blow me draco

What if the Slytherins knew all about Draco’s crush on Harry. All the Slytherins collectively coming up with passwords to torture Malfoy.

Portrait: “What’s the password?”

Draco: *sigh* “Harry Potter has the prettiest eyes.”


Portrait: “Password?”

Draco: *huff* “Draco Malfoy loves Harry Potter with all his heart.”


Draco: “Okay Slytherins *eye roll* what’s the new password?”

Slytherins: “I wish Harry would blow me.”

Draco: “I DRAW THE LINE HERE!”

Also i did most part of this on mobile and im waay too lazy to do it again with the photo format so fuck it

So, 2014 was an interesting year, to say the least. To be truthful, it was a shitty year, and the only good parts were the people i met. So, here are my mutuals, and heres to a decent 2015.

(if you are a mutual and youre not here i either accidentaly skipped your name or accidentaly deleted it, since that happened at least twice and its way too troublesome to go back and search who i missed. Or you changed your url and i have no idea what you changed it to)

italics are irl friends, bolded are faves and/or friends (most of the time, both)

# - A
42aliens // 6centagic // abomination // aceyachi // actuallyoliverkirkland // actualshakespeare // adhdsniper // agenderfrancis // agendergraywing // agender-romania // alfredfbraginsky // amsyh // aphbulgarias // aphfemme // aphhongkong // aphtomatogang // aph-der-nederlanden // aph-feliks // aph-oesterreich // aph-preussen // aph-snowchelles // arlouskaja // aroaceguu // aromantickenma //aromanticludwig // aro-ace-wonderwoman // artisinmysoul // autisticnonbinarywirt // autisticpearl

B - G
bai-marionette // belaliech // billciphir // blow-me-draco // blue-credit-soda // bolshaya // borderlinehannibal // bpdfenris // bpdgiroro // bumbleswag // chibi-gattini // coldwarqueer // confidentloser // copy-cat-sue // cynthiagerome // danishfish // demonickirkland // deoxyribonucleics // disgaeathree // dpdrussia // dreaming—scarlett // drop-it-like-a-doitsu // etherealwerewolf // fabulously-ginger // fancyna // freuddoeshisownmother // fruks // ginger-telepathy // grreece // grey5678427356

H - R
historical-melon // isaacmendz // itave // jjaverts // jedimasterginger3 // joanahasablog // jurassixpark // kirakari // konata101hater // lacielino // lesueurpeas // ludwigichliebedich // mitosis2 //myowstic // mystrothedefender // nbsuzzuya // nedcans // nerdmonarch // nonbinaryromano // nullkin // ocdmedic // officialaphnetherlands // oikawatoor-u // p2ep // pasteljustice // pastel-otherkin // peixesdeaquario // pissboss // politoed3 // polskalicious // port-o-bella // preussen-invasion // punkpearl // quagsires // regitrio // romano-is-crying // rosebushprince // royalcwtch // russiawinterseason // russia-aph // russia-is-under-your-bed // ryuuji8

S - Z
sadifura // sass-king-romano // sealorb-deactivated20141225 // shahlalalalala-lalalala // shinjtea // shizuocore // shsldecoy // slytherinwarlock // softgrungecommunism // soul-dwelling-not // spetsnazty // spikejpg // sufganiots // syruponsausage // thebatsknees // theuncreativenamer // tinyspaceangel // trainerwetsuit // transfinland // trashcanada // twerkinmochi // the-hoenn-trainer-brendan // unauthorized-user // valerikay // ve-vs-chigiii // vvaite // vvorldtwinkle // whatever-i-want-i-guess // ylerinn // yofukashii // youareindeedacassette // you-read-my-url-dont-you