Can I have HCs about the gang having to blend in on a planet that only communicates through song
the most important things that come out of this are as follows:
keith and lance going at it by singing “Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better”
lance (making a competition out of who can snarf down the most alien food before they get yelled at by a more responsible team member) “
Awnythif yu canf do iw can dow bettfr!!
keith (instantly shoving an entire plate into his mouth) “
Noh yuf cantf
Shiro’s rendition of “Hello Darkness My Old Friend” when he gets inevitably separated from the group and has to fight for his life on his own while the rest of the gang is off singing like, High School Musical 2 with the locals on the beach or something
pidge literally just sits there and types everything she wants to say into that ditty.it app from the “cat no banana” video
hunk has the voice of an angel and spends the entire time singing lines from Disney songs. there are lot of tears shed. 75% of them by lance.
coran tries to pick up “the earth skill of beatboxing!” it goes about as well as one would expect (that is to say, very)
allura can’t sing. like at all. and the whole team knows it. so in attempt not to offend the locals they’ve all mutually agreed that they can’t let allura talk the entire time. chaos ensues. allura is pissed she keeps getting interrupted and by the end of it all she ends up making a grand horribly off-key sing-song speech about teamwork and hope and the team is just. “well everyone we tried it was nice knowing you looks like this is one alliance we’ll have to forgo forever.”
plot twist: the locals love allura’s voice and want her to stay and essentially rule over the entire planet.
there is a collective agreement to never even try to stop allura from doing whatever the hell she wants ever again
coran continues to utilize his beatboxing skills to “pass the time on the ship just like on those earth roadtrips you were telling me about!”
a collective groan passes through the ship followed immediately by a 80′s record scratch and an echo of coran saying the word “funky” until the screen fades to black
They say all press is good press. And everybody loves a well groomed man.
Headcanon that later that year, Eraserhead makes it onto the list of “Eligible Hero Bachelors.” (Un)fortunately, no one recognizes him in his natural habitat so the attention doesn’t interfere with his livelihood.
Lance,,,being insecure,,,,and the team helping,,,in subtle ways,,,in my,,,aesthetic,,,
anon,,,you get me,,,,
lance has no confidence in himself, thats a fact
but he hides it pretty well, all the jokes and bravado keep people off his tail
and the trick behind all that is that lance is observant.
like scarily so
so imagine when missions start to go wrong and lance does something behind everyones back that gets them back on track
or when they’re having team meetings, he wil mention something thats really off hand that no one really thinks about till later because omg it makes so much sense. and im talking wayyy later, to the point wehre its not relevant anymore
but its doesnt stop there
sometimes pidge will be sleeping in an odd place and lance will bring her a blanket so she doesnt get cold
he also saves the stuff on her laptop and turns it off or idles it for later
hunk will misplace something in the kitchen and lance sometimes walks in and ‘magically’ finds it for him
lance just knows where everything is
when coran is doing maintenance on the castle, lance likes to appear and give him a helping hand
shiro has a hard time sleeping and lance found a soothing body wash for shiro specifically that helps him calm down some, enough to sleep more than he does
(you cant tell me that lance doesnt know where all the cosmetic stuff is in the castle, the boy has a nose for it i swear)
keith is the training room gremlin and when kes been at it too much, lance will come in and basically screw up keiths groove enough to get him out of there
usually takes 3 or 4 challenges before keith has had enough and storms out
lance’s feelings arent hurt by it, he just wants keith to take care of himself ok?
allura can work herself to the bone too so when shes in the control room, lance likes to come by and start talking about earth
the similarities draw allura out of her head and start to open up to lance about altea
and by the end of the convo, allura is yawning and lance tells her to go to bed. works like a charm
and i like to think it takes a really long time for anyone to realize that lance has been keeping them together this whole time
like when conversations get to heated, he will make a joke at his expense and it diffuses the situation
or he will say just the right thing to kickstart a really great plan
all the while not taking any credit for it
like my dudes, lance cares so fucking much and no one notices, but hes completely okay with it since the team is all together and he can see his own family in them
he doesnt want to lose that
so he sticks to being the Middle Child™ and accepts being looked over as long as team voltron is together
• Kageyama and Hinata start saying American slang like ‘ice’, 'yeet’, 'yas’, ect. They started out doing it ironically and to piss of Tsuki, but now they can’t stop.
• With every other spike a 'YEET’ can be heard resonating out of the gym, followed by a quiet 'yass’ from Noya.
• A shitty serve from Hinata results in a ball in the back of Tsukki’s head, there’s death in his eyes as he turns around and whispers, 'you finna catch these hands’ and makes chase after Hinata, screeching YEET as he bolts out the door.
I've got a question: we all know that theres au's of Clarks ship landing somewhere not by the Kents, but whats your opinion on an au where it landed on Themyscira?
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I can’t get the image of a baby Clark training in ill-fitting armour with a group of warrior women out of my mind!! Just!
Lil tiny Clark all frustrated because he keeps getting his butt handed to him in sparring
I honestly don’t think it’s possible for Clark to love and respect women more than he already does in comic books, but oh boy, imagine what he’d be like if he was completely raised in isolation by them
also Clark eventually becoming a massive badass because despite still being one of the worst fighters on the island, he’s still now 1000 times better at combat than regular clark is + he has powers on top of it all
CLARK’S NEW SUIT COMBINING AMAZONIAN AND KRYPTONIAN STYLE!!
ARMOUR! THE RED CAPE! A FUCKIGN SWORD!! Does he even need the sword? No! But you bet your ass he’s still gonna slay with it! It’s as much his heritage now as Krypton’s is
Clark and Diana doing cutesy brother/sister/amazonian things together once he meets her in America. Movie nights, popping up to cheer each other on (and only occasionally help out) when they’re fighting their enemies, attending women’s rights marches in their cities together
Clark being an even worse fish-out-of-water than he already is in existing canon. I know, right.
I also get the feeling that Clark wouldn’t bother with a secret identity because he didn’t have the same experiences growing up in Smallville, but nonetheless he still shows up at The Daily Planet trying to get a job, and eventually Perry White gives up trying to explain to him what “conflict of interest” is because Clark is so confused about the idea of not being honest and unbiased when you report on events, so eventually he just gives him the job with the condition that he doesn’t write about himself, and that’s the end of it
The fact that despite Clark being a known superhero and alien warrior, whenever Lois and him go around grilling criminals as a part of their job as reporters, everyone’s still more scared of Lois.
CLARK SHOWING UP IN A CAPE/ARMOUR AND WITH A SWORD IN GOTHAM CITY, READY TO BATTLE MUGGERS BECAUSE HE’S HEARD IT’S A REALLY SHIT PLACE, AND BRUCE BEING ALL PERPLEXED LIKE “WHO IS THIS GORGEOUS MAN IN MY CITY? WHY IS HE SO EXTRA?” AND THEN THEY BANG
…I have no excuse other than being really excited about Pocket Camp. i am weak I hope you like it regardless!
Akira’s definitely going to be a fluffy black cat.
His outfit consists of his signature black glasses and his casual winter attire. stylish without trying
He’s the one that helps everyone get their life together while simultaneously renovating the town.
His house is a mix of retro, industrial, and shabby chic; it’s very welcoming and warm.
Everyone visits his house so often that they may as well live there.
If you snoop around a bit you’ll find his man-cave with so many plushies of Jack Frost and cool little trinkets from his friends (there’s a pool table too).
He runs around T&T Mart just so Timmy / Tommy will chase after him. he even giggles while doing it
As soon as the monocle was available in Label’s shop, he bought it.
He and his friends go to sing karaoke at the club every Saturday night.
K.K. almost retired because Akira showed him up once.
If he sees Blathers sleeping, Akira will put a blanket around him because it gets cold in the museum.
Ryuji would be a dog, no doubt.
More specifically, a golden Shiba with floppy ears. so cute
Band-aids are his accessories and cool t-shirts / tank tops are his wardrobe.
His catch-phrase is probably ‘bro’, ‘dude’ or ‘man’.
“if you were a god you’d be broseiden”
His house is the gym.
Actually, his house is pretty average-looking since he spends most of his time outside; therefore, he doesn’t worry about decorating.
He isn’t opposed to plastering a few posters on his walls, though.
He also has a weakness for vintage novelties, so expect his house to have a jukebox, record player, popcorn-maker, and even a pinball machine. there’s a disco ball too
A fishing rod is his item of choice and he accidentally tramples flowers on his jogs.
He always gets stuck in the pitfalls, and it’s always Akechi that finds him. akechi is obnoxiously smug about it too
Ann is going to be a blonde panther. although i considered a bunny with droopy ears
She’s the villager that gives Akira all the stylish clothes. bless her
The entire shopping plaza is her house because she spends most of her time there.
Her real house has a slightly bohemian style, and upbeat music is constantly playing from her speakers.
Gracie has definitely hired her for numerous high-fashion modelling jobs.
Ann added a patisserie to the public works project list and she’ll drop hints until Akira finally decides to have it built.
Occasionally, she’ll join Ryuji on his nightly jogs; when they get tired they’ll just sit along the beach’s cliff-side and chat while the night breeze cools them down.
Due to her popularity, a lot of people visit town to see her, and Akira eventually builds a hotel because of it; meanwhile, Makoto will try to regulate the number of visitors so Ann doesn’t feel overwhelmed. they are good friends
he has to be redd
Really though, Yusuke is definitely a fox.
His house has an art-deco style interior, of course.
He’s the villager that’s ALWAYS losing their stuff.
Additionally, he’s the villager that’s genuinely happy to receive a fish as a gift. a treasure
It rains every time he shows up to the fireworks festival, so Akira has Futaba create water-proof fireworks so Yusuke can enjoy them too.
Yusuke visits Celeste constantly because he loves using the telescope to stargaze and she always gives him interesting, random space trivia.
He calls Crazy Redd out for fraud every time he visits, and Redd hates him because he can tell which artifact is genuine at a glance.
Needless to say, Yusuke is the top contributor for the museum’s art exhibit.
When he walked out of Shampoodle with a fluffy pink afro everyone was so confused until he explained that he lost a bet.
He actually ended up really liking the hairstyle and he kept it until the color faded.
Makoto would probably be a doe.
She’s the one keeping the town running while Akira socializes and sells his soul for Bells. she’s literally isabelle
Her house is very contemporary and sleek.
Her entire house is spotless, especially the room where she keeps her collection of motorcycles. they are her babies
Speaking of which, Ryuji begs her to teach him how to ride a motorcycle until she gives in.
Then everyone wants to learn how to ride, so she ends up teaching all of them.
Makoto is the police commissioner of the region, and she will join Yusuke in reprimanding Crazy Redd. why does he keep visiting smh
If she ever catches Booker recklessly giving away lost-and-found items, he will not see the light of day ever again.
Futaba is totally going to be a frog.
She is always finding new and innovative ways to irritate Mr. Resetti; Akira has to pretend to chastise her about it, but he’ll high five her as soon as Mr. Resetti leaves. she’s doing god’s work
She typically wears her signature black glasses along with graphic tees; sometimes she’ll wear a cute bow on her head.
The inside of her house looks like it got ransacked by a tornado, so Akira sends a housekeeper there once a week.
She uses gyroids to decorate.
Futaba works as the town’s researcher, although she’ll occasionally accept cybersecurity jobs from the Resetti Surveillance Center.
She never goes outside during winter (unless there’s a bonfire).
Sometimes Ryuji will visit her to play video games and eat ramen all day.
Yusuke will knock on the door as soon as he gets a whiff of the ramen, and he looks so hopeful that Futaba can’t bring herself to kick him out. she won’t hesitate to murder him at video games tho
she is reese
Haru has to be a sheep, and she always wears dresses (except when she’s gardening).
Her house has a modern French style interior, and she definitely has a gramophone that plays K.K. Etude.
She’s the adorable villager that CAN NOT leave the town no matter what.
She waters and plants the flowers with Leif to make the town more lively.
Although, someone has been trampling them a lot lately… don’t let her catch you ryuji
Haru invites everyone to her cafe on weekends for coffee and sweets.
She donates the most to public works projects so that Akira doesn’t end up paying for all of it. the guardian angel of the town
She squeaks with joy every time someone gives her a perfect fruit.
Brewster actually works for her as a barista, and the two get along pretty well.
She and Ann love to visit Katrina because her fortunes for them are extremely accurate.
BONUS ROUND - Akechi:
he’s the fish that actually turns out to be a piece of trash
Akechi is going to be a raven, although a mouse would suit him just as well. so akira can toy with him
His house has a secret room that’s casino-themed, but the rest of it is pretty traditional.
Akechi will occasionally peek in Ryuji’s house and marvel at it because he also loves vintage novelties.
He’s the villager that's secretly excited to see Akira when he finally shows up after months / years of being MIA.
Akechi takes forever to drink a cup of coffee and it drives Brewster insane.
In addition to Ann, visitors come to town because of Akechi.
Being a detective, he frequently works with Makoto, and the two have intellectual discussions over a cup of coffee after a hard day of work. they’re actually pretty close
Even though he doesn’t like bugs, he’ll still help Futaba catch them for her research.
He’s the villager that’s always down to hang out, and he always collects the most badges from Phineas; he is secretly very proud of his collection.
you know when you finish all of the shrine quests and head back to rito village and kass sings you the song his mentor passed on to him where it is BLATANTLY SAID that zelda was in love with link and kass is like “so yeah do u like the song??” and the only option is “Yes."
like if you think about all of link’s other interactions with people how he has options like "Sure!” or some kind of sassy response but this one is just “Yes.” full stop. no exclamation
like just imagine link standing there completely reeling from this information like “….. the princess……. loved me…????? or maybe…… does she…. still….????” and he’s just so fkn stunned that all he can do is quietly say “Yes.” and I JUST