SUUPER PROTEIN GREEN SMOOOOOTHIE! 💚💚💚 Hopping on this #smoothiebowl train led by @thecavery 😘🙋🚂🍵🏃
Also perfect for #FridayFruitDay 😍🍓🍌
This is one of the #simplegreensmoothies I prepped last night! Includes: 1C each of loosely packed arugula🌿 & spinach🍃, 1/2C chopped watermelon🍉, ¼ pear🍐, ½ kiwi, ¼ banana🍌, ¼ lemon squeezed🍋,& ~2/3C each of green tea & EGG WHITES 😱🍳🍳 WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME TO ADD EGGIES BEFORE?!? #Blondemoment when I finally thought of it 😅 Conquered @simplegreensmoothies’ protein challenge 😝 Adding a ton of egg whites to my smoothies from now on! HEHEHE 😌
Topped with chia seeds, almonds, & more #FRUIT 😍 #eatclean #nofilter ☀

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“I’m about to go on stage but I don’t speak the language”. Why the fuck did I say that??? 😝 😝😝 #Blondemoment #backstage #Croatia

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That Blonde Moment
  • There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.
  • The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.
  • The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
  • Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
  • The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.
  • The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is answer?"
  • The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill.

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