An Escort’s Favorite Products and Their Hoe Uses

For those that have asked about my self-care regimen, here are my favorite products and their uses! I’ll definitely update this as I get more escorting experience and my product selection grows. 


I have sensitive, weird skin. I’m allergic to almost all BBW products. Here are the things I love! 

  • Aloe Vera Baby Oil - Shaving the cooch
  • Tend Skin - Prevents razor burn after shaving the cooch
  • Neutrogena Body Clear Scrub - Exfoliates and gets rid of random bumps
  • Aveeno Therapeutic Shave Gel - For a soft, super close shave on your legs
  • Lollia Perfumed Shower Gel - All of their scents smell amazing and they leave behind a muted scent. Plus, it’s very thick so a little bit goes a long way. Seriously, a quarter sized dollop is enough to get foamy suds over your entire body!
  • Lollia Hand Creme - Will give you the smoothest, softest hands ever. Especially important for touching wieners. 
  • Intimore Intimate Wash - My favorite wash for cleaning the vag. ALL of their varieties are safe for sensitive skin and they have great uses. The Therapeutic wash is great if you’ve been fucked raw. Very soothing!
  • Lush Sugar Scrub - Great for exfoliating, it leaves your skin very bright and radiant and it is supposed to reduce the appearance of cellulite!
  • Nip + Fab Glycolic Fix Extreme Pads - I use these to get rid of weird bumps or razor burn on my legs after shaving. Will literally clear up those weird clear bumps that aren’t quite whiteheads or pimples. 
  • Kiehl’s Soy Milk & Honey Whipped Body Butter - Will leave your entire body smoother than a baby’s butt and the scent is very light. Super hydrating. I use this every night after a hot bath. I also use this to moisturize my cooch. YES, YOU CAN AND SHOULD MOISTURIZE YOUR COOCH. It’s okay! Try it!
  • Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs - It’s like foundation for your legs! It comes in either a squeeze bottle or mist. I use the squeeze bottle more because the mist WILL STAIN your bathroom tile or toilet, if you prop your leg on it to spray. 
  • St. Tropez Express Bronzing Mousse with Mitt - I used this for the first time last night because my spray tan was wearing off. It gives a really natural tan and you only have to leave it on 1-3 hours, depending on how dark you want to go, before rinsing! I left mine on for a little less than two hours and I have a nice, NATURAL looking tan glow! 


I’m a light ashy blonde with frizzy, unmanageable hair. Here are my top picks for products. 

  • Batiste Dry Shampoo - Absolute BEST dry shampoo and it’s super affordable. Very fine powder. It comes in a bunch of varities, I like the sleek and shine the most. 
  • AG Hair Cosmetics Sterling Silver Shampoo - Great purple shampoo for blondes. 
  • Davines Alchemic Conditioner - They have different formulas for different hair colors. I use the purple conditioner for blondes and it’s a great purple mask that tones and deep conditions. 
  • Kerastase Shampoo & Conditioner - Comes in a ton of varities. I use the ones for damaged hair and frizzy hair. BEST shampoo and conditioners I have ever used. It doesn’t take much product and every product does what it says it will. 
  • Kerastase Fluidissime Blow Dry Spray - For frizzy or curly hair. It gives heat protection, shine and smoothness. I use this when I want my hair to be super straight or I want to style it after blow drying. 
  • Kerastase L’ncroyable Blow Dry - Most amazing blow dry lotion ever. Seriously. Now my most used product. 
  • Kerastase Ciment Thermique - Protecting blow dry lotion for damaged/colored hair. 
  • Davines Melu Serum - For disguising split ends. Also adds shine. 
  • Davines Minu Mask - Illuminating hair mask used to add back shine and dimension
  • Carol’s Daughter Monoi Mask - Great for softness and hydration. Smells amazing. Probably my favorite mask. 
  • Kerastase Masqueintense - Second favorite hair mask. It’s ultra smoothing and revitalizes your hair. 
  • Kerastase Elixir Ultime - Great hair oil! Lighter than Morrocanoil with the same benefits, though the smell isn’t as nice. 
  • Shu Uemura Straight Forward - Great blowdry spray oil. It really does cut down the amount of time it takes to blow out your hair. I use this with the Kerastase Incredible Blowdy. 

Skin Care

I have sensitive, combination skin. I used to get random hormonal acne. 

  • Glamglow ThirstyMud - Great for hydration and smells amazing. You can use it as rinse off or a sleeping mask.
  • Glamglow Flashmud - Brightening, revitalizing mask. I use this on my butt to help get rid of a few blemish scars. No, I am not joking. Yes, it is actually working. 
  • Glamglow Thirstycleanse - Amazing mud cleanser for whenever my skin is feeling a little dry or needs some nourishment. 
  • Glamglow Supercleanse - My favorite cleanser ever. It’s a mud-oil dual pump and it takes off every BIT of make up and keeps your skin super clear! Plus, it’s not drying!
  • Peter Thomas Roth BHA 2% Acne Wash - For if I feel a breakout coming on. One bottle will likely last you over a year. 
  • Peter Thomas Roth Blemish Buffing Beads - Great for body acne.
  • Glamglow Fizzy Lip - Great exfoliating lip scrub, plus you get twice as much product as most other lip scrubs. 
  • Glamglow Wet Lip - Intense softening lip treatment. You should definitely be using both of these to get seductive, soft, kissable lips! 
  • Sunday Riley Luna Sleeping Oil - I use this at night before bed. It’s anti-aging, moisturizing, clarifying, fights wrinkles and reduces pore size. 
  • Sunday Riley Good Genes Serum - I use this in the morning and it makes my skin look superb. Best skin product I’ve ever had. It brightens, exfoliates, gives radiance and evens out hyperpigmentation. 
  • Clarins HydraQuench Intensive Serum Bi-Phase - I use this serum as my moisturizer and it keeps my skin super nourished! It doesn’t clog up your pores and hydrates your dry areas. Definitely the best moisturizer I’ve ever used.
Awesome Thing #29 - Blow Dry

The film Blow Dry directed by Paddy Breathnach, and written by Simon Beaufoy is the heartwarming tale of a Northern town brought together by a sports competition. The sport? Hairdressing. The star? Alan Rickman! Of course!

This movie has several things to recommend it. First, it has a stellar cast: Alan Rickman, Natasha Richardson, Bill Nighy and Hugh Bonneville come together to bring us a comic masterpiece. Second, the storyline is ridiculous: high drama at the British hairdressing competition featuring a lesbian affair, nefarious conspiracies and a decades-old rivalry - what’s not to like? Finally, it is possibly the campest movie I have ever seen.

Warren Clarke delivers an excellent performance as the mayor of Keighley, where the movie is set, growing more glamorous with every round of the competition. Bill Nighy is perfectly coiffed as villain Raymond Robertson, who conspires with his minion Hugh Bonneville (with FROSTED TIPS) to cheat his way to victory. Alan Rickman is sublime as grumpy, jilted barber Phil Allen. This is genuinely one of my favourite Rickman performances, with all his trademark aloofness and charm, now with added Northern twang. Natasha Richardson, the true heart of the piece, ads grace and warmth to a film overflowing with glitter and sequins, which is no easy feat. Josh Hartnett, Heidi Klum and Rachel Leigh cook also join the ensemble - adding horrific accent work, comic relief and girl-next-door charm respectively.

This film may remind Mitchell and Webb fans of the “sports film” sketch, where a small Northern town become cricket champions, as the well observed tropes of the sports film genre all apply to Blow Dry. Phil Allen is the one time Champion, retreating into obscurity following his wife’s affair with his model (played with wit and charm by queen of the nineties Rachel Griffiths). Bill Nighy is his team-mate turned nemesis, out to steal the cup by any means possible. The story unfolds with rhinestone-studded twists and backcombed turns, with romance and catharsis thrown in.

You have to be in the right frame of mind for Blow Dry. It is far from perfect: Josh Hartnett’s accent wanders the British Isles aimlessly, never stopping off at the same region twice. The fashion is incredibly dated (I guess some people would consider it a bad thing, not a glorious showcase of horrendous early noughties style). With all its flaws, though, the film has heart. Alan Rickman takes on the role with the same seriousness and commitment that he brought to Snape, or Colonel Brandon, while we see a whole new side to Hugh Bonneville, one that wouldn’t say no to a leopard skin coat. There are a few laugh out loud moments, and some real tear-jerkers too. For me, this film sits squarely in the same category as Calendar Girls, The Full Monty and the lesser known On A Clear Day - films that all combine regional accents with heartwarming stories to bring something truly special.

Blow Dry is a film that doesn’t take itself seriously, and yet has an elegance and joy to it that is missing from so many cult classics and Hollywood blockbusters.

you know his blowdrying function? yeah kiibo learns a little something new everyday

“Do I get recognized? I guess it depends on if I’m wearing a hat or not. The hairdo is a dead giveaway. There’s nothing I can do. It’s just the way my hair grows. It’s my parents’ fault, really, because they have such big hair too. People always ask me, but it’s not like I use a shitload of hairspray or anything. I wash it probably every two or three days. On set—that’s the real preparation. There’s a whole process. Washing the hair at a specific time before coming in to shoot, and then a whole blowdrying routine, and then doing a thing to the back, and getting it cut a specific way. On set, the process is pretty lengthy. But in my normal, everyday life… most of the time, it totally looks like shit.”

Prompt: Naruto blow dries Sakura’s hair.


requested this to me before but I only got to do it now. I’m sorry. I’m actually embarrassed right now. This is the


for it.

Never in Sakura’s wildest dreams did she imagine that the hot blond with smile as bright as sunshine that walked into the dressing room was her substitute hairstylist. No one gave her any information about him beforehand. All she knew was that the original one was sick and was advised by the doctor to take a rest.

He had introduced himself with an air of alluring confidence which, strangely enough, had her distracted in a good way. She watched through the mirror in front as he grinned and rolled his sleeves to his forearms to reveal muscles. Then, he grabbed a blow dryer with his left hand and a brush with his right. He didn’t ask her if her hair color was natural or not and just started working on it, his hand moving expertly and gracefully as if afraid of hurting her. That little bit of pain and hotness on the scalp that usually come with blow-drying were almost non-existent.

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Here’s a nice photo of Johnny Cash in amazement of how nice his hair turned out. What a work of art, a piece of architecture, a model for all those who come afterward. How did he ever have any time to write any songs? All these old timer hair cuts have one thing in common, length. Don’t think that these styles were all night time trainging caps or blowdry styles. They are a good weight of hair and good pomades combined. 

anonymous asked:

Hiya Heyo. I love your blog so much, your really good at writing!!! Can I request the RFA and Saeran reacting to MC dying her hair the same color as theirs?( I dyed my hair and it became the same red as Saeyoung I super love it!)

That’s nice~ I wonder if I’ll ever dye my hair lolol I’m not that interested but I guess I’m a bit curious  ( ̄▽ ̄)


Request Killing: 12/30

Reaction: MC Dyes Her Hair the Same Colour as Them


  • Surprised to see that you’ve dyed your hair blond
  • “Huh? You dyed it f-for me?”
  • A blushing mess
  • Glances at your hair a lot for the first few days, still awed
  • Every time he looks at your hair colour, a big smile crosses his face, knowing you thought of him when you chose the colour


  • He’s been getting more and more famous… To the point that he was asked to go on tour to perform with the cast of his latest play
  • Which means he wouldn’t be seeing you for a while
  • A few days before he was supposed to leave, you dyed your hair silver
  • He was a sucker for matching accessories between a couple—matching rings, necklaces, bracelets, shirts… all that. But hair colour?
  • He was so touched that you had decided to match his hair colour—and impressed, because not many people were brave enough to try a colour like silver
  • “I’ll be back soon, babe, I promise. You’ll think of me every time you see your hair in your reflection, right?”


  • Lately, she’s been stuck at work with late hours… but when she returns, she notices how there were more strands of brown hair in her apartment than usual
  • When she finally got a chance to take a proper look at you, her mouth dropped in shock
  • “M-MC? You dyed your hair!” she exclaimed
  • You beamed in response. “It’s the same colour as yours, now~”
  • Feels delighted that you’d dye your hair the same colour as hers
  • Also thinks you’re adorable for being so excited about it
  • Kisses your forehead and pulls you in for a tight hug. “You’re too cute sometimes…”


  • A bit self-conscious at first when you tell him you intentionally dyed your hair the same colour
  • “D-don’t you think it’s a bit dull? I’m sure you could’ve tried any other colour…” he murmured, cheeks pink.
  • He knows you’ve been wanting to dye your hair for a while now, but he felt a bit guilty that, because you decided to match him, it was a plain black
  • “But I want to match you!” you insisted, grinning
  • He felt relieved that you looked so happy about it
  • “It looks nice,” he says softly, his eyes gentle as he hides a smile while looking at your new hair colour


  • His cheeks flush as red as his hair
  • “Holy crap, MC, that looks hot,” he whispers in awe
  • Absolutely LOVES your new hair colour
  • Definitely takes advantage of it, too
  • “No no, MC, that’s YOUR hair on the bathroom floor, not mine… YOU clean it up!” he’d argue, a big pout on his lips
  • When he works on his computer, he loves to steal glances at you in the reflection of his screen
  • Adores the fact that you dyed your hair just to match him
  • “Let’s dye our hair together next time!”


  • Extremely embarrassed
  • After all, his reason for bleaching his hair and dying it pink at the tips was… juvenile and it brought bad memories to mind. Definitely regrets it.
  • The only reason he didn’t change it was because you said he looked cool with the colour
  • He never expected that you would also dye your hair the same way, though
  • Still, he’s pleased that you want to match him
  • Although he scowls every time you ask if he likes your new hair colour, you know that deep down, he secretly loves it
  • He plays with your hair more often than before
  • And has this cute, small smile every time he does


  • Laughs when you tell him your reason for dying your hair blue
  • Reaches to run his fingers through your now pale blue hair
  • “It does suit you a lot,” he comments, a glimmer of amusement in his eyes
  • Loves to bury his nose in your hair when he hugs you
  • Likes helping to dry your hair with a towel, since blowdrying it would be unhealthy for your hair
  • Misses your old hair colour a bit… But you’re beautiful to him no matter what colour your hair is!
Challenges & Games

Tony Stark x Reader

Summary: After a long, exhausting mission you return to the tower ready for hot shower and a drink, when Tony offers to turn your night around and finally do something about the tension that had been building between the two of you. Are you up for the challenge, and more importantly, will it end well?

Warnings: alcohol, smut, fluff

Word Count: 3822

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Beverly and Richie helping each other dye their hair so they can be punk babes together

Both of them nearly dying from the bleach mixed with cigarette smoke smell that will probably never leave richies bathroom

They pick the color for the other persons hair. Richie chooses purple for Bev. Beverly chooses green for Richie.

Beverly brushing and blowdrying richies hair while he sits on his bed, music blaring over his speakers. It’s a mix that Bev made

They are besties

Humiliated - Harry Styles Imagine

“Just go and tell him how you feel love.” Louis urged you as he took a sip from his drink. “Just tell him you need to talk to him privately.”

Your gaze drifted to Harry who was talking to a beautiful woman whose name you had no idea of. They were laughing at something Harry had said, probably one of his lame jokes. You smiled. However it dropped as soon as you saw his arm drape around her and hers drape around him. You wouldn’t want to ruin this for Harry, if he had feelings for this woman and was indeed flirting, you couldn’t just tell him how you felt. That would be incredibly selfish of you, however you had nothing to lose. Besides his friendship of course. What’s to say it won’t be ruined the moment you get shut down? You turned your head back towards Lou who had a sympathetic smile on his face.

“I wish it was that easy Lou but it’s not. I-I can’t just pull him aside and go “hey guess what Harry? I am in love with you.” It’s just-“ a voice cut you off.

“You’re in love with Harry?!” You turned around and saw none other than Bella Thorne. She indeed hated you for some reason that you had no idea of. She loved it when it came to you being humiliated in front of your peers. Whether it was on social media or at social gatherings like this.

The world seemed to freeze at the moment in time and your breath stopped. The music had been cut off and silence filled the air. People were now staring at you and your eyes met Bella’s who was smirking at you, her arms crossed. Clearly amused, she kept on talking, now that everyone was watching. “Wow I mean that’s pretty pathetic. Who’d wanna go out with someone like you? You may be a talented singer-songwriter and whatnot but you are definitely not a model. Honestly look at you and look at the girl Harry was talking to just before. She is skinny and gorgeous. But you? You aren’t. Your thighs are big, your stomach is pudgy and-”

“Woah woah woah. Are you honestly so insecure that you have to put people down in order to feel better about yourself? That is indeed sad.” Louis was quick to shut her up. Her smirk disappeared but it was quick to reappear when she saw you look at Harry.

Harry’s eyes were full of concern and sadness when you met them. You sighed sadly and looked down, having absolutely nothing to say and walked off inside.

You grabbed your handbag and made your way out the front to where your car was. You wouldn’t be able to face Harry after this. You didn’t want to hear the words “I don’t feel the same” leave those beautiful pink and plump lips of his.

You unzipped your handbag and reached down inside to grab your keys. With a quick click of a button, your car unlocked and you got inside and slammed your car door shut. You put your seatbelt on so quick and started the car up with no hesitation and began reversing out of Harry’s driveway.

Once you had fully reversed, you noticed Harry had run out, who was followed by Louis and the rest of the boys and some others as well. They were yelling but their words were muffled from the inside of your car and with how loud your car engine was. You paid no attention to it and just drove off into the night. Leaving Harry, who was now stood in the middle of the road, his hands flailing up and down. His figure growing smaller and smaller the more you drove away.

Bella ruined everything.


You woke up the next day, your pillow still slightly damp from all the tears that had so harshly landed on it. Plus a few makeup stains as well. You hesitantly grabbed your phone to check the time. It was 9:16am.

You tried to ignore all your notifications but you just simply couldn’t.

Louis - 4 missed calls and 3 texts:
“Y/N PLEASE PICK UP !!” at 7:24pm

Niall - 3 missed calls and 2 texts:
“Y/N please call or text anyone when you see this.” at 7:32pm
“Very worried. Hope you got home safe.” at 7:35pm

And a few others had left you some texts and missed calls. You were lucky to have so many great people in your life who loved and cared for you.

What caught your attention was one person in particular. Harry. He in fact left more missed calls and texts than anyone else. The last text he made was this morning at 9:12am. 4 minutes ago.

From Harry:
“I’m coming over at 10 love. We need to talk about last night x”

You sighed and got up from your bed and slugged into your bathroom.

The mirror revealed your dishevelled self. Your hair was sticking up in all kinds of different places and bags that were so clearly evident underneath your sad Y/E/C eyes.

You decided to go for a shower so you went back into your room and grabbed an outfit to change into. It was just simple yellow dress that went down your knee. It was one of your favourites. You also paired it with your white strapless bra and white laced panties.

You went back into the bathroom and laid out the dress and undergarments you grabbed and then turned on the water, letting it get hot. You stripped out of your clothes and hopped in. Once the nice hot water hit you, you sighed in relief. You washed your body and also combed out the knots in your hair. You hopped out of the shower after a good 20 minutes and dried yourself off.

You blowdried your hair and got dressed into the outfit you picked out. You decided to not put on any makeup, so you left the bathroom and went around to your bedside table to grab your phone.

You clicked it open and the time revealed 9:52. Well shit. He’ll be here any minute. You walked downstairs and went into the kitchen to grab a glass of water. You chugged it down, due to your nerves and took a deep breath. You are an adult. You can handle this.

After a few minutes of standing in the kitchen completely zoned out, you hear a few knocks on your front door. This is it. This is happening.

You walked over to your front door and grabbed a pair of your house keys that were hanging up beside the front door. You unlocked the door, your hands shaking. You grew even more nervous as you heard the click and then you felt like you were going to vomit once you opened the door and saw Harry standing there, scratching his head.

“May I come in love?”

You nodded and let him in. He walked in and sat on the couch and waited for you while you closed the front door behind him.

You turned around and went over to the couch and sat next to Harry.

You head immediately went down to look at your hands and you started picking at your nails to pass the time. You couldn’t bear yourself to look at him. “Please look at me love.”

You lifted your head up slowly and met his gaze. “I’ll start okay?”

You half smiled and gestured for him to continue.

“There are so many thoughts and emotions floating around my head right now so excuse me if I babble or anything. Let’s start with one emotion. Angry.” Your eyebrows furrowed in confusion. “Let me explain please. I am angry, first off because you didn’t answer any of my texts or anyone else’s for that matter so I didn’t know whether or not you had gotten home safe. Two I was worried that something terrible had happened to you like you had gotten into a car accident or something. Three. Upset. Not only because of what I said previously but for two other reasons. The fact the Bella had the nerve to humiliate you in front of everyone, who I had a go at once you left. But anyway, I was also upset because I never got the chance to tell you I feel the same way.”

“What about what’s her face? That pretty woman you were talking to?” You asked him. “Melinda? She’s one of Louise’s friends sweetheart. Plus she’s also a lesbian so there’s that and last time I checked I wasn’t a woman so…” Harry smiled. You giggled and he did as well.

“Phew, alright. Okay well it’s my turn now I guess. I’m sorry I didn’t text or call you or anyone. I was so upset but nevertheless I should’ve at least messaged one of you so I do apologise. Thankyou for standing up for me and about me leaving? That was cowardly of me. I was too afraid to face you after that.” The tears welled up in your eyes, threatening to spill out.

“Hey hey hey. It wasn’t cowardly. I just got so worried about you. The beautiful girl that I am in love with was upset and I couldn’t help that.” He cupped your cheek.

“You’re in love with me?”

“How can I not be? You are so incredible.” He smiled and pulled you in for a kiss.

This was the start of something great.