An Escort’s Favorite Products and Their Hoe Uses

For those that have asked about my self-care regimen, here are my favorite products and their uses! I’ll definitely update this as I get more escorting experience and my product selection grows. 


I have sensitive, weird skin. I’m allergic to almost all BBW products. Here are the things I love! 

  • Aloe Vera Baby Oil - Shaving the cooch
  • Tend Skin - Prevents razor burn after shaving the cooch
  • Neutrogena Body Clear Scrub - Exfoliates and gets rid of random bumps
  • Aveeno Therapeutic Shave Gel - For a soft, super close shave on your legs
  • Lollia Perfumed Shower Gel - All of their scents smell amazing and they leave behind a muted scent. Plus, it’s very thick so a little bit goes a long way. Seriously, a quarter sized dollop is enough to get foamy suds over your entire body!
  • Lollia Hand Creme - Will give you the smoothest, softest hands ever. Especially important for touching wieners. 
  • Intimore Intimate Wash - My favorite wash for cleaning the vag. ALL of their varieties are safe for sensitive skin and they have great uses. The Therapeutic wash is great if you’ve been fucked raw. Very soothing!
  • Lush Sugar Scrub - Great for exfoliating, it leaves your skin very bright and radiant and it is supposed to reduce the appearance of cellulite!
  • Nip + Fab Glycolic Fix Extreme Pads - I use these to get rid of weird bumps or razor burn on my legs after shaving. Will literally clear up those weird clear bumps that aren’t quite whiteheads or pimples. 
  • Kiehl’s Soy Milk & Honey Whipped Body Butter - Will leave your entire body smoother than a baby’s butt and the scent is very light. Super hydrating. I use this every night after a hot bath. I also use this to moisturize my cooch. YES, YOU CAN AND SHOULD MOISTURIZE YOUR COOCH. It’s okay! Try it!
  • Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs - It’s like foundation for your legs! It comes in either a squeeze bottle or mist. I use the squeeze bottle more because the mist WILL STAIN your bathroom tile or toilet, if you prop your leg on it to spray. 
  • St. Tropez Express Bronzing Mousse with Mitt - I used this for the first time last night because my spray tan was wearing off. It gives a really natural tan and you only have to leave it on 1-3 hours, depending on how dark you want to go, before rinsing! I left mine on for a little less than two hours and I have a nice, NATURAL looking tan glow! 


I’m a light ashy blonde with frizzy, unmanageable hair. Here are my top picks for products. 

  • Batiste Dry Shampoo - Absolute BEST dry shampoo and it’s super affordable. Very fine powder. It comes in a bunch of varities, I like the sleek and shine the most. 
  • AG Hair Cosmetics Sterling Silver Shampoo - Great purple shampoo for blondes. 
  • Davines Alchemic Conditioner - They have different formulas for different hair colors. I use the purple conditioner for blondes and it’s a great purple mask that tones and deep conditions. 
  • Kerastase Shampoo & Conditioner - Comes in a ton of varities. I use the ones for damaged hair and frizzy hair. BEST shampoo and conditioners I have ever used. It doesn’t take much product and every product does what it says it will. 
  • Kerastase Fluidissime Blow Dry Spray - For frizzy or curly hair. It gives heat protection, shine and smoothness. I use this when I want my hair to be super straight or I want to style it after blow drying. 
  • Kerastase L’ncroyable Blow Dry - Most amazing blow dry lotion ever. Seriously. Now my most used product. 
  • Kerastase Ciment Thermique - Protecting blow dry lotion for damaged/colored hair. 
  • Davines Melu Serum - For disguising split ends. Also adds shine. 
  • Davines Minu Mask - Illuminating hair mask used to add back shine and dimension
  • Carol’s Daughter Monoi Mask - Great for softness and hydration. Smells amazing. Probably my favorite mask. 
  • Kerastase Masqueintense - Second favorite hair mask. It’s ultra smoothing and revitalizes your hair. 
  • Kerastase Elixir Ultime - Great hair oil! Lighter than Morrocanoil with the same benefits, though the smell isn’t as nice. 
  • Shu Uemura Straight Forward - Great blowdry spray oil. It really does cut down the amount of time it takes to blow out your hair. I use this with the Kerastase Incredible Blowdy. 

Skin Care

I have sensitive, combination skin. I used to get random hormonal acne. 

  • Glamglow ThirstyMud - Great for hydration and smells amazing. You can use it as rinse off or a sleeping mask.
  • Glamglow Flashmud - Brightening, revitalizing mask. I use this on my butt to help get rid of a few blemish scars. No, I am not joking. Yes, it is actually working. 
  • Glamglow Thirstycleanse - Amazing mud cleanser for whenever my skin is feeling a little dry or needs some nourishment. 
  • Glamglow Supercleanse - My favorite cleanser ever. It’s a mud-oil dual pump and it takes off every BIT of make up and keeps your skin super clear! Plus, it’s not drying!
  • Peter Thomas Roth BHA 2% Acne Wash - For if I feel a breakout coming on. One bottle will likely last you over a year. 
  • Peter Thomas Roth Blemish Buffing Beads - Great for body acne.
  • Glamglow Fizzy Lip - Great exfoliating lip scrub, plus you get twice as much product as most other lip scrubs. 
  • Glamglow Wet Lip - Intense softening lip treatment. You should definitely be using both of these to get seductive, soft, kissable lips! 
  • Sunday Riley Luna Sleeping Oil - I use this at night before bed. It’s anti-aging, moisturizing, clarifying, fights wrinkles and reduces pore size. 
  • Sunday Riley Good Genes Serum - I use this in the morning and it makes my skin look superb. Best skin product I’ve ever had. It brightens, exfoliates, gives radiance and evens out hyperpigmentation. 
  • Clarins HydraQuench Intensive Serum Bi-Phase - I use this serum as my moisturizer and it keeps my skin super nourished! It doesn’t clog up your pores and hydrates your dry areas. Definitely the best moisturizer I’ve ever used.

you know his blowdrying function? yeah kiibo learns a little something new everyday

Challenges & Games

Tony Stark x Reader

Summary: After a long, exhausting mission you return to the tower ready for hot shower and a drink, when Tony offers to turn your night around and finally do something about the tension that had been building between the two of you. Are you up for the challenge, and more importantly, will it end well?

Warnings: alcohol, smut, fluff

Word Count: 3822

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Unnecessary things i’d love to have seen:

  • Killian blowdrying his hair
  • Captain swan’s bedroom decor
  • drunk captain charming
  • a party at granny’s without a crisis
  • charming-swan-jones family picnic
  • mulan in storybrooke
  • Snow and Hook darts competition
  • killian in just a towel
  • captain swan tickle war
  • henry burning that scarf
  • baby charms growing 
  • baby charms
  • Granny vs the Vikings
  • a storybrooke postman

I’m sure i’ve got a ton more but that’s all I can think of for now.

William Nylander - White Orchid Part 2


authors note: here is the continuation of my previous william nylander imagine. i know a lot of this is william’s family. but i hope that’s ok as i adore the nylander fam. there’s some fluff in there as well. my requests are also open now, so if you want to request a imagine feel free to do so. i hope you enjoy this and don’t be shy about giving me some feedback! i appreciate it a lot.

word count: 3158

Giving Jackie a high five you handed her a bottle of water. ” Well done Jacks. You just keep on getting better and better. Soon you’ll have to hire a professional to train with you on a regular basis. ” Looking at you, Jackie chuckled. ” Yeah well, you’re way better to play with than my brothers at least. ” You knew that the competitive side took over both William and Alexander in every way, shape and form. Even when they were playing against their sisters. At least when it came to tennis.

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I think it’s the little things in inuyasha that just makes it my #NumberOne you know like Souta blowdrying Inuyasha’s hair, Sango kicking her lil legs while playing with Kirara, Kagome fuckin skydiving into Inuyasha’s arms, Koga saying “yo”,Buyo in general

anonymous asked:

For the Drabble thing - I have a lot to numbers and I know you did some already but I want them incorporated all in the same one maybe even in the same order ?? But you're the writer so you do you ❤️ 100,14,50,59,99

this was written by the lovely @teen-mendes

You hopped out of the shower and wrapped a towel around your body and began blowdrying your hair in your shared bedroom with Shawn.
You heard the bedroom door open and close indicating that Shawn entered the room

“Hey.” you greeted not looking at him, you felt his hands around your waist and you put the blow dryer down and turned to face him, noticing he placed a shopping bag on the bed.

“Dance with me.” he said and your eyes widened

“Shawn, I just got out of the shower I can’t dance. What if my towel falls off?” you said putting your hands on his chest when he leans into your ear

“Nothing I haven’t seen before.” he whispered sending shivers down your spine

“Shawn!” you smacked his chest

“Come on.” he whined

“I am not dancing at 11:45AM, in my towel.”

“See that’s the thing…” he trailed off getting the bag and opening it revealing a beautiful dress

“Shawn, what? wh-”

“Just take it.”

“I can’t, Shawn-”

“You know you want it, sweetheart.” he said and you gave in taking the dress from him and entering the bathroom and put it on.

“Do I look okay?” you asked leaving the bathroom

“Baby you look stunning.” he kissed your hand

“Can I have this dance?” he asked taking you in the center of the room and put ‘Thinking Out Loud’ on his phone, after a few minutes of dancing and Shawn tripping over his own two feet you decided to change and call it a night

“Come on, one more!” he whined

“How do I even put up with you?” you laughed

“Because you love me.”

“Indeed I do.” you kissed him pulling your dress down

“Should I go? or-”

“Nothing you haven’t seen before, remember?” you teased as you reached for one of his shirts on the floor when you felt him smack your butt making you squeal


“What! I cant help it! You got a cute butt.”

“You’re an idiot, but you’re my idiot.”

An Idea

Alexa Bliss/AJ Styles/OC- Alexa and reader want to get with AJ and he wants to get with them. One idea changed everything for them.

Warnings:I have no chill, light spanking, light hair pulling, this is a threesome, female on female

I don’t know who wants to be tagged in this because I don’t know which of y'all are freaky but I know someone who wants to be tagged @llowkeys

If you want to be tagged in future male/female/female things let me know.

“Pay attention to me.” Alexa dragged out her words as she twirled the straw of her drink around.

I was stuck looking at AJ who was across the room talking to Baron. As I saw the jeans he was wearing my mind traveled to a naughty place. As I heard Alexa’s plea I slowly turned towards her smiling, “Hey do you ever think about AJ?” I asked as I leaned closer to her. 

Alexa looked at me with a confused face, “We are on the same brand. So yeah I think about him when I have to.” Alexa grabbed her drink and looked towards AJ. When she saw the way his jeans fit him and how tight his shirt was around his arms, she gasped, “wait you don’t mean like “think about him” right?“ Alexa asked as she put air quotations around her words.

I smiled and looked down at the table, "I mean yeah. Do you ever think about him in a sexual way? Is that weird that I do?” I looked up at Alexa to see her holding back a laugh.

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