Okay, but can you imagine the reputation that the paladins of Voltron will start getting around the intergalactic bars nunvillaries after a while? Give it a few months, and there will be some aliens gathered around a table going like:
“Have you heard about the new Voltron pilots? Holy quiznak, do not mess with them. Any of them. I mean, yeah, the one in black makes sense. There’s a reason some people call him Champion.”
And multiple eyes widen around the table and there’s a whisper of, “Champion? Champion is a Voltron pilot?”
And the first alien nods and goes, “But no, don’t mess with ANY of them. I mean, the red one and blue one bicker like Trallarian hellcats, but if you mess with either one the other will blindside you so fast you’ll get whiplash.”
Another alien nods and takes up the tale. “It’s true, definitely. But don’t insult the yellow one, either. I mean, don’t even call him fat, which is true. ESPECIALLY do not call him stupid. Red and blue will FIGHT over which one gets to beat you harder.”
“It’s true,” an alien with a deep voice asserts. “I heard it with several of my earholes.”
Various assenting voices around the table. Then a tiny voice pipes up in a near-whisper, “But the worst one is the one in green.”
Everyone turns to look at the new speaker, eyes and eye-parts wide.
Tiny alien nods solemnly. “If you mess with the green one, all of the rest will come after you.”
Nods, shudders, fervent agreements. “Even the one with the mustache, the one who usually tries to hold them back, will just stand there and watch them do it.” “My cousin Vini died.” “DO NOT TOUCH THE GREEN ONE.”
And they all drink their nunvill and try not to cry.
it is very strange to live with anxiety because it’s living on thin ice. even in the strongest of happy moments, you can’t experience the delight because you are rushing ahead in your mind, picturing the future where it all comes crashing down on you.
you can’t risk not being prepared. what if you get blindsided again. what if tomorrow isn’t the same. what if today is just setting up how bad tomorrow will be. what if. what if. what’s coming?
you don’t want to be hurt. but it means you never know how to be happy.
'SOPA 2014' is a hoax: We're all signing the wrong petition.
There is no SOPA 2014. There are, however, a number of SOPA-like measures in the works that take after SOPA, including the Notice and Staydown Policy, the TPP, and the Voluntary Agreements, which are the measures we should be fighting.
Phil can’t cover up his excitement when he’s invited to appear in a
real-estate news segment for the local news. The day gets even better
after meeting his “weatherman” hero, Rainer Shine. Phil made one little
mistake; he introduced him to Hayley. Over at the Pritchett house, Jay
decides to infuse a little grit into Manny’s video interview for his
college application. In the Tucker-Pritchett home, Lily is over their
new houseguest and decides to take matters into her own hands.