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An Escort’s Favorite Products and Their Hoe Uses

For those that have asked about my self-care regimen, here are my favorite products and their uses! I’ll definitely update this as I get more escorting experience and my product selection grows. 


I have sensitive, weird skin. I’m allergic to almost all BBW products. Here are the things I love! 

  • Aloe Vera Baby Oil - Shaving the cooch
  • Tend Skin - Prevents razor burn after shaving the cooch
  • Neutrogena Body Clear Scrub - Exfoliates and gets rid of random bumps
  • Aveeno Therapeutic Shave Gel - For a soft, super close shave on your legs
  • Lollia Perfumed Shower Gel - All of their scents smell amazing and they leave behind a muted scent. Plus, it’s very thick so a little bit goes a long way. Seriously, a quarter sized dollop is enough to get foamy suds over your entire body!
  • Lollia Hand Creme - Will give you the smoothest, softest hands ever. Especially important for touching wieners. 
  • Intimore Intimate Wash - My favorite wash for cleaning the vag. ALL of their varieties are safe for sensitive skin and they have great uses. The Therapeutic wash is great if you’ve been fucked raw. Very soothing!
  • Lush Sugar Scrub - Great for exfoliating, it leaves your skin very bright and radiant and it is supposed to reduce the appearance of cellulite!
  • Nip + Fab Glycolic Fix Extreme Pads - I use these to get rid of weird bumps or razor burn on my legs after shaving. Will literally clear up those weird clear bumps that aren’t quite whiteheads or pimples. 
  • Kiehl’s Soy Milk & Honey Whipped Body Butter - Will leave your entire body smoother than a baby’s butt and the scent is very light. Super hydrating. I use this every night after a hot bath. I also use this to moisturize my cooch. YES, YOU CAN AND SHOULD MOISTURIZE YOUR COOCH. It’s okay! Try it!
  • Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs - It’s like foundation for your legs! It comes in either a squeeze bottle or mist. I use the squeeze bottle more because the mist WILL STAIN your bathroom tile or toilet, if you prop your leg on it to spray. 
  • St. Tropez Express Bronzing Mousse with Mitt - I used this for the first time last night because my spray tan was wearing off. It gives a really natural tan and you only have to leave it on 1-3 hours, depending on how dark you want to go, before rinsing! I left mine on for a little less than two hours and I have a nice, NATURAL looking tan glow! 


I’m a light ashy blonde with frizzy, unmanageable hair. Here are my top picks for products. 

  • Batiste Dry Shampoo - Absolute BEST dry shampoo and it’s super affordable. Very fine powder. It comes in a bunch of varities, I like the sleek and shine the most. 
  • AG Hair Cosmetics Sterling Silver Shampoo - Great purple shampoo for blondes. 
  • Davines Alchemic Conditioner - They have different formulas for different hair colors. I use the purple conditioner for blondes and it’s a great purple mask that tones and deep conditions. 
  • Kerastase Shampoo & Conditioner - Comes in a ton of varities. I use the ones for damaged hair and frizzy hair. BEST shampoo and conditioners I have ever used. It doesn’t take much product and every product does what it says it will. 
  • Kerastase Fluidissime Blow Dry Spray - For frizzy or curly hair. It gives heat protection, shine and smoothness. I use this when I want my hair to be super straight or I want to style it after blow drying. 
  • Kerastase L’ncroyable Blow Dry - Most amazing blow dry lotion ever. Seriously. Now my most used product. 
  • Kerastase Ciment Thermique - Protecting blow dry lotion for damaged/colored hair. 
  • Davines Melu Serum - For disguising split ends. Also adds shine. 
  • Davines Minu Mask - Illuminating hair mask used to add back shine and dimension
  • Carol’s Daughter Monoi Mask - Great for softness and hydration. Smells amazing. Probably my favorite mask. 
  • Kerastase Masqueintense - Second favorite hair mask. It’s ultra smoothing and revitalizes your hair. 
  • Kerastase Elixir Ultime - Great hair oil! Lighter than Morrocanoil with the same benefits, though the smell isn’t as nice. 
  • Shu Uemura Straight Forward - Great blowdry spray oil. It really does cut down the amount of time it takes to blow out your hair. I use this with the Kerastase Incredible Blowdy. 

Skin Care

I have sensitive, combination skin. I used to get random hormonal acne. 

  • Glamglow ThirstyMud - Great for hydration and smells amazing. You can use it as rinse off or a sleeping mask.
  • Glamglow Flashmud - Brightening, revitalizing mask. I use this on my butt to help get rid of a few blemish scars. No, I am not joking. Yes, it is actually working. 
  • Glamglow Thirstycleanse - Amazing mud cleanser for whenever my skin is feeling a little dry or needs some nourishment. 
  • Glamglow Supercleanse - My favorite cleanser ever. It’s a mud-oil dual pump and it takes off every BIT of make up and keeps your skin super clear! Plus, it’s not drying!
  • Peter Thomas Roth BHA 2% Acne Wash - For if I feel a breakout coming on. One bottle will likely last you over a year. 
  • Peter Thomas Roth Blemish Buffing Beads - Great for body acne.
  • Glamglow Fizzy Lip - Great exfoliating lip scrub, plus you get twice as much product as most other lip scrubs. 
  • Glamglow Wet Lip - Intense softening lip treatment. You should definitely be using both of these to get seductive, soft, kissable lips! 
  • Sunday Riley Luna Sleeping Oil - I use this at night before bed. It’s anti-aging, moisturizing, clarifying, fights wrinkles and reduces pore size. 
  • Sunday Riley Good Genes Serum - I use this in the morning and it makes my skin look superb. Best skin product I’ve ever had. It brightens, exfoliates, gives radiance and evens out hyperpigmentation. 
  • Clarins HydraQuench Intensive Serum Bi-Phase - I use this serum as my moisturizer and it keeps my skin super nourished! It doesn’t clog up your pores and hydrates your dry areas. Definitely the best moisturizer I’ve ever used.

dissatisfied-doodles  asked:

Just saw your selfie and the silver hair is awesome! I've been wondering about doing that myself, but have been worried about the upkeep. Thoughts?

The hardest part is just getting your hair the white-blonde it needs to be to look right. I forget what brand of silver dye mine is, I get it done at a salon ‘cause my hair is so fragile and sickly from never sleeping I don’t wanna fuck with bleach on my own, but when they put it in it’s a lot darker and more purple. It washes out to a nice silver in a couple weeks, though, if you start the colour you want it’s gone almost immediately.

I wash it with a purple tone shampoo and conditioner (you can find them if you look up “blond hair shampoo”) and that helps the colour stay silvery longer, I also mixed the rest of the unused tube of dye in with the conditioner at my hairdresser’s recommendation, and that helps. I got this dye put in around Sept 23rd and it’s still a colour I like nearly two months later.

okay, as y'all may have noticed, i might kind of sort of a little bit love neal cassidy with all of my heart and soul. so idk here’s a list of some fanworks i really love by the lovely people in neal fandom. obviously, this is just stuff i’ve seen and liked and not at all comprehensive, so if there’s something you love that isn’t on here, please please please let me know, I’m planning to try to keep this updated! 


Gen (any ship is background/not the main focus)



  • street corner verse by nothingeverlost​ (homeless teen AU, collection of fics)
  • lost by fyre (AU, WIP. not entirely sure where to put this one, but it has mentions of past swanfire and past bae/graham, as well as potential future gremma.)



(Most ship-centric fic I read is swanfire. If anyone has any recs for a neal fic in another pairing, let me know!)

Video Recs


Neal Meta

Let’s Talk… Purple Shampoo!

First of all what is purple shampoo ? Before getting into the bleach world I didn’t even know such thing existed, I only used shampoos to wash my hair and that’s it. The first time I bleached my hair my hair was a orange/brassy ugly color and I had to wait a whole month to bleach it again so I was stuck with that yellow head. Since the moment I’m very stubborn I did my researches and I found out this weird thing called purple shampoo.

Purple shampoo is a shampoo that fights yellow tones in your hair thanks to its dark pruple color, you should leave it on for 5-10 minutes, if you leave it on your hair for more than that it will give you a lilac/grey color to your hair which is cool for someone crazy like me but if you just want it to tone down the yellow just follow what the packaging says.

My first purple shampoo ever was the FUDGE CLEAN BLONDE Violet Toning shampoo, I was looking for a good one and on the internet everyone said it was the best one ever and they were absolutelyr right. I used this shampoo when my hair was orange and it turned my hair a cute hashy blonde color, just beautiful (notice: i kept it on my head for 20 minutes or more). Another good thing about this shampoo is the smell, gosh it smells amazing!

I am very curious so just one purple shampoo was obviously not enough for me so I also got the L’Oreal SILVER and the Bleach London SILVER SHAMPOO, both of them are good, the L’Oreal one gives you a perfect silver shade, no matter how long you keep it on, while the Bleach London shampoo leaves you a blue-ish color if you leave it on more than what it’s written in the directions.

The CONS of purple shampoos are that it will dry your hair so much but you just have to use a good hair mask or a good conditioner after using it and you’ll be fine!


L’Oreal Silver: 9 €

Fudge Violet Toning Shampoo: 30£ (1L bottle)

Bleach London SILVER SHAMPOO: 5£

If you want to know more or have any questions feel free to leave them in my ask.

Smut Sunday? I don’t know if that’s a thing but maybe it should be… Sometimes I go so long without thinking anyone in real life is sexy that I need to write out these dorks going at it. Anyways, this is a high-school AU, I think. Pairing: Percy Jackson & Jason Grace, sexual. Words: 1,508.

“Cut me off like that again,” Jason growled after the game, his hand grabbing Percy’s jersey in a fist, “And I’ll rip off your damn head, Jackson.”

Percy pushed him back, not feeling very intimidated despite the size different between them, but Jason held on, challenging him with his eyes. “Save the theatrics, Grace. We all know you won’t fight me.”

Leo’s eyes bulged in excitement, hoping there might be some blood. Coach Chiron, who walked behind the team, caught up to them. “Easy, boys,” he said sternly. “Keep the aggressiveness for the next game, and maybe we won’t lose.”

He crossed his arms across his chest, waiting for Jason to let go of Percy. The rest of the team looked between them to see what will happen – they’d had tension since the start of the season. Jason kept his eyes squarely on Percy, who stared him right back. There was a moment when it looked like Jason might land a punch on him, but his fist finally opened and Percy stepped back.

“Alright, into the showers!” Chiron called to everyone, and grabbed Percy and Jason by the shoulders. “Not you two,” he said as everyone left. “You’re gonna take the equipment to the storage shed.”

They obeyed him in silence, sweating in the beating sun and exhausted from the game. By the time they’re dragged the net of balls and pylons into the wooden shack, Chiron was gone and the rest of the team was stepping out from the showers, on their way home.

The weight of losing the game and being humiliated in front of the team didn’t help the mood as they undressed. Frank, the only Chinese kid on the team, patted Percy on the shoulder. “It’s okay, man.”

“Thanks,” Percy managed, even though he was feeling angry. Jason had no right to attack him like that, especially not for cutting him off from what would have otherwise been a bad throw.

Frank hesitated, looking around at the now empty lockers room. “Do you want me to stay?”

Percy shook his head. He could handle being in a room with Grace without killing him – maybe. Frank nodded and shouldered his bag, helmet in hand. “Cya.”

Percy took off his undershirt, his back to Jason’s locker. He didn’t want to make eye contact with him at all, he was so mad. He sat down on the bench to take off his shoes, then the pants came off. His boxer briefs dropped to the floor then, and he grabbed a clean towel as he headed into the showers room.

He turned on the water and waited for it to get warm enough. As he closed his eyes to enjoy the cascading water, he heard Jason turn on the water on the other side of the room. He tried to ignore him as the water rushed in his ears, washing the shame he’d felt along with the sweat.

“You shouldn’t have cut me off,” he heard from across the room. At first he tried to ignore it by taking a deep breath, but he couldn’t keep his anger in. He turned around and opened his eyes, saw Jason’s backside.

“You shouldn’t have grabbed me,” he called back. “Boyfriends don’t do that.”

Jason shook his head, still not turning around. “Don’t call it that.”

“What do you want me to call it, then?” Percy demanded, the warm water now hitting his back. “Bros that fuck?”

Jason didn’t answer, and he knew he had him. Jason wasn’t totally cool with the idea of being gay yet – kept telling Percy maybe this was a phase. But Percy knew that when he was on his knees it wasn’t a phase. It was who he was, and Percy didn’t like hiding it from everyone.

“Shut up,” Jason muttered.

“That’s what I thought,” Percy said, feeling disgusted with himself. He turned around and started lathering. The fresh smell of Irish Spring filled his nose, and he realized that for maybe the first time he hadn’t gotten hard when he looked at Jason’s backside. That was something.

The water across the room shut off, surprising Percy because they’d only been there a few minutes. He kept lathering, his eyes on the wall in front of him.

The showerhead next to him suddenly burst to life, and he turned in surprise. There was Jason, blonde hair full of shampoo bubbles, luxuriating in the water inches from him. He stood with his hands covering his privates, shocked. “What the hell, man?”

“Just showering,” Jason answered coolly. Fighting with him never felt good.

“Unbelievable,” Percy muttered to himself, and continued lathering with his eyes on the wall.

“I’m sorry,” Jason said after a moment of just rushing water between them. “For grabbing you like that.”

Percy didn’t answer.

“Aren’t you going to apologize, too?”

Percy swore the steam in the room was coming from inside his brain. “No.”

Jason sighed, and Percy washed off the rest of the soapy foam from his body.

“What do you want me to say?” Jason asked.

That you love me, Percy thought, but instead he said, “Just shut up.”

Jason looked at him then, seeing just how upset he was. Percy’s ego had been wounded. He suddenly had an idea. “Look at me,” he said.

Percy stared at the tiles on the wall.

“Look at me,” Jason insisted.

“What do you want?”

“I want you to look at me.”

Percy finally turned. “What?”

Jason took him in. Six feet of tanned muscle, dark black hair on his head and chest, a trail leading down to a hung cock. The water fell from him like a waterfall. Then he stepped out of the stream from the showerhead and kissed him forcefully, holding his face between his hands.

Percy didn’t respond. Jason looked at him, saw his eyes were closed. He kissed him again, and this time Percy’s lips answered a little. He kept kissing him until Percy finally returned a full, passionate kiss. Jason pulled back, leaving Percy leaning into him. “I’m sorry,” he said quietly, still holding Percy. “Really.”

Percy’s brows were still set in a frown, and Jason didn’t like knowing it was aimed at him. His hand left Percy’s face, and while maintaining eye contact, he found his cock below. Percy’s face changed instantly to that of surprise. “Seriously?”

“Yeah,” Jason said, forcing a bit of a smile. He was still upset himself, but he liked Percy too much. He crouched down onto the wet floor, until he was eyelevel with Percy’s junk, his hand still holding.

“Jason,” Percy said quietly from above. “You don’t have to.”

“I want to,” Jason said, even though he wasn’t sure he did. Before he could over think it he opened his mouth and took Percy into his mouth, eliciting a gasp.

With water all around him Percy didn’t have his usual salty flavor, which Jason found much more tolerable. He worked his tongue around the flesh, and felt it grow heavier in his mouth. In a few more seconds Percy was hard, and Jason’s jaw was hurting. He let the base out but kept the tip in, and started bobbing.

“Fuckkkkk,” he heard Percy mutter, and kept his eyes closed. He reached for himself, and started tugging, figuring he might as well enjoy his apology.

Jason took Percy’s dick out of his mouth and slapped it against his cheek a few times before licking the tip like a dripping cone of ice cream. He knew Percy was watching him intently, and before long he had it in his mouth again. Percy, for his part, figured out the rhythm and began humping his face, his stomach hitting Jason’s nose as he thrust in and out of his wet mouth.

It felt like hours before Percy put a hand down and grabbed the base of his thick cock, and tugged it quickly while the tip was still in Jason’s mouth. He knew the symptoms; heavy breathing, weak knees – and before long Percy was shooting jets of hot cum into his mouth. Jason held still as Percy finished himself off, holding the cum in his mouth. When Percy finally slowed down, panting, Jason pulled back and spit towards the drain. He turned back and looked up to see Percy, breathless, above him. Kissing the reddish tip of his cock once, Jason stood, aware that although he hadn’t finished himself, he was happy he’d relieved Percy. They stood eye to eye.

“Good thing I told Frank to leave,” Percy panted awkwardly, and Jason grinned.

“Are we good?”

Percy looked at him for a long time. “Yeah,” he said at last. Then he looked down at Jason. “Well, in a moment we’ll be.”

Coconut Shampoo-Cake

Coconut Shampoo-Cake

“Calum you smell good.” Luke mumbled, running his hands through his friends raven hair. He smells like coconuts and pineapple and it’s deliciously capturing and Luke could smell it all day and never get bored.

“’S probably my shampoo.” The older boy mumbled, closing his eyes and stretching against Luke. The two were cuddled in Calum’s bed, the rest of the house was asleep seeing that it was 3am.

“What shampoo do you use?” Calum was very drowsy, barely being able to keep his eyes open, while Luke was wide awake, aware of every sound and smell around them.

Before Calum replied his eyes grew wide with something almost like realization. “Are we-what time is it?” He said. To Luke his voice seemed almost panicked.

“3:47, why?” Luke was confused now, Calum was acting strange, jumpy even.

“No reason, just wondering.” Calum had brushed off Luke’s attempt of understanding, which frustrated the blonde profusely.

“Anyway…. What shampoo do you use?” Luke was determined to get an answer from his suddenly not so sleepy friend. The smell was almost intoxicating in his state of hyper awareness, everything seemed to be buzzing, vibrating almost.

“Here come with me.” Calum grabbed Luke and pulled him away from the intensely soft bed, which Luke craved more now he wasn’t in it. Luke was also frustrated, Calum was in his own far away world and it needed to stop. Luke needed straight answers to his nonsense 3am questions.

Luke hadn’t noticed that Calum had led them into the bathroom until the light was flipped on. The brightness burned Luke’s oversensitive eyes and he wanted to crawl away and hide. “Why are we in here?”

Calum didn’t answer, he just locked the door and turned on the shower, which didn’t make any sense to a foggy headed Luke.

“It’s the middle of the night and you want to know what fucking shampoo I use, so why not just show you?” Calum said, not really to Luke in particular, just to the air surrounding them.

The two boys started to undress, going quickly due to the cold air in the bathroom. Of course they had seen each other naked before but this time it was different, for Luke at least. They stepped under the hot water and Luke sighed, his tingling skin absorbing each drop of heat that landed. He felt as if he was on fire as he leaned against the cold tile wall, Calum’s warm chest pressing into his back.

Luke heard the snap of a plastic lid, then one of Calum’s hands tangled into the mess of Luke’s hair. The sickly sweet smell of fresh soap filled the enclosed area, Luke drew in a deep breath, exhaling the fumes slowly.

“Can I wash your hair?” Calum said, his voice just barely above a whisper. It seemed strange for Calum to be speaking like this, sure he was quiet but around Luke he was very outgoing.

“Yes.” The single worded answer released a flurry of sensations onto Luke. The feeling of the hot water on his shoulders, Calum’s hands working through his hair, the smell of sweat and shampoo. It was sensory overload, but Luke couldn’t get enough, he let out a small moan, not enough to notice f you weren’t paying attention, but Calum was.

As the soap left bubbly streaks in the water Luke paid attention to nothing but Calum and his hands. He wanted those hands all over his body, feeling every dip and curve.

“Cal…. Cal, touch me please.” Luke whined quietly, reaching behind him to grasp Calum’s hips and pull him closer. The older boy’s hands left their position tangled in Luke’s hair to roaming his body, the pads of his fingers slipping over the slick, flushed skin.

Luke gasped as Calum’s hand moved over the curve of his ass and giving it a quick squeeze.

“Do that again.” Luke slurred, his face pressed into the wet wall in front of him. Calum let out a breath, one with hints of a strained sound desperate to come out. Luke was rewarded with another squeeze, then Calum’s strong hand pulled, spreading Luke apart and exposing him. Luke didn’t care though, it just felt so good.

“What do you want me to do Luke?” Calum whispered, moving Luke’s ass around which his hands a few more times.

“Inside, please, I want you inside me.” Luke gasped, blinking water away from his eyes. The blonde heard Calum chuckle, swiping his fingers around the tight ring of muscle that made up Luke’s entrance.

“You sure?” Luke could hear the smirk in Calum’s voice. The blonde ached for any contact that Calum was giving him, he just wanted Calum pushing into him roughly, pressing him harder into the shower wall.

“Yes.” The single word reply was all that Luke could manage at the moment. His voice was failing as he desperately rutted backwards for any friction against his ass. Calum pressed a kiss to the back of Luke’s neck, making the blonde shiver.

Calum pushed back for a second, grabbing onto Luke’s shoulder for balance. “Hold on. Seriously.” Calum said, his throbbing cock against Luke’s tight hole. Luke braced himself against the shower wall and bit his arm hard as Calum pushed in. The water acted as some sort of lube, but it wasn’t the best and Luke’s ass was still being stretched painfully.

“You good Hemmings?” Calum said, sliding out gently, then pushing back in. Luke shook his head, flicking water out of his tired eyes.

“Yeah, keep going please.” The painful stretch was less of a burn now, the pleasure starting to seep through. Calum rocked his hips forward, burying himself further into Luke. The blonde had to restrain a loud moan when Calum fell into a hard pace. He really wasn’t kidding when he said hold on, Luke was having trouble staying upright under the brunette’s thrusts.

After a while Luke was falling apart rapidly, he had to dampen moans that would probably wake the whole house at their full potential. Calum relentlessly worked his ass, hitting his prostate with each shift of his hips. “Are you enjoying yourself, Luke?” The older boy asked, moving his hands over Luke’s waist.

All Luke could do to respond was whimper when Calum hit a certain bundle of nerves. Luke has to bite his lip to stop himself from screaming. He was so close, just riding the edge of release.

“C-Calum… Touch me, I-I need it.” Luke was a stuttering mess, barely able to mumble out a few simple words.

“Whatever you want, babe.” Calum said, wrapping his hand around Luke’s leaking dick. It was almost too much for the blonde because Calum could barely get a few strokes in before Luke was cumming, his thighs shaking sporadically.

Luke’s walls clenching around Calum were enough to shove him over the edge, the brunette cumming with a groan of Luke’s name. They both stood there in the aftershock, trying to regroup themselves.

“That was… Amazing.” Luke finally said after a few minutes, standing up and turning around to face Calum. “I agree completely.” He said with a smile and a kiss onto Luke’s temple.

The pair of boys got out of the shower, dried off, and climbed into bed. Calum’s long arms were looped around Luke’s waist as they both drowsily went over the previous events in their heads.

“Goodnight Luke.”

“Goodnight Calum.”

Investing In Your Escort Self | Tips for New Escorts

As a newly minted escort, I thought it would be good to share the investments I’ve made in myself, and plan to make. Most of these I would consider absolute necessities for high end escorts. Even though I haven’t reached that level yet, it is my goal. If you WANT to be high end, you must PLAN for it and never stop WORKING for it. Not even from the first day.

Some of this is my own advice, but most of these are things that I have learned from other escorts on Tumblr compiled together to be an easily accessible guide. Every bit of it is advice that I am following myself.

Invest In Your Appearance

This is one of the biggest aspects of escorting. Appearance is important. To get higher rates than your competition, you must stand out. Here are some things that I recommend investing in right away. 

  • Clothing - You must invest in your clothing. MUST. 
  • Hair Products - GOOD shampoo & conditioner, masks, styling products. Buy color enhancing products if you color your hair (I.E. Purple Shampoo for blondes)
  • High End Cosmetics - Neutrals are always good.
  • Make Up Lessons if you need a little help
  • Hair Color Services
  • Spray Tans
  • Manicures & Pedicures
  • Lingerie
  • Condoms
  • Lubricant
  • Massage Bars/Oils
  • A nice bag to take with you on calls
  • Your incall location/hotel room
  • Beverages for you and your clients

anonymous asked:

Lavender and blond

lavender: shampoo brand

i dont use any fancy or specific brand, just a random local product that can strenghten my hair because my strands of hair tends to fall off a lot! ;;

blond: fuzzy or silky?

silky! when it comes to fabric, it is veeeery smooth and is aesthetically pleasing to my skin ;u;

send me pastel asks!

Imagine Loki coming home from a mission with the Avengers and finding you curled up on the couch and wrapped in a blanket and crying, your face streaked with tears. He concenedly sits down next to you and takes you in his arms and asks you what’s wrong. You tell him that one of your friends, who you thought was like a sister to you, betrayed you. She told lies about you behind your back, and when your mother had died and you needed her support she ignored any attempts at communication and flat at refused to acknowledge the situation entirely. When she came over earlier that day to brag about her new boyfriend (Loki had asked you to keep your relationship with him private from the general population so that you’d be better protected from his and the rest of the Avengers enemies) and to rub in your face that you are still single.
This is the final straw for you. Her constant superiority and bragging have made you reach your limit. When you calmly tell her your grievances against her she gets mad and tells you that you are being stupid and immature and jealous over her new boyfriend. With barely restrained fury you quietly asked her to leave.
At the end of your telling Loki this he is angry and upset for you. He had met this friend before and hadn’t liked her, but he hadn’t said anything to you since he respects you and your choices. He tenderly holds you and reminds you that not only does he love you but you are also his best friend. A few weeks later he takes you to meet the Avengers and their significant others. You hit it off with everyone there, building the beginning of new friendships. Loki smiles seeing you smiling (and he also had his revenge on your ex friend by cursing her shampoo to make her blonde hair turn neon green).

How to go from dark brown to ice blonde

THIS IS  GUIDE FOR VIRGIN HAIR! If your hair has been dyed the process will be different

1: Bleach. You’ll probably need to bleach at least twice. I recommend Schwartzkophf bleach, their strongest one, L1++. It might seem expensive, but it’s darn effective! Some like to wait a few weeks between their bleaches, for me a few days is enough.

2: Toner! Getting rid of the yellow tones is key, so get yourself some toner. Directions ‘ silver’ is pretty good, or you can mix your own with various purple/blue Directions shades and conditioner.

3: Silver shampoo. You’ll need it. In my opinion Lee Stafford’s Bleach Blondes silver shampoo is far superior to any other brand.

Go nuts! Blondes have more fun <3

DIY violet hair toner for silver hair

1/3rd Lee Stafford Bleach Blonde silver shampoo (or other silver shampoo, this one is my favorite and very saturated)
2/3rds conditioner (just get the cheap drugstore kind)

Leave on for a few hours if possible, at least 1

AND you look great while you’re doing it!