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HEY HETALIA FANS!! RUSSIA IS RELATED TO ITALY, ROMANO AND SEBORGA!!

It all started out with The Principality of Moscow!! Later named Muscovy by Tsar Peter the Great around 1700! and people say Sealand doesn’t have a chance… Well we didn’t doubt Muscovy!! Also Moscow is the “heir” to the (Eastern Roman Empire) Byzantine Empire’s capital Constantinople! (Later named Istanbul when it was taken over by the Ottoman Empire aka modern day Turkey) The Byzantine Empire was the east half of the Roman Empire… so for all of you Hetalians out there… you could say that Russia is related to Italy, Romano and Seborga and (I think this is right) Rome would be his Grandpa too!! meaning that Byzantine Empire would be his father and I think the Italy brothers would be his cousins? I say this because as Rome started to fall they divided into east and west so lets say that our beloved grandpa Rome is the west and we know Byzantine is the east! Muscovy (Russia) wanted the lands to its south and east so they married Grand Prince Ivan the 3rd to the last niece of the Byzantine Empire thus is why I said that Moscow (Muscovy/Russia’s capital) is the “heir” to Constantinople! Sadly at this point in history the Byzantine Empire’s capital Constantinople was already captured and long gone turned into Istanbul… meaning that (If we want to think about this from a Hetalia standpoint) Russia grew up on his own… alone and Byzantine Empire was dead and probably either didn’t tell Russia/Muscovy who he was related to or if he did Russia was just never introduced/allowed to be introduced to the Italy brothers or (even sadder…) Italy and Romano were never introduced to Russia and were not told that they were related to him… or (The worst situation) Rome did not want the Italy brothers to know that they were related to Russia because he didn’t want to be associated with the defeat of Constantinople which was, besides Rome the Christian capital of the world at this time, but after its defeat by the Ottoman Empire the city was quickly converted to the Ottoman’s primary religion which was(possibly still is? I don’t know about the present religion of Istanbul) Sunni Islam. To Rome this would be a major disgrace to be associated with. I DO NOT mean that to be disrespectful to anyone but the fact is that the Ottoman Empire and the Roman Empire did NOT get along and certainly did not share the same religious views.


I was just reading through my college history book and I thought that I would take a crack at making a headcanon that is backed up by history!!! But if you have evidence that this IS wrong please inform me and I shall change this!!

This is the most in-depth headcanon I have ever created!! If you like it and would like more just ask and I’ll see what I can do!! Also I felt bad for leaving all of you for so long.. so I hope you enjoy!!

Something before I got to bed

I wrote a sorta prologue thing for my Story of Evil AU and yes I’m gonna make it into a full fledged thing. It’s gonna be short tho. I’m not gonna cover every single detail in Story of Evil that’ll take 10 hours jfc

Anyway enjoy what the fuck this is I tried to make it seem a little sense :’))

Antonio loved the forest

Antonio loved the green grass on the ground, he loved the rich wood that held the green leaves in place. He loved the quietness and peacefulness of the woods.

But he was bored.

He was oh so bored, nothing ever happened here. Of course, he had fun with his friend Gilbert; who was another forest spirit, and Roderich: the Guardian of the forest. But it wasn’t enough for the adventurous spirit. He longed to leave his home and see the outside world. He longed to interact with creatures other than woodland creatures, a human, perhaps. Alas, that was to never be. He was meant to stay in this forest and become it’s new guardian if something were to ever happen to Roderich. Such a fate was of no interest to Antonio.

That’s why he ventured when he could, though he usually walked around the forest, taking trails he’s taken many times before. He often took the form of a turtle. Roderich always scolded that he should take the form of a bird or some kind of woodland creature as to travel easier and look inconspicuous to the humans. Antonio never listened, besides, he loved turtles! So what was the harm of taking the form of something he loved dearly?

He soon found out. Antonio had always been sort of a klutz and a ditz, so it was natural he would have a few mishaps. He hadn’t realized how dangerous the path he took was. He tripped. He tumbled down a grassy hill; twigs and rocks cutting his skin. He winced at every contact and almost passed out from how dizzy he was. Finally, he stopped.

He could see nothing but the beautiful blue sky. The sun beat down on him. He was so thirsty, was this how it would end? How pathetic for an immortal spirit to be killed by a mere hill.

Footsteps. He heard footsteps. A shadow covered the sun’s murderous rays from beating down on him. The last thing Antonio saw before he last consciousness were two olive green eyes with concern written all over them.

anonymous asked:

How would the Axis, Prussia, and Romano react to finding out their wife is biologically incapable of having children?

They’d all be pretty upset for a while but then they would get over it. The next talk that would come up with be adoption. They would be fine with adopting because not only does it get a kid into a loving home, but then that way they can do their part to help improve a kid’s life. They would still love that kid as if it were their own and wouldn’t bring up the fact that they as a couple could never have biological children. 

Some Of The Best Hetalia Lines In The History Of Ever™

“I’M IN NORTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN’T TIE MY SHOELACES”

“Please close your legs.”
“I WANT THE CAMERA TO GET MY BEST SIDE.”

“Am I Catholic or Protestant?…God, I don’t know…”

“Oh thanks a million, next time why don’t you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULA”

“Wow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag.”

“CHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK IT”

“Winter can suck my jingle bells!”

“YOU CAN’T GOOGLE THINGS IN 1942 YOU ASSHAT”

“I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.”

“EAT LEAD, YOU POTATO SUCKING BITCH!”

“My milkshakes bring all the boys–” “TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKES”

“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD”

Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)

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