10 Quick Ways To Tell a Sugar from Salt/Fake Daddy
A real SD’s first message to you will be 500+ characters and/or written in a letter format. A fake / salt daddy will not take the time to write you a real response showing that he’s read your profile. A real SD will because he knows how many fake SB’s there are in the bowl. A real SB will show you he is serious by taking the time to initiate a real conversation prior to meeting up.
A salt daddy will string you along… he’ll pull out every excuse, every insult, and every card in the book to avoid paying you. He may imply or flat out call you a gold digger, guilt you for taking his money, etc. Don’t fall for it, and don’t waste your time.
If his income is less than $200k, he a salt daddy, okay? Like most SB’s you are looking for a daddy who can provide an allowance of some sort. You won’t find one with a man who brings in less than $200k before taxes. ESPECIALLY not one with a man who has a net worth less than $750k.
Salt Daddies ask for nudes right off the bat. Real SD’s pride themselves on being generous, gentlemanly benefactors. Real SD’s will not look to disrespect you in such a way if they truly value your time, company, and what you may add to their lives.
Salt Daddies tend to try lowball you into agreeing to something ridiculous like $150 per meet. Real SD’s have the financial means to support you in whatever way they claim to be able to. In my world, less than $400 per meet is laughable.
Salt Daddies may try to emotionally manipulate you, claiming they like you so much, you’re their dream woman, etc. etc. to take advantage of you and your valuable time. Don’t fall for it, just send them a thank you message for a nice date and move on.
Real SD’s know how to plan a dinner, at the most basic. Real SD’s love spoiling their sugar babies and will usually spare no expense when it comes to dinner, brunch, or other meals. Choice and price range of a restaurant is HUGELY indicative of what kind of daddy a man is/will be.
Real SD’s will compensate you by the second date. I’m not going to lie to you, you will not always be compensated for the first date. I’ve met plenty of REAL SD’s who do not compensate for a meet and greet– and understandably so. But if you’ve gone on a second date, and they have not compensated you by then, MOVE ON. Real SD’s are usually happy to or will bring a little gift to show they are legit.
Salt Daddies will send requests to view private photos without even sending so much as a message to introduce themselves. I always ignore, ignore, ignore photo viewing requests if I have not had any adequate conversation with a POT.
Salt Daddies will ask for or mention explicit sexual favors right off the bat, within the first couple of messages. A real SD will mention ‘intimacy’ and wanting to eventually take the relationship to the next step, but they won’t devalue you so much as to speak to you in such a vulgar way. Be suspicious and block men who are
I took a much needed week to myself and blocked out sugaring/stripping and I did yoga, got a massage, WAY TOO MUCH NETFLIX, and went on a few vanilla dates.
Maybe it’s me… but my patience is super short. I’m trying the spoiled GF thing, but whewwww cash money is much better. I’ve decided since I’m 22 about to be 23 and I look 17/18… I can put off settling down for a few years.
Most of the men I meet make 100K~ish per year, which is great and they can take me out to amazing dinners and travel and experiences.
I’ve found that SA, literally does SUCK. Every guy wants to spend all night with you for 200-300 per meet. 🙄 I could make that in an hour of stripping.
But, I met a Web Developer who’s 43 and lonely. We spent a weekend together and he bought me expensive food and took me to a few festivals. I’m trying the spoiled GF route, so I told him my ex’s paid for my nails and hair. (They didn’t, lmao)
At first he said, he doesn’t do things like that. So I crossed my arms and wouldn’t talk to him. And I hinted we wouldn’t see each other again. After about 20 mins and me preparing to leave… he hugs me and says he’s not used to that but he can do it for me, if it’ll make me happy.
LIKE YOU ARE 43… give me more than what guys my own age can give me. I am only here for a short while for any guy. Spoil me and be gone.
Note to everyone: don’t be desperate. There are people who feed off that and will use you. I know, I’m one of them.
Rey shifted the squirming cat in her arms, lifting it up to rest over her shoulder, where it seemed more content to perch up high. She opened the door to the Bey’s Beans coffee shop and looked around at the handful of early bird customers who, like her, had risen before the sun to start their day.
Rey rose early every morning to jog around the city in the comforting solitude of the pre-dawn. It was the first thing she did, before breakfast, a shower, anything. She threw her covers aside, shrugged into her hoodie and sweatpants, stepped into a pair of old sneakers, and was out.
“Be right with you!” came a voice from the back, just beyond a gaudy yellow and orange polka dot curtain. Rey noted the British accent, and the slightly harried tone.
She let the door close behind her. The cat mewled in her ear, straining toward the floor. “I, uh, think I found your cat?” she called.
Tfw your leg is already bouncing from all the sugar you’ve consumed in way too little time, but your writer’s-slump-sick brain just goes “CAAFFEEEEINNNEEE!!!!” and you’re really afraid to go to the kitchen again because you probably won’t make it out of there anymore.
She spent her youth in hotel rooms, flying on private jets, a glass of sparkling champagne forever stuck in her jewellery-ridden hands. She spent the night crying, soft white pillows left damp and grey after her mascara mixed with droplets of regret.
*One day Yui coming to Ayato. She made Takoyaki and wanted Ayato to eat together with her.*
Ayato: Huh? Who is it? *Ayato opened his room’s door* What is it, Chichinashi? It’s you, huh? Why are you here? Huh, are you coming here to ask me to suck your blood? *laugh* By the way, you have different smell than you usually have. *sniff sniff* Hm? This smell is… Takoyaki??? You… why are you smell like Takoyaki? Huh? You made some because you want to eat it, then you bring them to me too? Damn… What are you doing in such a time! I don’t need it! Don’t ‘eh’ me! It’s not your business if I eat takoyaki or not! Damn! Go away! *Ayato shut the door*
*Yui then going to Reiji. Reiji seemed to doing a weight-lifting(?)*
Reiji: *groan* Oh my… it’s you. What’s wrong? Eh? Ayato refused to eat Takoyaki? *smirk* I see. Ayato too then? No, I don’t know anything. Yes, it’s the truth. *shock* It becomes a little bit hard. But I don’t want to give up here. Right, That’s true. What is it? Eh? My movement is funny? Ho… How could you speak like that to me? You said I am funny. Just how funny exactly I am? I move like a robot? Me? My head is stiff, and my leg movement is very cautious? How dare you say as if I am a wild goose? You even said me look like a robot. You seem like longing to be punished by me. *laugh* But, I don’t have any time to take care about you. I am busy. Excuse me. Really. So annoying. I need to strengthen my dorsal muscle!
*Yui then go to Kanato*
Kanato: Hm? Eh? What are you doing? Eh? Takoyaki? Heh… No wonder I smell something unpleasant. I’m amazed you can easily eat something with strong smell like that. It’s unbelievable! Well, I don’t really care. For a lowly insects like you that thing might be a delicious food. What is it? You are so noisy. This manor is my home! This is a place where I can do everything I want! I don’t have any obligation to ask for your permission! If I drink this, for sure… But, I don’t like this drink. Right, Teddy you don’t like it too, right? But I know. The me right now need to drink this. Teddy will you across this wall with me? *drinking* Finally I could finished it all. But I still have some more. *Kanato’s stomach grumbling* My stomach already grumbling… Heh? What is it? There’s a huge supply of milk in the refrigerator? Right. They are all mine. Do you have problem with that? You are so noisy! Don’t disturb me now! *drink more milk* No… I won’t give up. If I give up now, my pride… *drink*
*Someone came in.*
Raito: Ah, Bitch-chan, I’m wondering what kind of smell is this. So it was you. Are you bringing Takoyaki? Ufu. Are you giving that to Ayato-kun? I want you to make Ayato-kun chubby. He was making fun of me once. It’s better if he died in consuming much cholesterol. Ufu. Eh? What do I mean? It’s not something important. On top of that, Kanato-kun, you’re drinking that much milk. Are you okay?
Kanato: Don’t disturb me!
Raito: Ufu. Well, I don’t care about it though. Ups, Bitch-chan, can you move your foot a little? Wow, what a good view. Nice happening(?). Stay like that. So today you’re wearing the pink one? Ah… she runs away. I want to see more though… Ufu. Ah. It’s here. My secret weapon. Eh? What is this? You understand what is it, right? This is vinegar. You asked what I will do with it. You know, I will *Raito open the botol and drink it, then he coughing hard.* this sour taste, I am really not good with it. But, if I give up drinking it more, Raito-kun’s forte will get bad. *drink more* *cough* what? Why do I drink vinegar ? Well, that’s… do you want to know, Bitch-chan? Are you taking interest in me? Ufu. I will tell you, but, if you want to do some sport with me until our bodies soft over there, okay? Ufu. You don’t have to runaway. Just because we’ll do sport until our bodies soft, why are you draw back from me? Bitch-chan, what did you imagine? Bitch-chan? You’re going already? That’s unfortunate. If you want to eat Takoyaki, I think you better go to dining room~
*Yui went and met Shu*
Shu: Don’t disturb me. Now I’m getting irritated. Sleepy… Huh? Why I feel irritated? This house is more noisy than usual. And now, because you’re disturbing me too. Hm? Today seems like everyone is strange? That’s for sure. Huh? The reason? It’s too troublesome to tell you. Well, whatever. I am so sleepy, don’t disturb me. If you disturb me more than this, you have to give me your blood. *Yui avoided Shu and go* Finally you go away. *closed the door*
*Then Yui met Subaru*
Subaru: Hm? What is it with you? Geez. You really have so many annoying habits! Moreover, what is that? Huh? Just by seeing it, I know that that is Takoyaki! Are you making fun of me?! What I want to ask you is whether you’ll eat that or not! Or Ayato gonna eat that? It’s not like I care who will eat those things! Tck. Whatever. You sit there. Just sit there! No, sit farther from me! Bring your chair farther away. Right. Stick to the wall is good. Yosh. You can eat your takoyaki there. Huh?! There’s no special reason. Just don’t bother about me. *Subaru staring at Yui intently* Huh? Why I stare at you? Shut up. It’s not your concern, right? Well, I just want to increase my eyesight by staring at you. Well, Reiji told me that if I keep staring something from distant my eyesight will get better. Why I want to increase my eyesight? You still need to ask? Because there will be a physical measurement! If I was judge that I have bad physical condition, I will not have to clean Father’s room! Moreover Mukami brother will join this measurement too. I don’t want to lose! Huh? Finally you know why everyone acting strange? That’s for sure. Because cleaning Father’s room is so troublesome. So everyone doesn’t want to do it. Moreover, I don’t know what will come out. You might think that his room is just a normal room. But Father is a vampire who had lived more than 2.000 years. And he also likes to collect some weird things! His room is like an enormous armored room! One time, Kanato enter our Father’s room to look for a book he wanted to read, he said he saw a gigantic slug inside. I’m starting to shiver. I really don’t want to go inside! Gigantic Slug is… so disgusting! So I want to get my physical measurement this week is not to be the worst one. So, for now I will increase my eyesight.
*Meanwhile in Mukami house*
Ruki: *smirk* This time being I’m sure they are in a haste. *drink* By the way, this Russian tea is so delicious.
Azusa: *drink* It contains so much sweet jam. So delicious. I like it too. I Love it.
Kou: They must be so haste? So laughable. Well, those lazy noble young masters deserve it. *eat a cookie*
Yuuma: Oi, Kou! That cookie is the last one, right? Don’t eat that!
Kou: *Talk while eating*
Yuuma: A! You! I told that I want that too! Why don’t you give half to me?
Kou: Why I have to? You were always eating so much sugar blocks , right? Why don’t you give me this one? Are you okay to eat that much sugar? On the coming up physical measurement you might be told overweight.
Yuuma: Don’t lump me with those certain lazy asses! Every day I always drip sweat and work hard on the field! Moreover beside sugar, I always eat vegetables every day. Don’t be mistaken me with those luxury noble guys!
Kou: Well, you have a point. Because of my job as an idol, I too always move my body with dancing and doing a live performance. Ah… but, Azusa-kun, are you okay? Are you exercising your body properly?
Azusa: I’m okay. Even I’m not look like it, I’m quite strong. Look. *Azusa bent a fork*
Yuuma: Whoa-! You bent a fork with only your fingers! You’re unexpectedly strong, huh! Is that kind of supernatural power?
Azusa: Hm… It’s not a supernatural power. Mine is just a pure power. Every day, in order for me to could speak with the Justins (can’t hear the name clearly. Justin is name of his scars XDDD), naturally I become stronger. It all thanks to all the Justins.
Ruki: I don’t want to imagine it, but, for causing yourself a scar, you definitely need power, right?
Kou: If you hurt yourself that bad, you’ll lose your arm!
Azusa: It’s fine. I’ll be troubled if I lose them all. I will not hurt myself until I broke my own bone. *chuckle* I’m very good at stopping at the very dangerous limit to hurt myself.
Ruki: Hh… It makes my dorsal muscle rigid just to imagine the pain.
Yuuma: By the way, is your condition okay, Ruki?
Ruki: Me? Who you ask that to?
Yuuma: I never saw you doing exercise before.
Ruki: Eventhough I don’t move my body, I always use my brain to think. So I am totally fine.
Kou: I heard that using your brain used so much energy. Then, Ruki-kun always burnt his energy finely.
Ruki: I might not use energy as much as Yuuma. But so far I will not ranked the lowest. So don’t worry. But, that person had made so much trouble.
Azusa: The true purpose… is not to clean his room, right?
Yuuma: It’s because they’re too lazy, he wants them to work out. What a drag guys.
Kou: Is that so? He might want them to plainly clean his room.
Ruki: If he wants to clean his room, he can order the familiars, right? On top of that, those guys are ignorance if it comes to cleaning. The real reason is…
Azusa: As expected, his real sons are important to him? Even though he had us too.
Ruki: And the reason behind all that happen so far is for them all too.
Yuuma: Tck, so boring.
Kou: Right? So irritating. After all that happens, what they have gotten though?
Ruki: Stop, Kou. That person is a benefactor for us. You understand it, right?
Kou: I know, though.
Ruki: Living in world is not fair. Now, let’s just enjoy our tea for a little while more. With just four of us.
Ayato: Yosh! Finally it’s the day of physical measurement! Every day I endure myself from eating Takoyaki. Now my body feels so light, and I must be on the proportional weight.
Kanato: I… won’t drink sugar-contented milk anymore. No, I think I had drink sugar worth for the time I live. With this, I should gain height. If not… it’s cruel. It’s so cruel… *crying*
Raito: I’m agreeing with that. Ufu. Because of that healthy vinegar, I think my body is soft enough. Right, Bitch-chan?
Subaru: Why are you asking her? Well, It’s such a long time for me not to locked myself inside the coffin, and because I was always seeing something from a far recently, I feel light my sight is getting better.
Shu: Hah… so troublesome. Who cares about all that, right? Even if I do as I normally do, I will not rank the last.
Reiji: *laugh* If you think so, you could normally eat something oily. Good for nothing. That means you’ll be the lowest rank.
Shu: That won’t do.
Kanato: Hm? What is it? Seems like you have something to say.
Raito: What’s wrong, Bitch-chan?
Ayato: Huh? Today we are not going to measure our physical health, but our physical strenght? Didn’t we already say that before?
Subaru: Huh? Beside Reiji the rest of us had do something that has nothing to do with physical strength measurement? Huh… *shock in realize*
Kanato: Why didn’t you tell us before?!?!?!
Ayato: Seriously? Oi, Chichinashi, don’t joke around! It has nothing to do with it?!?! Even I endure myself not to eat takoyaki for so long too?
Raito: Eh… Vinegar also had nothing to do with it??
Ayato: Oi, you Chichinashi! Are you joking?!
Ruki: Hh… whenever I see you all, it hurt my eyes.
Ayato: Huh?!?! What? It’s you Ruki? I thought you were so scared and run away.
Ruki: I don’t have to do that, right?
Kou: Hey, don’t bully M-nekochan!
Azusa: Hmm. Right. I heard you all. Eve is not in fault. Right?
Yuuma: Hm, you’re right. Mesu-Buta, not different from us, is a hardworker. *laugh*
Subaru: HUH?!?! Don’t tell me, you are that kind of girl?
Kanato: Heh… you’re not? You said you are not like that, I can’t believe that!
Raito: Ufu. It seems I will have to give you an intense punishment later~
Kou: Hey, I-Told-You… It’s not M-nekochan’s fault. Can you please listen to what people said?
Ruki: Kou. Leave them. Whatever the result of the measurement later, there will be one group among us who will have to do the cleaning. Livestock, don’t worry. (Ruki called Yui with Kachiku/livestock)
Reiji: My, my. Everyone, the measurement will start soon. Let’s move to the sport hall.
Shu: So troublesome. In the sport hall the noise will resound back, it’s so noisy.
*The measurement had ended*
Kanato: *laugh bitterly*It’s already night…
Ayato: Impossible. What the hell is going on?
Raito: I don’t know. It’s only something happen in manga. They were just too perfect.
Reiji: Even though it looks impossible, it’s still the truth.
Kanato: I don’t want to accept it. Ah… No way… to clean that man’s room… I will never forget it… a giant slug… No… I don’t want to enter that room ever again!
Kou: Ahahaha…. This is really a miracle! It’s amazing thing, right? Amazing~ Amazing~
Yuuma: You’re right. Even if there are six of you, the total score of your measurement is the same six number, only 666 points! *laugh* Well, we got more than 900 points. In physical strength we are unbeatable.
Subaru: No way. I’m not good with slug. Moreover it’s the giant one. It’s really not happening! But more than that to run away from that damn old man is more impossible. I want to be inside my coffin…
Azusa: Subaru-san, you look really desperate. It’s a bit pitiful. Are you okay? Do you want me to lend you my knife? If you hurt yourself a bit, I think it will cool down your feelings.
Kou: Oh my, Azusa-kun, that’s so scary, please don’t
Azusa: Ah, sorry.
Ruki: Hm? Livestock, what’s wrong?
Kou: Hm? Everyone doesn’t need to be so desperate; you are willing to clean the room?? M-Nekochan you’re really… a doM, huh?
Yuuma: Mesu-Buta!! Do you know how the real condition of Karl Heinz room is?
Azusa: I heard something before. There’s an insect there, and it’s a big one! It’s far bigger than us… Do you know it?
Raito: Bitch-chan, you’re… not just a mere Bitch-chan, right? You’re a good girl, right?
Ayato: Hey, for just a mere chichinashi, you’re being so cheeky!
Kanato: Right… For no reason I’m so pissed off because you’re covering for us. If I got a help from someone like you, even if I scared, I will clean it by myself!! Don’t make light of me!!!
Shu: So tired. Whatever with cleaning.
Reiji: It can’t be helped. We can make no more excuses. We have to do it.
Subaru: Darn… Then… then… I have no other choice except to destroy it! Whatever exists inside that room, insects or something, I will crush them all!!!
Raito: Wah… Subaru-kun you’re so reliable. Rather than cleaning the room, that is a better solution.
Ayato: Right! That’s a good idea! Let’s just shock our father! Hahaha…
Kou: Seems like it will be so fun. Really. I never get bored to Sakamaki Brothers because they always think such a stupid idea.
Ruki: Kou, are you going to join them?
Kou: Heh… of course not! Karl Heinz-sama might get angry at me.
Azusa: Hm… it’s okay if we do nothing, right? I kind of want to see the slug. I want to keep it.
Yuuma: Oi, oi, Azusa you want to see that slug?
Kanato: *laugh* Right, that’s true. Let’s unified our power and kill all the insects. Right! Stab, chop, then burn them all! And then let’s hang them! *laugh*
Ayato: You’re right! I’m in the mood to crush down some building!
Ruki: They’re no longer desperate about it.
Reiji: *sigh* Well, finally even how desperate we are, we are still going to do whatever our father says.
 Drinking vinegar is said to be good for your health. Even in Japan, there’s a vinegar health drink which already contain more sweetener.