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Drawing the Line...Then crushing it completely

Winchester sister imagine


A/n
: Remember when the boys became born again virgins? Remember that big speech Dean gave? No? Allow me to shed some light on it.


Warnings: Dean making siblings awkward talking about sex, bloo blah chicken

There was a certain look on Dean’s face that showed he was going to totally blow this whole born again virgin thing. Meaning this case was going to go down the drain.



A group of women, including yourself (and possibly Sam based off of the hair???) sat in a circle, preparing to share stories. Andddddd of course, Dean had to go first.


“Sure there’s the touching and the feeling…uh all of each other.” His words pained your heart as much as it did your ears.


“My hands everywhere, tracing every inch of her body. The two of us moving together.” He just didn’t know when to stop, did he?


Every women was intently listening in, some even crossing their legs or digging their nails into their skin. Meanwhile you and Sam wanted to crawl out of yours hearing Dean describe sex.


“Pressing…” please stop. “Pulling….” Seriously stop now Dean. “Grinding…” he closed his eyes for effect while you closed yours trying to hold in the vomit rising to your throat.


This couldn’t get any worse, the whole room was about to become un-virgined. But of course, you were wrong. Of course Dean could make things worse.


“And then you hit that sweet spot and evening builds, and builds and builds.” He had everyone on the edge of their seats, and you and Sam at the short end of your lunch.


You shot him a look, begging him to stop, but his eyes were closed. Making you want to vomit even more at how much he was enjoying this description.
“Up until it all just…..booooooooom.“ He practically groaned out the last part. Everyone in the room was on overdrive. But wait, it gets even worse.


In yours and Sam’s mind, you were almost 99.9% of the girls hearing this had just spilt their insides, while you two still tried to hold in your lunch.


The two of you wasted no time rushing to the car while Dean scooped up a few numbers. As soon as he came in contact with you, he received a rather strong throwing fist into his diaphragm, knocking the wind out of him and making him cough.


“If you ever, EVER, make me sit through some shit like that again, I will personally strip your car down like you did with my sanity and sell her for the removal of the images you just put into my head.”


He rubbed his chest with a nod of hurt from the pain, Sam nodded his head too. Agreeing with you. Never again. Never EVER again.

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my fallout 4 oc, Carver :0 she’s probably gonna live forever just out of spite

anonymous asked:

hello how do i fully join the tf2 fandom it seems so great but i dont got the game i just mainly like the characters. ye sorry to bother ya

idk what “FULLY JOIN” would mean…. i mean.. you’re in it if ya say you are and that’s that y’know. 

but on the other hand, to “FULLY ENJOY“ tf2 is a whole different story y’know what i’m sayin.

i would recommend watching the Meet the Team videos and then reading the comics, if you haven’t already. you can go ahead and explore tf2.com, read the past updates, explore tf2 wiki etc. but you should definitely try the game if you can since a) it’s free b) it’s fun and c) IT’S FREE!!

if you end up liking gameplay, you can watch tf2 youtubers’ gameplay commentaries (popular youtubers being STAR_ or Jerma) or get into watching (or playing!) competitive gameplay. a lot of competitive players stream on teamfortresstv @ twitch and many of their matches are shoutcasted on that channel. PRETTY ENTERTAINING STUFF!!

if you’re not so into gameplay there’s plenty of cool sfm vids and art out there, not to mention there’s also cool tf2 communities, here on tumblr, reddit, etc. etc. blah blah blee bloo. plenty of artwork (and fanfics lol) and plenty of amazing people that you can befriend!! tumblr has a lot of friendly and talented people!!

there’s a lot of other stuff too, but this is just stuff coming from the top of my head. sorry if this was not helpful since it is a dookie poopie post, but i do hope it helped… :Bc

tl;tr: JUST COME ON IN! THE WATER IS FINE!

Okay, guys, here it is! The Dregs shall hereafter be known as (insert trumpets, crashing cymbal noises, someone screams in the distance)

SIX OF CROWS

So why the title change? There were concerns that the word “dregs” was unfamiliar to a lot of readers, but it also came down to the fact that while some of the members of Kaz’s crew are also members of the gang known as the Dregs (one of the worst in the Barrel natch), some aren’t, and this book is about Kaz and his crew more than it’s about the gang.

Why Six of Crows? Well, crows are allll over this book and they’re important to Kaz in particular. More to be revealed in 2015 and you can come on out and ask me all about it on my tour!

10/31 - Grisha Halloween at Books & Books, Coral Gables, FL 7pm

11/1 - Octavia Books, New Orleans, LA 5pm

11/3 - Cambridge Public Library, Cambridge, MA 6pm

11/4 - Gibson’s, Concord, NH 6pm

11/5 - Jones Library (w/ Odyssey Books), Amherst, MA 6pm

11/6 - Books of Wonder, New York, NY 6pm

11/8 - YALLFest, Charleston, SC (details TBA)

11/9 - Parnassus Books, Nashville, TN 2pm

We’re going to have an amazing Six of Crows related gift with purchase at all of these stops (while supplies last blee blah bloo) and I’ll be reading from the new book at most of them. (Not at Yallfest because honestly that would be weird. But you should still come to Yallfest because YALLFEST.)

I hope you’ve enjoyed hearing a little bit more about Kaz, Inej, Wylan, Jesper, Nina, and Matthias this week. I can’t wait to share more about them and this story in the new year. And I can’t wait to see some of you on the road in just a few weeks! Come stare directly into my eyes and tell me of your customs.

xo

“But that’s not what queerness is. Being queer is about breaking heteronormativity. People who are hetero-asexual are queer because they break societies conception of what a good straight person should be.”

lay me down to die

straight kinky poly childfree blah blah bloo bloo people are queer too, i’m sure. everyone who’s not literally a stereotype of the Ideal Straight Person is queer. slurs for everyone! you get a slur! and you get a slur! everybody gets a homophobic and transphobic slur!

Sometimes I absolutely hate myself for identifying as kin (therian, rather). I’m really ashamed of people knowing about it or speaking my mind on the topic. Though it’s definitely more of a spirituality thing – I don’t precisely think that I’m canine, rather that I used to be a wolf or wolves or dogs, but then again I sort of am because spirit is timeless and collective – regardless, people are very judgemental and sometimes it feels like I can’t even investigate my beliefs and experiences because people are crushing me with all their assumptions and I’ve internalized all of it

  • poc: this movie looks really white wow where the poc at?
  • white person watching frozen: well actually frozen is based on a danish bladdy blah blah blah bloo blah blah and so poc can't be in this movie because it would be unrealistic to the original story
  • white person watching frozen: haha that talking snowman is so funny!
  • white person watching frozen: wooooo so much magic! this is so magical and UNREAL wow!!
  • poc: ............................
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