Emoji Review: cat

because it’s midnight and that’s the mood i’m in

this cat has nice shading but weird posture. I like the colors but he just feels off. 7/10 seems suspicious

this is the cutest cat i’ve ever seen in my life, points for minimalism and adorable face 10/10 i love him

why…does microsoft always do this. lines too thick, where tf is the other leg, i have questions 3/10 i’m afraid

what…is this. is it a dog. i’m…horrified at samsung’s idea of a cat. i’m going to have nightmares 0/10 why isn’t he orange

once again not orange, once again i don’t like it. he makes me uncomfortable and where are his eyes? squinting, i think he has small, soulless pits, and i don’t think i’m okay with that 2/10 at least it looks like a cat

??????? is this ancient egypt, because that’s the vibes i’m getting from this monstrosity. ???? 1/10 the orange is back

a good cat. i like this one, although his face is sort of chipmunky. friendly and sweet. i’d pet this cat. 9/10 you can’t beat google

he’s gray, and his face looks swollen. i like the blue ears, but other than that i’m just not digging it. 5/10 i think he’s staring at my soul

what the hell. what is this. is it a rat, cat, or hotdog? possibly all three? -4/10 shapeless blob

i like this one! he’s sort of mousy in the face, but the colors are nice and it looks like a cat 6/10 a for effort

this cat is staring straight into my soul and his sumg little smile tells me he know exactly what i’ve done. i’m not sure what i’ve done, but he knows. 4/10 because i’d feel guilty going any lower

i was expecting the worst with emojiidex, and this cat isn’t that bad! he looks like a cat, has functional shading, and has realistic lines. only complaint is that he’s a black cat, and i’m still not sure where the orange went. 8/10 he’s crossing my path i feel like that’s bad luck


“FACES” by Ben Chadourne f. Polar + Blobys

Hobbes (Feb 2014 - Nov 9th 2015)
The last weeks have been really rough. After Kepler died some weeks ago (he probably had a heart attack) we have lost our sweetest big baby Hobbes today. He was so calm and cuddly the last days. Slept on my belly a lot and was just the most loving creature on this planet. The last days he started to fall out of his hammocks now and then and we thought he stared getting and old rat. Yesterday I recognized he did not hold his food properly. He tried to eat like a dog, without his hands and was somehow disorientated. I gave him baby food. I had my baby boy on my belly this morning before work, gave him another portion of baby food. We planned to go to the vet after work. When my boyfriend came home at noon, Hobbes already fell asleep forever. 
We will miss our “Kisses Blobi” so much. He loved to groom his humans and gave us lot’s of rattie kisses..He was such a special one and he’ll leave a big hole in our hearts.
Get over to the other side safely! We will miss you!