sometimes I remember dirk and jake accidentally adopted every remaining consort creature and I have to stop whatever I’m doing and just grin like how many times a day do you think some nakkodile makes off with dirk’s shades or some salamander gang tumbles in and fills their workshop w/bubbles, how many times per week does jake wake up and find his closet ransacked and a bunch of turtles wearing his shorts on their heads while they eat his guns (they’re delicious)
Your opinion on comforting each moon sign? Also your dog is soooo cute 💕
- Aries Moon: give them their space to blow up and rant..and then go get ice cream or something. making them feel accepted despite their intense emotions is how you comfort them.
- Taurus Moon: let them know they’re safe and will be okay, bring them things like some chocolate and their favorite movie. making them feel at home is how you comfort them.
- Gemini Moon: just listen to them ramble on about it. talking your ear off and getting it out makes these guys feel a lot lighter and better. making them feel heard is how you comfort them.
- Cancer Moon: hold them close and let them know you’re never going to leave. making them feel nurtured is how you comfort them.
- Leo Moon: tell them how amazing they are and that they can get through this. making them feel good about themselves is how you comfort them.
- Virgo Moon: give them advice, help them make a plan to fix whatever is wrong or heal from it. making them feel organized in the chaos is how you comfort them.
- Libra Moon: tell them to let it out and talk to you. similar to gemini moon but they may need some gentle prodding as they don’t like to bother others with their emotions. making them feel open is how you comfort them.
- Scorpio Moon: be there, show that you understand and will never leave. let them come to you and always hear them out with no judgement. making them feel understood is how you comfort them.
- Sagittarius Moon: take them on a long drive or hike. explore with them. remind them that there is more to life than whatever has them feeling down. making them feel free is how you comfort them.
- Capricorn Moon: tell them you believe in them and remind them of their strength. point out that whatever is hurting them is simply another hurdle to jump over in their journey. making them feel in control is how you comfort them.
- Aquarius Moon: help them find a hobby to try or something new to learn about. send them funny pictures and get them laughing. making them feel distracted is how you comfort them.
- Pisces Moon: remind them of the good times and talk about how much better things will get. pull them out of the negative feelings and fill them with positivity. help them fantasize about new things to come. making them feel optimistic for the future is how you comfort them.
Thank you for the kind words. :) Thanks for asking, I love answering. 🖤
Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episodes In One Sentence
Star Comes to Earth: Princess Cinnamon Roll that Could Kill you comes to earth and meets Misunderstood safe kid.
Party With a Pony: Spoopy Wardens hunt for the glitter pony while Star gets ice for Marco’s sweaty back.
Matchmaker: In which we learn it was probably a bad idea to give Star the wand in the first place.
School Spirit: Star misunderstands football and Marco tries to get Ferguson to blow his whistle not in that way.
Monster Arm: “Not my bowels! I love my bowels!”
The Other Exchange Student: Star is jealous of the meatball man from Bakersfieldville.
Cheer Up Star: “It’s supposed to be ironic!”
Quest Buy: Very accurate depiction of what it is like to work in retail.
Diaz Family Vacation: Both Marco and Star see new sides of their dads but that’s not necessarily a good thing
Brittney’s Party: Star and Marco party with someone who hates them while Ludo hijacks a bus
Mewberty: Star gets horny and snares boys in her web but not in that way
Pixtopia: Marco messed up and Alfonso marries Ferguson’s rebound
Lobster Claws: “… You can’t eat children.” “Really? Not even the annoying ones?”
Sleep Spell: “Camera Phooone!”
Blood Moon Ball: We’re suppose to ship them now, right?
Fortune Cookies: Love is never the answer kids
Freeze Day: Father Time offers Star and Marco some mud before riding away on his wheel-mobile pulled by giant time-hamsters I am not making this up.
Royal Pain: King Santa Claus destroy mini-golf
St. Olga’s Reform School for Wayward Princesses: Princess Prison sure is a nightma–OH MY GOD ARE THOSE CLUBS?!
Mewnipendence Day: No wonder monsters hate Mewmans so much.
The Banagic Wand: Star still doesn’t get Earth and like all of us, Marco is always hungry.
Interdemensional Field Trip: Miss Skullnick fears the “Big Change” while Marco sends Jackie cat memes
Marco Grows a Beard: Ludo is out, Toffee is in, and Marco will probbaly be terrified of beards forever
Storm the Castle: “SURPRISE!”
My New Wand!: DIP DOOOWN
Ludo in the Wild: Wait, since when did Ludo become badass?
Mr. Candle Cares: “Star and I have recently become smooch buddies… On the lips.”
Red Belt: Marco searches for a meaning in life and Star searches for hammer.
Star on Wheels: *epic remix of Marco saying Star is in trouble*
Fetch: Marco can’t open juice and Star runs away from her problems and sending thank you cards
Star vs. Echo Creek: Star gets high and destroys a police car
Wand to Wand: Both Ludo and Star are terrible at magic also major ship tease
Starstruck: Star and her idol Sailor Super Saiyan destroy a park and Marco is 100002% done with this shit
Camping Trip: King Butterfly has a mid-life crisis and tries to control an eagle
Starsitting: They’re gonna be great parents some day.
On the Job: Buff Dad is best dad and buff babies are adorable
Goblin Dogs: “You might think this line is long, but listen to my goblin song!~”
By the Book: Ludo and Star still suck at magic and Glossaryck is a bigger troll than Alex Hirsch
Game of Flags: Queen has no patience and legs.
Girls’ Day Out: Janna is back and is still awesome btw
Sleepover: “TRUTH! STAR HAS A CRUSH ON MA–” *cube gets crushed*
Gift of the Card: R.I.P. Rasticore Chaosus Disastorvayne… He couldn’ get his fucking chainsaw to work
Friendenemies: Star becomes one with Christmas tree while Tom and Marco go on a date and sing a romantic pop ballad.
Is Mystery: Meatfork is apparently a family name and Ludo is really starting to freak me out tbh
Hungry Larry: “He’s still hungry…”
Spider with a Top Hat: He tries and he is awesome and that’s all that matters
Into the Wand: SPAAAAADESS!!!
Pizza Thing: Marco is OCD about mushroom and Pony Head buys skinny jeans
Page Turner: Glossaryck is awesome and how did Moon miss Lizard-Loki in the orb?!
Naysaya: Tomco friendship confirmed and Marco finally asks out Jackie while Star the supportive noodle armed friend cheers on
Bon Bon the Birthday Clown: Starco fans cry, Jarco fans rejoice, and Ludo now has the book god dammit Nefcy
Raid the Cave: Glossaryck is the true neutral asshole.
Trickstar: Weird Al is a treasure and I’ll mes up anyone who makes Marco cry!
Baby: *glances around nervously* So… Star is similar to Eclipsa, huh? *Nervous laughter* Great…
Running With Scissors: Marco gets a new edition to his shipping harem and she is so cute!!!!!!
Mathmagic: Don’t worry Star, I can’t math either.
The Bounce Lounge: Marco is definitely the mom friend.
Crystal Clear: The Chancellor guy is amazing and Rhombulus just needs a hug and wAS THAT ECLIPSA IN THE BACKGROUND?
The Hard Way: “SURPRISE!” 2.0
Collateral Damage: Marco how do you not know what a possum is?
Just Friends: I’m fine! *blows up sign to prove just how fine I am*
Face the Music: Moon=Badass, Star=Why?, River=Loving Husband, Marco=Shocked, and we got to meet Ludo’s family so pretty cool episode overall.
Star Crushed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH–remember when we though Bon Bon the Birthday Clown was the end of the world?–AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Steven has questions and simply wants direct answers about what his mom did. he is living in a house with his mom’s closest friends. those closest friends are his mother-figures. they were there to see and feel and breathe and smell everything Rose ever did. they literally hang out 24/7.
… so why… four seasons and 100+ episodes in… do they just not cARE WHAT THIS FREAKING KID IS GOING THROUGH CONCERNING HIS MOM AND THE THINGS //NOBODY WANTS TO EXPLAIN TO HIM ABOUT//
JUST TELL HIM. IT’S EASY. SIT HIM DOWN AND TELL HIM EVERY SINGLE LITTLE DETAIL ABOUT WHAT HE WANTS TO KNOW.
DON’T MAKE HIM BLOW UP ON YOU ONCE IN A BLUE MOON JUST FOR HIM TO BE SHUT DOWN BY VAGUE SMALL TALK OR FORCED TO APOLOGIZE FOR WANTING TO KNOW THINGS
not only that, but with the way the writing goes: steven left in the dark = audience left in the dark
CONTENT. PLEASE. NOTHING IS THRILLING TO FIGURE OUT ANYMORE, JUST ANNOYING TO SIT THROUGH THINGS WE ARE CONSTANTLY YANKED EXPLANATIONS FROM, JUST FOR THE SAKE OF SUSPENSE JUST… GIVE US… content…
Neal Stephenson can be a divisive writer – his science is, indeed, merciless, but some readers feel it can overwhelm his storytelling. Our reviewer Jason Sheehan has some choice thoughts:
“The moon blew up with no warning and with no apparent reason.”
That’s the beginning of Neal Stephenson’s newest epic,Seveneves. And in terms of opening hooks, it’s up there. I mean, he isn’t destroying L.A. or merely reducing some single nation to slag. No, Stephenson goes old-school mad scientist — straight for the pulp main vein and buried Saturday morning memories of Thundarr the Barbarian still ticking along in the heads of his audience, and blows up the moon.
But then, this is a Neal Stephenson book (a modernStephenson book, meaning post-Snow Crash/Diamond Age and, therefore, kind of post-fun) which means that the world as presented, moon or no moon, isn’t really the same as ours anyway. It’s a drier world, a rigidly mapped and exhaustively cataloged one where the first 565 pages read less like the script for an awesome moon-wrecking Michael Bay blow-em-up than a primer on global disaster preparedness.
Still, he says,
While most hard science fiction writers would concern themselves solely with explaining something like how their star destroyers make the jump to light speed, Stephenson is discussing (likely for 20 pages) how to keep the janitors on the Death Star from getting osteoporosis. His science is merciless. Hard like diamonds, and murderous in the extreme. Where most hard SF really means “a bunch of ray guns, then some talk about wormholes,” he plays with hard ballistics, hard genetics, hard sociology. And what thrills me, is that he makes it interesting. That he makes life and death in space about actual life and death — about the million things that will kill you and the two or three things that really smart people can do to stay alive.
Gamora does everything she can to make the other Guardians smile. Groot is the easiest; all she really has to do is make a funny face, though she feels weird doing it in front of others. For Rocket, she finds old bomb parts and gives them to him to let him tinker with - sometimes she even finds an abandoned place for him to use his bombs for fun (still no blowing up moons, though). Drax is a bit harder, cause it sometimes requires letting him mother her even though she’s a warrior and assassin and can take care of herself, thank you very much, but if he smiles as he remembers his daughter, it’s worth it.
Her favorite thing to do, though, is just call Peter “Star-Lord.” It’s so simple, and it just comes naturally. And that proud, happy little smile he makes… It makes her heart flutter. It’s just so dang cute, and the knowledge that she caused that adorable joy… It reminds her that, whatever horrors haunt her past, she’s no daughter of Thanos.
Hinata: oh I was probably being naïve, I didn’t think that organizing a wedding could be so tiring and would trouble so many people Naruto: I WANT TO STAY WITH YOU NOW AND FOREVER, UNTIL I DIE
*blows up the moon* *throws himself and Hinata into the sky*