• Magnus: there was one time when Alex transfomed himself into a snake and he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transfomed back into himself and he was like, "MBLERG, IT'S ME" and he stabbed me
  • Alex: *smiles fondly at the memory*

“Family of Empty Cups” is perfect though cuz like

You got the Team Parents, Blitzstone

the Innocent Smol Child, Magnus

the Rebellious Teen, Alex

the Exasperated Older Sister, Sam

and That One Guy Boyfriend Fiance Dude That Somehow Got Immediately Accepted Into The Family, Amir

  • Calypso: I told leo he was annoying and threw pots and pans at him.
  • Piper: When i get mad at jason i charmspeak and tell him to smack himself.
  • Annabeth: One time i judo flipped percy.
  • Alex: I decapitated Magnus and i would probably do it again.
  • Calypso: ....
  • piper: ....
  • Annabeth: ....
  • Alex: I win.