blocked door

anonymous asked:

Saitama the Hero Association has a new mission for you. You must go to outer space! The astronauts aboard the space station are trapped as an asteroid blocked the door. You must destroy the asteroid, clearing the way out. Don't worry about transportation. The Hero Association has their own rocket ship.

“Pardon me for being so suspicious but are you sure that the hero association specifically asked for me? I mean I’m not even that high ranking… Maybe they meant for Genos instead?” Saitama inquired in rather a concerned tone, while he didn’t really have much of a problem with the task at hand he was convinced that the task wasn’t meant for him.

Strengths and weaknesses
  • Yuuri: Victor, what are your strengths?
  • Victor: I fall in love easily.
  • Yuuri: Okay..What are your weaknesses?
  • Victor: You, everything about you from the way you skate to those beautiful eyes of yours that seem to be always pulling me in
  • Yuuri: ////
  • Victor: ;)
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(Falsettos + false news headlines) 1/?

How Kpop Groups Would Wake You Up In the Morning
  • EXO: Play classical music in the background and thrust in your face as Chanyeol does chogiwa adlibs
  • Block B: Kick your door open and scream until you wake up
  • GOT7: Jackson screams "dab of the morning to ya" as the 7 members come in with a naenae whip and dab medley
  • BTS: Min Yoongi rubs his freshly shaved legs against your skin and whispers bultaoreune in your ear then the rest of the group comes in doing the running man challange accompanied with Jhope's screaming
  • SHINee: start dancing ring ding dong on your bed
  • Big Bang: GD does an r&b rendition of fantastic baby while Taeyang strips on your floor
  • Monsta X: body rolls to your room until u can hear Jooheon's screaming
  • NCT: *Mark plays the 10h ver of that's a long ass ride*
  • Seventeen: Mingyu sneezes on his hand and rubs it on your face
  • Super Junior: Ryeowook starts ranting about how much he hates Siwon until u get up
  • B.A.P: Zelo grinds on your floor as Daehyun screams high notes all over your room until yongguk comes to collect his children
  • VIXX: Neck chops you to death
  • Ikon: Junhoe screams at you to get your rasty ass from bed as the rest jump on your bed and break it
Everything of Value

A Sterek Robin Hood AU; Part 1/?; T, 4kish

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“Your highness,” Harris says as he rises. “Your highness, don’t you dare-”

It’s too late to stop him though. Derek is already standing.

“Just for a bit,” he says, batting away Harris’ hands when they reach for him. “I’ll stay within earshot.”

“How many times do I have to tell you,” Harris says, standing in the carriage as well and making a weak attempt at blocking the door. “It is not appropriate for a prince to go riding around the countryside on a horse by himself!”

“But I can ride on royal hunts?” Derek challenges, not bothering to look up from where he’s shucking his fine coat. Underneath he is wearing well-made but plain riding clothes. They are the only set of reasonable clothes he’d managed to sneak in his luggage this entire month-long trip.

“Royal hunts are different,” Harris moans, flicking his hand at Derek’s shirt in disgust. It may be a bit worn after a solid month of hard use. But it’s not Derek’s fault that Harris had threatened to throw them out enough times that Derek only let him clean it when Derek had the time to watch. “There are guards and you’re dressed properly and… guards! You need guards!”

“We have guards,” Derek points out, taking a moment to wrap a strip of cloth that he keeps for just this reason around his sword hilt. He is smart enough to know that riding through the forest with a jeweled hilt is asking for trouble. “Though they will just slow me down. They can stay here with you.”

“Your Highness,” Harris says. “Please, you know there have been reports of thieves in this area!”

“We’re only half a day’s ride from my uncle’s,” Derek scoffs. “And Peter hasn’t officially reported any thief problem to my mother so I’m sure that’s just a rumor.”

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Watch Me Babygirl [pt.4]

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Summary: Jungkook is your brother’s annoying best friend. You can’t stand him but he just can’t resist teasing you. How far will he actually go?

Warnings: slight language


Jungkook was one of the only things on your mind for days. He’d kissed you… and then run off. At the end of the game he’d simply smirked at you, sending a wink your way before slinging an arm around Jimin and laughing as Jimin gloated about their victory.

You sighed, pushing your books into your locker. It was Friday and all you wanted to do was call Taehyung and have him bring snacks over to your house for a movie night.

You pushed your locker closed and jumped back at the figure that had been standing behind the door, blocked from your view.

“What the hell! Jungkook you can’t do shit like that,” you said, placing a hand over your heart as you looked at him.

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So miss him. Send him some love and light every time you think about him, then drop it. You’re just afraid to let go of the last bits of him because then you’ll be really alone, and you’re scared to death of what will happen if you’re really alone. But here’s what you gotta understand. If you clear out all that space in your mind that you’re using right now to obsess about this guy, you’ll have a vacuum there, an open spot – a doorway. And guess what the universe will do with the doorway? It will rush in – God will rush in – and fill you with more love than you ever dreamed. So stop using that boy to block that door. Let it go.
—  Eat, Pray, Love (Elizabeth Gilbert)

what happened with yugyeom made me really angry cause even with exo there were photos of them in the bathroom (not in the stall thankfully) and now the members literally stand outside the bathroom door to block anyone from entering and invading the privacy of the other members. even at mama there was a photo of jungkook in the bathroom circulating. and not to mention the story of those fans who shaved their heads just so that they can get to enter into the male’s bathroom when idols are in there. it’s disgusting. stop doing that, just stop. what do you get out of that? idols are humans, they have feelings and they have boundaries just like you and i, them being an idol does not dismiss the fact that they should be treated with respect like every other human being you encounter in your life. 

poetry waiting.

two years ago,
when these pens
stopped working
i tore apart some
pallets and wrote
a window out
of the wood.

there was always
poetry waiting
to be found.

last year, i pulled
a knife from my back
and started carving
my writer’s block
into a doorway.
now it’s easier
to get through.

there was always
poetry waiting
to be found.

today, i took my time
reading graffiti
on the walls we’ve
all been building
where our doorways
should have went.

and there is still
poetry waiting
to be found.

10 Days of Christmas: Day 4

part 2: Clarke and lexas first Christmas with their newborn baby.

Previously: Day 3

Deep and dark was the night, interrupted by the glow of the lights of the rest of the block. From the front door, the yard was illuminated by golden shadows, highlighted with green and red blinking extras, a true monstrosity in one of the occupant’s opinion. Quiet was the night, as the snow came down in freckled chunks and sprinkles, adding to the inches already accumulated.

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Our Teachers Come in Many Forms

‘In India, I was living in a little hut, about six feet by seven feet. It had a canvas flap instead of a door. I was sitting on my bed meditating, and a cat wandered in an plopped down on my lap. I took the cat and tossed it out of the door. Ten seconds later it was back on my lap. We got into a short dance, the cat and I. I would toss it out, and it would come back. I tossed it out because I was trying to meditate, to get enlightened. But the cat kept returning. I was getting more and more irritated, more and more annoyed with the persistence of the cat. Finally, after about a half-hour of this coming in and tossing out, I had to surrender. There was nothing else to do. There was no way to block off the door. I sat there, the cat came back in, and it got on my lap. But I did not do anything. I just let go. Thirty seconds later the cat got up and walked out. So you see, our teachers come in many forms.’

- Jospeh Goldstein, Transforming the Mind, Healing the World.

When trans students are told that they cannot use public facilities, it doesn’t only block them from the toilet — it also blocks them from public life. It tells them with every sneer, every blocked door, that we do not want to see them, that they should go hide and that ultimately they do not belong.

When schools become hostile environments, students cannot turn to them. Instead they are pushed out. And without an education, it makes it that much more difficult to find a job, support themselves and survive.

Let’s Make a Deal

Previously on “Tano and Kenobi”…

Ahsoka Tano and Senior Initiate Obi-Wan Kenobi sat down to have tea with Grand Master Yoda. Obi-Wan fears he’s running out of time to be chosen as a Padawan Learner and Ahsoka is starting to realize that maybe, just maybe, she’s not having a Force vision after all…

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“Discuss your sudden appearance, the Council will. Rest now, I think. Troubled you are and quiet you need.”

Yoda left Ahsoka at the door of an empty apartment with a southern view of Coruscant, promising her that food would be brought to her room and that no one else would bother her that evening.

She had to admit she was thankful for the peace and quiet.

Once the door closed, blocking out the achingly familiar sights and sounds of the old Temple, Ahsoka walked over to a small meditation cushion that faced the window. She sat down with an exhausted sigh, slipping her feet out of her boots and pulling them up onto the round cushion. She gazed out the window, picking familiar landmarks and taking note of buildings that were missing or places where there shouldn’t be any buildings and yet there were.

Ahsoka shook her head. “This doesn’t make any sense! It’s not possible to time travel! This must be a vision! It has to be!”

But what if it’s not?

Ahsoka’s mind whirled with the possibility that she wasn’t experiencing a vision, that this was all real somehow. What did that mean? Could she get back to her future? What happened if she changed the past? Had she already changed the past?

And if she had already changed the past, what would the future look like if she managed to return to it?

“Okay, there’s no reason to panic,” Ahsoka said to the open air. “Master always said the Force works in mysterious ways and this…”

She looked around the quiet apartment and exhaled a long breath. “This is pretty mysterious.”

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  • Mal: Hey, can you pass me the salt?
  • The Darkling [pouring excessive salt on his plate]: we're out of salt
  • *
  • Mal: Can you give me your phone I need to make a quick call.
  • The Darkling [scrolling through phone]: My battery just died
  • *
  • The Darkling [in an elevator]
  • Mal: HOLD THE DOOR!
  • The Darkling: [doesnt hold the door]
  • *
  • Mal: what's the time?
  • The Darkling [wearing a watch]: no idea
  • *
  • Mal: um.. Can I go to the bathroom?
  • The Darkling [blocking the door]: hmm.... I don't know... Can you????