from Clint’s drama-filled past. Bucky being kidnapped reminds Clint why he doesn’t put his heart on the line anymore.

[Art] by PlaidHunters

Edge of our Hope (T) Words: 5,956 by @punxbarton

Tags: Pacific Rim AU, mention of past character death, mention of past loss of limb

Nobody wonders whether Clint and Bucky are drift compatible. They clearly are. Which is the problem, since Clint already has a drift partner, and Bucky can’t ever pilot again. Well, it’s the problem for some people. Not for them. Never for them.

[Art] by @bizrreer

Still Breathing (T) Words: 8,241 by @victorianbreaker

Tags: Canon-typical Violence, vague Mentions of suicidal thoughts, blood

Clint just wanted to get away. He didn’t want to hurt any one. But he keeps seeing blue…I dodged a bullet and I walked across a landmine / Oh, I’m still alive / Am I bleeding am I bleeding from the storm? / Just shine a light into the wreckage, so far away, away…‘Cause I’m still breathing / 'Cause I’m still breathing on my own / My head’s above the rain and roses / Making my way away / My way to you

[Art] by @theassassinhawk

Not Such a Risk (M) Words: 3,311 by @aw-hawkeye-no

Tags: Dom/Sub, Bondage, dom!Clint, sub!Steve, Sub!Bucky

“Buck, I gotta ask – are you here of your own free will, or did Clint kidnap you and force you to watch Dog Cops?” Steve smirked as he glanced from Bucky to Clint.“Hey!” Clint objected just as Bucky said, “Bit of column A, bit of column B.”Clint huffed indignantly. “As I remember it, I was minding my own business when you barged in here and started questioning my eating habits.”

Or, Clint has been acting as Steve’s and Bucky’s dom for weeks now, but the three of them have never done a scene together.

[Art](nsfw)by @xbittenx

Save Me. (T) Words: 4,867 by @hodginsismylife

Tags:  Not Captain America: The Winter Soldier Compliant, Swearing, Canon-Typical Violence.

Clint Barton just wanted an easy recovery after being braiwashed, he didn’t want to be kidnaped by HYDRA, he didn’t ask for any of this.

[Art] by @marvel-4-life

How to Mate Your Cyborg (G) Words: 2,092 by @nightshadezombie

Bucky and Hagrid spend every Tuesday and Thursday morning at the Midnight Roast, studying and sampling Wade’s questionable baked goods. And maybe pining over Wade’s Other Favorite Cyborg. BTW, Wade totally ships it, guys.

[Art] by fitzz106

 The deals you  made (T) Words: 6,321 by @aijja

Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Torture, AU-Canon Divergence, Fae & Mythical Beings

Bucky is ten when he meets a boy who helps him win a prize for Steve. There’s handshake to agree to a contract, due sometime in the future. They never meet again. Or at least, Bucky doesn’t remember it.

AKA. Don’t make deals with people who appear from thin air.

[Art] by @sian1359

Through the Streets of Long Gone Dreams (T) Words: 10,937 by @rivulet027

Tags: Nightmares, PTSD, Recovering Memories

Bucky’s having trouble sleeping until Lucky decides to adopt him. Now Bucky isn’t sure if he’s sleeping better because of a dog or the archer that comes with the dog.

[Art] by @placna

This Is Where We Start Again (G) Words: 3,377 by @jeminamoonnight

Tags: Kidfic, Accidental baby acquisition, body dysphoria, deaf!Clint

When Clint brings home a baby and wants to keep her, Bucky must confront his  lingering body issues and whether or not he’s ready for the challenges of parenthood. 

[Art] by @fee-does-band-art

Empyrean (T) Words: 2,694 by @icantseemtomiss

Tags: Minor violence, mentions of past abuse. Alternate Universe- Greek,Mythology.

There’s plenty of things you get taught how to handle; like your pet hamster dying, or your girlfriend breaking up with you. But no-one ever teaches you how to handle the Greek god, Apollo, attaching himself to your soul.

[Art] by @pathulu

I Slept With An Assassin and Now I Have Feelings (T) Words: 3,911 by @useless-empty-brain

Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, mentions of brainwashing, getting together.

Years ago Clint and the Winter Soldier are given the same target and meet. Instead of eliminating the competition, the Soldier is intrigued by the disaster who beat him to the target. Through years of mind wipes disjointed images of blond and arrows keep coming back. When he breaks the mind control permanently, he wants to find Steve and the guy who kept sneaking around Hydra’s mind wipes.

[Art] by @mariana-oconnor

Like That Counting Crows Song (T) Words: 4,643 by @madetobeworthy

Tags: No Warnings, fluff, mutual healing, slow burn but it forgot to be slow

Clint’s life is a series of unfortunate events that somehow peaked at his apartment getting blown up. Bucky doesn’t really want to get caught up in his mess, but it’s hard to avoid the homeless guy sleeping on your couch when all you want to do is watch Netflix.

[Art] by @girlouttaplace

Springfield (T) Words: 1,779 by @precise-desolation

Tags: Slow build, Service dogs, PTSD

There was a man who walked  his dog every morning in the park where Clint went for his run.  Of course, Clint knew that was perfectly normal.  It was the dog’s service animal vest that caught his attention.  He had the guy figured for ex-military, he just hadn’t figured him for the Winter Soldier, the ghost sniper.  Or, well, former Winter Soldier.  It was a spur of the moment decision to buy the guy a coffee from the stand they both frequented.  He had wanted to ask about the dog.  He didn’t expect that it would become anything more.

[Art] by @mollynoble

Words Left Unsaid (M) Words: 2,067 by @i-will-always-kneel-for-smut

Tags: Swearing, Not Captain America: Civil War (Movie) Compliant, Not Avengers: Age of Ultron (Movie) Compliant

Clint agreed to an afternoon sparring session with Natasha. Little did he know that by the end of the day he’d be responsible for a former Hydra agent…and one of Steve Rogers oldest friends.

[Art] by @meesedraw

The Barton-Barnes shelter of abandoned animals (G) Words: 1,960 by @asamandra

Tags: barton farm, clint and his strays

For once it’s not Clint who brings in another stray… and Clint is not amused when he finds out what kind of stray it is.

[Art] by @aw-hawkeye-no

As Lucky Would Have It. (T) Words: 6,698 by @dapperanachronism

Tags: Fluff, Angst, Get-Together, Anxiety, Lucky is the best dog,

He tells himself a lot of things. Things like he’s not a burden, things like he’s getting better, things like he’s awake in the middle of the night by choice, just because he enjoys prowling around the tower at night when it’s quiet. It’s the truth, if not the whole truth. What is also the truth is how much he enjoys finding Clint curled up on the living room floor next to a scruffy dog that Bucky knows doesn’t live in the tower with them.

[Art] by @placna

Just a Fool (Whose Luck Has Turned) (E) Words: 4,965 by @words-aremy-weapons

Tags:  Second-hand embarrassment

Clint makes a fool of himself over the comms during a mission, going into vivid detail of everything he feels for Barnes. Embarrassment makes him hide away, until Barnes forces him to come clean about everything.

[Art] by  PlaidHunters

Strike at the Heart of (T) Words: 20,528 by @captn-sara-holmes

Tags: Canon Divergence - Post-Avengers (2012), Clint Barton Feels, Everyone Has Issues, unhealthy platonic relationships, Trust Issues, Emotional Manipulation, Angst and Humor, BAMF Clint Barton, Mind Games. Mind Control, Yasha, STRIKE!Clint, Clint is actually fine, psychological evaluations are not for everyone

The Avengers think he’s traumatized, Fury thinks he needs a break, Natasha wants him to recover. Well, screw those guys. Clint is going to go and make some new friends that appreciate how badass and competent and not-messed-up-after-Loki he is. It goes great, until it doesn’t.

[Art] by @cratercreator

The Broken and The Brave (T) Words: 5,892 by @somnambulist-x

Clint Barton is acquitted after killing the Hulk.No, after killing Bruce Banner.After killing his friend.And Bucky could understand Barton’s next move and as the archer left the city and drove west in his disastrous Dodge Challenger, Bucky grabbed his backpack, hopped on his bike and followed him.He wasn’t going to stop Barton, he wasn’t going to catch him and bring him back…He was simply going with.

[Art] by @mollynoble

5 Times an archer walked into a bar (And one time the bar came to him) (T) Words: 1,553 by @adamsgirl42

Twist on the film "He’s just not that into you”

[Art] by @bizrreer

Dog Cops, Pickpockets, and Love, Oh my! (E) Words:3,634 by PlaidHunter

Tags: sex, blow jobs, rimming, cute dog cops, star wars

“I stole your wallet because I was desperate for money a few years ago and I’ve finally gotten my life under control but the guilt hasn’t left me because you looked like a really sweet person so I went to the address on your driver’s license to return it and apologize but when you answered the door you took one look at me and shouted, “YOU!” and punched me in the face!“

[Art] by @fadesealcat

Five dates Bucky didn’t realize he went on, and the one he planned himself (T) Words: 11,750 by @redsector-a

Tags: Oblivious Bucky, Slow Build Romance, Bucky Feels, Clint is a good boyfriend (even when Bucky doesn’t know he’s his boyfriend), Steve Rogers is a Good Bro, Fluff

To say that Bucky was surprised when Clint kissed him was an understatement. But it was nothing compared to the shock he felt when he learned they’d been dating for months without him realizing it. Clint gets whisked away for a mission before they have time to talk and Bucky is left to figure things out on his own - hindsight being 20/20 he can’t help but wonder how he missed things the first go around.

And while I’m on the topic of BvS…

I’ve recently seen a wave of morons criticising the fact that Bruce Wayne drives a jeep during the Black Zero event.
People saying shit like “Bruce Wayne would never drive a jeep.”

I mean, there’s thin arguments and then there’s just fucking nonsense.

Bruce Wayne, Batman, the most prepared man in fiction, would never drive a jeep, a sturdy, rough terrain vehicle, through a city that’s being blown apart?!?!

Nah, you’re right, that’s ridiculous, he shoulda drove a Lamborghini through the attack, just in case anybody wondered why playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne was driving the wrong kind of car through the end of the fucking world.

“A Dingo’s Got My Baby!” - The Death of Azaria Chamberlain

Ayers Rock (Uluru) is a very popular tourist destination that is also unfortunately the hunting ground of Australia’s most prevalent species of wild dog - the dingo. Until August 17, 1980, it was believed that dingos did not prey on human beings; this naive assumption would be blown right apart when baby Azaria Chamberlain disappeared from her parents tent.

Lindy and Michael Chamberlain had been taking a family vacation at Ayers Rock, and spent their evenings chatting to other campers while regularly checking on Azaria, who was a year old. On August 17, Lindy was coming back from a short dip in a nearby creek when she saw a dingo exit the family tent, clutching a squirming shape in it’s jaws.

Her cry - “A dingos got my baby!” - became infamous over the next few years. No less than twenty campers heard her scream out in terror, and many testified at her trial that they believed wholeheartedly that a dingo had stolen Azaria from her cot in the tent.

A massive search was launched for the missing baby. A week after she disappeared, a hiker found a bloodstained jumpsuit (pictured), a pair of baby booties, a nappy, and a singlet. The Chamberlain’s confirmed that Azaria had been wearing this outfit when she was snatched. The only item of clothing missing was a jacket. Lindy and Michael were initially treated with great sympathy by the Australian public, but this soured when the Australian government declared the case a homicide investigation.

The coroner who examined the bloodstained clothing had declared the baby was most likely taken by a dingo, but admitted he could find no trace of dingo saliva. The police department took this and ran with it; the discovery of a knife in the Chamberlain’s car sealed Lindy’s fate, and she was charged with murdering her own daughter in February 1982. The prosecution determined Lindy had killed Azaria, washed away evidence in the creek, and concocted the story of the dingo to evade capture. After a sensational, hugely-publicised trial, Lindy Chamberlain was found guilty of homicide and sentenced to life in prison.

It goes without saying that the evidence against her was tenuous at best. A large population of the public believed a miscarriage of justice had occured, and there were multiple appeals launched to re-open the case. It wasn’t until 1985, after spending three years in prison, that evidence proving Lindy innocent was discovered.

Some five miles away from the Ayers Rock campsite, two trappers found a dingos den that had obviously been used to raise a litter of pups. Underneath the mess of bones and droppings the two men found a filthy baby’s matinee jacket; the exact same jacket Lindy described Azaria wearing when she was snatched by the dingo. The jacket was immediately tested, and although it had been five years since her death, it was concluded that it was indeed the jacket Azaria Chamberlain had died in. Lindy Chamberlain was given a full pardon, and released from prison in 1988, after serving six years.

Azaria Chamberlains remains were never located. After her mother was released the state conducted a investigation and unearthed at least three cases of dingos attacking young children. It came out that the Ayers Rock campsite where Azaria was attacked was a popular feeding ground for dingos as they fed on the campers rubbish. Even though Lindy Chamberlain was eventually triumphant in proving her innocence, the ordeal destroyed her marriage and left her mentally traumatized.

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Outlander episodes - 2x04 La Dame Blanche; There was this place inside me, a place I think everyone has that they keep to themselves. A fortress where the most private part of you lives. Maybe it’s your soul, the bit that makes you yourself and not anyone else. But after Wentworth, it was like my fortress had been blown apart. The thing that once lived there was suddenly exposed, out in the open, without shelter, without That’s where I’ve been ever since, Claire.

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I bit down harshly on my bottom lip as the drop of sweat that had been lingering on my hairline, had finally decided to descend down my face. Talk about timing!

The crew were gathered on one side of the door, ready to knock it down and barge into the apartment we had been tracking for several weeks. This was it. This is what we had all worked for. The red dots from our guns all focused on the centre of the wooden door, none of us really knowing what we hoped would be on the other side. Some of us enjoyed the violence, whereas others prefered to find the main goal whether that’d be money or a dangerous, illegal substance. Anything that meant the job was done right.

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RTTE Recap - The Best and the Worst

After watching all 6 seasons of RTTE over the past 2 years I decided to write down my thoughts since I was basically quiet and observant this whole time. Please keep in mind that this is my opinion. If you want to disagree with me, that’s fine. Having opinions is just a silly side effect of being a subjective human being. I’ve seen so many salty posts lately, addressing how bad the show sucked. While I don’t believe it’s a masterpiece (except for some great animation and music) I don’t think it is as bad as some people think it is.

With that being said, I’ll start off with the worst of RTTE and then praise the best. (These are in no order by the way, just listed the first things that came to my mind)


1.The bad episodes (there was at least one in every season) were boring filler episodes in the first 3-4 seasons (like Shock and Awe), and then they got bizarre. Gruffnut, Snuffnut, Wingmaidens that look like fairies, a long uncomfortable scene with Ruff barfing all over the place, Dagur and Mala marrying out of nowhere (but I have to admit, the line „it was love at first fight“ kind of made me laugh)  But… it just got too bizarre, too random.


2.Snuffnut, Gruffnut, Wingnut. I’m not saying that all twin episodes are necessarily bad (Twintuition was actually pretty important to the plot and I enjoyed „The Zippleback Experience“. It was a pretty pointless episode, but still fun to watch), but I’m wondering why these two got so many bad episodes. I would have preferred to have episodes based on just the dragons, Stoick or Astrid (a Hiccstrid episode is NOT an Astrid episode. I wish we would have seen more of her back-story).


3.Death: a pretty strong subject, one that many people fear and like to avoid. Death should be addressed with respect, which is why „Snuffnut“ is the worst episode in my eyes. Did Ruff and Fishlegs seriously think Tuff died? Is Tuffnut seriously that stupid? This whole premise is just a bad idea to begin with. The plot, the writing, the episode was just… so stupid, so weird and tasteless. Season 5 was my least favourite, there were many weird moments/ scenes like this.

(Ok, I have to admit, that line made me laugh)


4.These major inconsistencies that don’t tie in with the second movie:

ASTRID: You should have seen their fort, all blown apart and stuck in giant spikes of ice it was weird

HICCUP: I’ve never seen anything like it.

HICCUP: No this was different. (…) These guys were trappers. Dragon trappers.

HICCUP: (to Eret) There are other dragon riders?

And some other inconsistencies, like Fishlegs acting surprised when finding out his ancestors were dragon hunters, dragons firing underwater, etc


5.Reusing major character models and blank backgrounds. As far as I noticed they reused Hiccup’s, Tuff’s, Ruff’s and Heather’s models (aside from the many dragon hunter twins). Sometimes the animation was a little off too. But I can forgive that. Animation is hard, time-consuming and incredibly expensive. I realise that a fraction of the budget of the movies was used to make 4+ hours of content per season. And for what it is, it looks pretty good.


Here’s the best of RTTE:

1.Filler episodes from the first seasons actually did have an impact on the later seasons. I liked how they brought back Garf, the cavern crasher, addressed that Ruff and Fishlegs got married. All these little moments, just to remind you that the filler episodes were not as pointless.


2. Snotlout, Dagur and Viggo (and chicken of course): these 3 surprisingly had the most character development. I didn’t care for Snotlout in the movies but he’s so much more likeable in the show. (Props to his voice actor). Dagur has some great lines and moments (particularly in “Enemy of my Enemy”) and Viggo was such a great villain.  Actually, props to all 3 voice actors, they did a fantastic job.


3.Hiccup: I liked Hiccup more in the series than in both movies. He was a very cliché character in the first movie and pretty naive in the second. RTTE Hiccup has flaws just like the movie versions, but his character traits seem more believable in the show. He can be surprisingly romantic and corny. He is able to forgive the people who hurt him the most. He is willing to make great sacrifices to save dragons and his loved ones. He loses his patience and snaps at his friends. He is a great fighter and yet a weak geeky dork who fears for his father. He admits himself that he’s flawed, and that makes him so great and relatable.


4.As the series progressed, the tension and violence increased and the animation got better. Don’t get me wrong, I was never on the edge of my seat, but there were some things that genuinely made me curious (particularly the final fight between the villains and Hiccup). I would also like to address that it is a 3D animated show, not like many other Disney and Dreamworks shows right now which use 2D animation. The water interaction is fantastic from seasons 3-4 onwards, I’m truly glad the animation got this good. Though it still looks nothing like HTTYD2, it’s one of the best looking 3D shows that I’ve seen.


5.Hiccup and Astrid’s relationship. I like that they weren’t a couple right after the first movie and I appreciated their friendship for the first 4 seasons. Their relationship is very believable and sweet. They argue and they support each other, like any realistic couple does. It got too corny for me in the final scene of “Mi Amore Wing”, but other than that I really enjoyed watching these two.


6. Hiccup and Stoick’s relationship. The best and most powerful moments between these two were in season 6. We all know what happens to Stoick in HTTYD 2, so seeing them argue with each other and care for each other one last time was great and heart-breaking.


HTTYD 2 heavily hinted that there was peace on Berk between the first 2 movies. So a „perfect“ and consistent series wouldn’t have hinted at dragon hunters (thus leaving out the entire Viggo and Krogan plot points), wouldn’t have shown other dragon riders (thus leaving out Heather and Dagur) and wouldn’t have mentioned the King of Dragons (thus leaving out the entire fifth season).

Notice anything? Basically the whole premise of the show wouldn’t have happened if the writer‘s stuck with the „it was all peaceful in that time“ storyline that was hinted in the movie.

All in all, I’m glad that were was a show with large battles and dragons. I’m glad I saw it and I’m happy that we even got something to bridge not only the time between the first two movies, but to make the wait for HTTYD 3 more bearable. Let’s hope the wait will be worth it!

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The only sentinel in my whole Army. A veteran of forty games. And has been Shot to Swiss cheese, Blown apart, Pumped full of Bolter shells, hacked apart by energy weapons, Seared with Melta, Scorched with fire. And knocked around with grav Weapons.
Yet it is always a trustworthy instrument.
So I decided to really weather it and make it suit its history,
Meet “Lovely Hunk o’ Junk.”
A sentinel with a history as rich as my army’s own.
And more kills and pilots than I can remember.

young sheldon would be extremely good if he makes a time machine that sends him back to the civil war where he gets blown apart by a cannon as a drummer boy thats right folks were bringing it back

Shoved; Then Jumping

She wakes early — the sky outside his window is barely lighter than the humid, musky darkness inside — and her first semi-conscious thought is don’t move, don’t wake him.

She needs a minute to herself before she has to deal with whatever’s about to happen.

Images from last night flood her brain: him clutching her as he sat in his desk chair, weeping and lost, abruptly and painfully an orphan; her moving off her knees once his tears had stopped and him pulling her close in a different way that was at once shocking and completely expected; his mouth on hers, his hands everywhere, his erection pressing hot and hard against her — and her immediate response in kind, the feeling of being so blazingly alive, so raw and vital, of sudden, animal heat rising to match his; the frenzied unbuttoning, tearing, yanking-off of clothes; his teeth scraping at her nipples through the lace of her bra; his fingers sunk deep inside her before her underwear is all the way off.

Oh shit, she thinks, forehead resting against the bare skin of his back, inhaling his scent, her traitorous body anticipating more — when she’s reasonably certain he’ll never be able to look her in the eye again.

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