the gang in group projects

- Sam actually tries to get things done

- Magnus sometimes forgets to show up to help

- Alex does show up, and spends the entire time fuming about how nobody is helpful

- when Magnus actually is there, he and Alex spend the entire time flirting

- Blitz is the only one with nice slides

- Hearth did it all the night before

- his slides were memes

- most of them face the unholy wrath of Samirah Al-Abbas because she did almost everything

  • Person: So how did you and Magnus meet?
  • Alex: It was on a battlefield during a fight to the death.
  • Person: Um...
  • Alex: I decapitated him.
  • Person: ...
  • Alex: It was pretty hot.

Imagine Blitz and Hearth trying to come out to their group, and Blitz starts with, “So…Umm, Hearth and I, we’re ,uhh..”

He starts stuttering and Hearth takes over. But Hearth is also very nervous and forgets the sign for ‘dating’ so in he just makes a small heart with his hands and points to himself and Blitz.

“Yeah, that. ”

(Magnus then gets punched in the arm by Sam when he gives $20 to Alex)

Headcanon prompt: Sam and Amir get their first child, how does the group react?

(I don’t know a lot about Muslim traditions, so I’m not going to cover that, I’m sorry)

- Babies can communicate in sign language before they can speak, and Hearth gives lessons

- Floor Nineteen babysat one time, but after a very close incident with an axe and the Breakfast Buffet to the Death, the child is kept out of Valhalla

- Blitzstone gifts a chain-mail onesie

- Magnus is the godfather

- Alex attempts to give the child a miniature clay-cutter (it’s confiscated)

- Sam becoming 10X as scary because of her child

- Amir is a cool dad who has no idea how to parent

- “Amir no you can’t feed our child felafel they can’t digest food yet”

- Samir not forcing gender roles on their child (Alex-approved! 👍 )

- Hearth teaching the child curse words

- Blitz makes a duck mobile