anonymous asked:

have you seen this? like what was the point? docbnd9120(.)tumblr(.)com/post/122637360191/flawleszayn-that-doesnt-even-look-like-zayn-to perieedwards(.)tumblr(.)com/post/122700156746/people-are-doing-what-to-zayn-and-perrie

Anonymous said:

so let me get this straight a fan brakes into zayns garden, hides in the bushes to take pictures using SNAPCHAT then claim its zayn and perrie even through two days ago we saw zayn skinny, blond and with a buzz cut, i think they are today as perrie instagramed in the same outfit. was this to make up for the fact that she didn’t go to wireless like the henna lady said? to show she stayed at home with zayn?


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Yeah, that’s definitely not Zayn–too big and hair is too long and dark. Probably her brother Jonnie and probably yet another incredibly desperate stunt courtesy of LMHQ. The snapchat thing is too convenient. Jonnie wearing a red plaid shirt is too convenient. The fan catching them outdoors is too convenient. And they’ve pulled facepalmworthy stunts like this before like when they tried to pass off a Little Mix dancer as Zayn at a birthday party. So, yeahhhh…no.  

And a fan would need to do more than just hide in a bush to get those pix. There would be some heavy duty trespassing happening–possibly involving other people’s property.

Although this fandom can be incredibly intrusive, I doubt the backstory here is legit. It’s a sorry stunt. I think Perrie didn’t turn up at the Wireless Festival either because they couldn’t get Zayn to go with her for whatever reason or because the henna backlash made it in her best interests to stay mostly out of sight until it fades. They don’t need her getting any more bad press. Maybe both reasons apply. So instead, we got a henna free lame as hell ring stunt.

But thanks for making it clear Zayn and Perrie weren’t together today, management. I appreciate that. Gee, I wonder where he could be? ;)  

anonymous asked:

slytherin or gryffindor? harry's smile or harry's thighs? liam's instagram or liam's twitter? niall's hat or niall's dance moves? zayn's high notes or zayn's blonde buzz cut? lewith's rotting teeth or lewith singing i see what it's lieeeek?

slytherin, smile, twitter, dance moves, high notes, and i see what its liiiiieeeeek

ravenclawairbender asked:

omg when did zayn get so pretty i can't handle

Zayn was always that pretty? I don’t know which picture you’re referring to though.

Blonde streak was 2012ish. Blonde Buzz cut is like last week.

Do you remember the statement Zayn Malik released when he officially left One Direction? If the answer is no, we implore both you and Zayn to refresh your memories and reread it, because it looks like we’ll be making sarcastic references to it for a while.

Despite wanting “to be a normal 22-year-old who is able to relax and have some private time out of the spotlight,” Zayn’s been spotted front row at yet another fashion show, this time at Louis Vuitton in Paris. Our past experiences as normal 22-year-olds also included being sandwiched between Kanye West and Joe Jonas on a regular basis, too, so his decision makes total sense and is very relatable.

What doesn’t make sense to us, we must say again, is his white-blond buzz cut. Maybe we just don’t understand fashion (or the art of self-sabotage), but while once Zayn’s hair was everything, it is now nothing. We’re willing to take an ice pick to the part of our brain that stores memories, if only to rid ourselves of this specific one. We will drink bleach if it means erasing his blond phase from our mind’s eye.

Neither of those options would lead to anything but death, but perhaps that’s the only release we’re meant to have from this world — this terrible world that exists in which One Direction is a band without Zayn, and Zayn’s celebrity carries him to the front row of fashion shows. It’s a transparent move to stay in the public eye without actually doing anything, and we wouldn’t even be mad at his hustle if it weren’t for the fact that we’ll never hear his signature glory notes live again. (Unless we hear them like this.)

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