blessed headcanon

Steve: *sneezes*

*theres suddenly a creaking noise above Cap’s head*

Steve: what the?-

Clint: *whispers from inside the vents* God Bless America

anonymous asked:

Can I have HCs about the gang having to blend in on a planet that only communicates through song

the most important things that come out of this are as follows:

  • keith and lance going at it by singing “Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better”
    • lance (making a competition out of who can snarf down the most alien food before they get yelled at by a more responsible team member) “ ♫ Awnythif yu canf do iw can dow bettfr!! ♫ ”

    • keith (instantly shoving an entire plate into his mouth) “ ♫ Noh yuf cantf ♫ ”

  • Shiro’s rendition of “Hello Darkness My Old Friend” when he gets inevitably separated from the group and has to fight for his life on his own while the rest of the gang is off singing like, High School Musical 2 with the locals on the beach or something

  • pidge literally just sits there and types everything she wants to say into that ditty.it app from the “cat no banana” video 

  • hunk has the voice of an angel and spends the entire time singing lines from Disney songs. there are lot of tears shed. 75% of them by lance.

  • coran tries to pick up “the earth skill of beatboxing!” it goes about as well as one would expect (that is to say, very)

  • allura can’t sing. like at all. and the whole team knows it. so in attempt not to offend the locals they’ve all mutually agreed that they can’t let allura talk the entire time. chaos ensues. allura is pissed she keeps getting interrupted and by the end of it all she ends up making a grand horribly off-key sing-song speech about teamwork and hope and the team is just. “well everyone we tried it was nice knowing you looks like this is one alliance we’ll have to forgo forever.”

    • plot twist: the locals love allura’s voice and want her to stay and essentially rule over the entire planet.

    • there is a collective agreement to never even try to stop allura from doing whatever the hell she wants ever again

  • coran continues to utilize his beatboxing skills to “pass the time on the ship just like on those earth roadtrips you were telling me about!”

    • a collective groan passes through the ship followed immediately by a 80′s record scratch and an echo of coran saying the word “funky” until the screen fades to black

anonymous asked:

i just went into your voltron hc tag and read literally everything.... bless u and your shitposts

i can’t believe my headcanons have been ordained

  • “i’ve got a plan” “okay, but is it like a Keith Plan or an actual plan”
  • hunk’s two heroes are han solo and gordon ramsay
    • solo: boots, utility belt, unnecessary vest, snark, luxurious locks
    • ramsay: look at how he took control of that restaurant. he totally watches kitchen nightmares
  • shiro: *jokes about his casual existential angst™* someone: *is concerned* shiro: “no no wait i was trying to be funny”
  • “maybe the real voltron was the friends we made along the way”
  • coran’s rebellious teen phase lasted 35 earth years
  • “if i’m mean to keith will the red lion come eat me”
  • pidge does eventually figure out how to hook up the gaming system
    • there’s a tournament. things start civil but eventually feet are in people’s faces, elbows are flying, threats are being made
    • lance crushes everyone bc he’s from a big family and you can’t convince me that he didn’t learn Defensive Video Game Maneuvers early on in life to survive
  • allura, eyes snapping open in the middle of the night: “coran was born with a mustache”
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They say all press is good press. And everybody loves a well groomed man.

Headcanon that later that year, Eraserhead makes it onto the list of “Eligible Hero Bachelors.” (Un)fortunately, no one recognizes him in his natural habitat so the attention doesn’t interfere with his livelihood.

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….nevermind.

So, the thing is i came across this blessed post from @saisai-chan and i just felt so inspired???? so i did this quick thing, it was funnier in my head but yeah here you have it.

anonymous asked:

Lance,,,being insecure,,,,and the team helping,,,in subtle ways,,,in my,,,aesthetic,,,

anon,,,you get me,,,,

  • lance has no confidence in himself, thats a fact
  • but he hides it pretty well, all the jokes and bravado keep people off his tail
  • and the trick behind all that is that lance is observant.
    • like scarily so
  • so imagine when missions start to go wrong and lance does something behind everyones back that gets them back on track
  • or when they’re having team meetings, he wil mention something thats really off hand that no one really thinks about till later because omg it makes so much sense. and im talking wayyy later, to the point wehre its not relevant anymore
  • but its doesnt stop there
  • sometimes pidge will be sleeping in an odd place and lance will bring her a blanket so she doesnt get cold
    • he also saves the stuff on her laptop and turns it off or idles it for later
  • hunk will misplace something in the kitchen and lance sometimes walks in and ‘magically’ finds it for him
    • lance just knows where everything is
  • when coran is doing maintenance on the castle, lance likes to appear and give him a helping hand
  • shiro has a hard time sleeping and lance found a soothing body wash for shiro specifically that helps him calm down some, enough to sleep more than he does
    • (you cant tell me that lance doesnt know where all the cosmetic stuff is in the castle, the boy has a nose for it i swear)
  • keith is the training room gremlin and when kes been at it too much, lance will come in and basically screw up keiths groove enough to get him out of there
    • usually takes 3 or 4 challenges before keith has had enough and storms out
    • lance’s feelings arent hurt by it, he just wants keith to take care of himself ok?
  • allura can work herself to the bone too so when shes in the control room, lance likes to come by and start talking about earth
    • the similarities draw allura out of her head and start to open up to lance about altea
    • and by the end of the convo, allura is yawning and lance tells her to go to bed. works like a charm
  • and i like to think it takes a really long time for anyone to realize that lance has been keeping them together this whole time
  • like when conversations get to heated, he will make a joke at his expense and it diffuses the situation
  • or he will say just the right thing to kickstart a really great plan
    • all the while not taking any credit for it
  • like my dudes, lance cares so fucking much and no one notices, but hes completely okay with it since the team is all together and he can see his own family in them
  • he doesnt want to lose that
  • so he sticks to being the Middle Child™ and accepts being looked over as long as team voltron is together

The Overwatch Voice Actor Panel at Geekedfest was so awesome!!

Widowtracer in their VA’s - Chloe Hollings’ & Cara Theobold’s on-point outfits at the con holding cupcakes~ <3 <3

Many thanks to @queerpuff for sharing info about the Panels on both days and for bringing the VAs actual cupcakes! ^^

a description of voltron characters by my friend who just started watching voltron

Shiro = A Good Boy
Keith = wehhhh im gay wehhhh
Pidge = anime glasses flash
Hunk = is so smart he burns calories with his brain but eats them back
Lance = says ANYTHING at ANYTIME

So I read that Tom talked about always having to be Peter-Parker-ready and not being able to do a lot with his hair just in case Marvel wants him to film scenes…

If that’s not Peter Parker being ready 24/7 for Tony’s missions than I don’t know what it is.

Headcanon

• Kageyama and Hinata start saying American slang like ‘ice’, 'yeet’, 'yas’, ect. They started out doing it ironically and to piss of Tsuki, but now they can’t stop.

• With every other spike a 'YEET’ can be heard resonating out of the gym, followed by a quiet 'yass’ from Noya.

• A shitty serve from Hinata results in a ball in the back of Tsukki’s head, there’s death in his eyes as he turns around and whispers, 'you finna catch these hands’ and makes chase after Hinata, screeching YEET as he bolts out the door.

A smiley happy lil boy, who deserves all the love in this world.

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A weird Tom Holland was spotted today.

Can you imagine Arthur Weasley discovering How It’s Made?

  • *furious note taking during the episode describing fuses*
  • “Do men wear pantyhose? The production looks a little tricky, but it looks like something that would taken on quickly among wizards at the Ministry… Harry, why are you laughing?“
  • “Who knew so much work went into the making of bacon…”
  • “Poor Muggles! If only they knew about goblin-made mirrors. I suppose it’s fair trade considering there’s no bad luck should they break one.”
  • Why do potato crisps need to be stackable? Certainly not all Muggle food is so orderly.“
  • *further note taking during the drill bits episode*
  • “Merlin, Muggles have to do everything the hard way, don’t they?”
  • “Highlighters! Does Hermione know about these? That one even sparkles!”
  • “Do rubber ducks have the same purpose as wooden ones? Why is there such a fascination with fake fowl?”
  • “*excited noises about the making of marbles*”
  • “I’d quite like a decorative sombrero. Mix things up at the office, don’t you think?“

anonymous asked:

I've got a question: we all know that theres au's of Clarks ship landing somewhere not by the Kents, but whats your opinion on an au where it landed on Themyscira?

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I can’t get the image of a baby Clark training in ill-fitting armour with a group of warrior women out of my mind!! Just!

  • Lil tiny Clark all frustrated because he keeps getting his butt handed to him in sparring
  • I honestly don’t think it’s possible for Clark to love and respect women more than he already does in comic books, but oh boy, imagine what he’d be like if he was completely raised in isolation by them
  • also Clark eventually becoming a massive badass because despite still being one of the worst fighters on the island, he’s still now 1000 times better at combat than regular clark is + he has powers on top of it all
  • CLARK’S NEW SUIT COMBINING AMAZONIAN AND KRYPTONIAN STYLE!!
    • ARMOUR! THE RED CAPE! A FUCKIGN SWORD!! Does he even need the sword? No! But you bet your ass he’s still gonna slay with it! It’s as much his heritage now as Krypton’s is
  • Clark and Diana doing cutesy brother/sister/amazonian things together once he meets her in America. Movie nights, popping up to cheer each other on (and only occasionally help out) when they’re fighting their enemies, attending women’s rights marches in their cities together
  • Clark being an even worse fish-out-of-water than he already is in existing canon. I know, right.
  • I also get the feeling that Clark wouldn’t bother with a secret identity because he didn’t have the same experiences growing up in Smallville, but nonetheless he still shows up at The Daily Planet trying to get a job, and eventually Perry White gives up trying to explain to him what “conflict of interest” is because Clark is so confused about the idea of not being honest and unbiased when you report on events, so eventually he just gives him the job with the condition that he doesn’t write about himself, and that’s the end of it
  • The fact that despite Clark being a known superhero and alien warrior, whenever Lois and him go around grilling criminals as a part of their job as reporters, everyone’s still more scared of Lois.
  • CLARK SHOWING UP IN A CAPE/ARMOUR AND WITH A SWORD IN GOTHAM CITY, READY TO BATTLE MUGGERS BECAUSE HE’S HEARD IT’S A REALLY SHIT PLACE, AND BRUCE BEING ALL PERPLEXED LIKE “WHO IS THIS GORGEOUS MAN IN MY CITY? WHY IS HE SO EXTRA?” AND THEN THEY BANG
Persona Crossing

…I have no excuse other than being really excited about Pocket Camp. i am weak I hope you like it regardless!



Akira:

  • Akira’s definitely going to be a fluffy black cat.
  • His outfit consists of his signature black glasses and his casual winter attire. stylish without trying
  • He’s the one that helps everyone get their life together while simultaneously renovating the town.
  • His house is a mix of retro, industrial, and shabby chic; it’s very welcoming and warm.
  • Everyone visits his house so often that they may as well live there.
  • If you snoop around a bit you’ll find his man-cave with so many plushies of Jack Frost and cool little trinkets from his friends (there’s a pool table too).
  • He runs around T&T Mart just so Timmy / Tommy will chase after him. he even giggles while doing it
  • As soon as the monocle was available in Label’s shop, he bought it.
  • He and his friends go to sing karaoke at the club every Saturday night.
  • K.K. almost retired because Akira showed him up once.
  • If he sees Blathers sleeping, Akira will put a blanket around him because it gets cold in the museum. 


Ryuji:

  • Ryuji would be a dog, no doubt.
  • More specifically, a golden Shiba with floppy ears. so cute
  • Band-aids are his accessories and cool t-shirts / tank tops are his wardrobe.
  • His catch-phrase is probably ‘bro’, ‘dude’ or ‘man’.
  • “if you were a god you’d be broseiden”
  • His house is the gym.
  • Actually, his house is pretty average-looking since he spends most of his time outside; therefore, he doesn’t worry about decorating.
  • He isn’t opposed to plastering a few posters on his walls, though.
  • He also has a weakness for vintage novelties, so expect his house to have a jukebox, record player, popcorn-maker, and even a pinball machine. there’s a disco ball too
  • A fishing rod is his item of choice and he accidentally tramples flowers on his jogs.
  • He always gets stuck in the pitfalls, and it’s always Akechi that finds him. akechi is obnoxiously smug about it too


Ann:

  • Ann is going to be a blonde panther. although i considered a bunny with droopy ears
  • She’s the villager that gives Akira all the stylish clothes. bless her
  • The entire shopping plaza is her house because she spends most of her time there.
  • Her real house has a slightly bohemian style, and upbeat music is constantly playing from her speakers.
  • Gracie has definitely hired her for numerous high-fashion modelling jobs.
  • Ann added a patisserie to the public works project list and she’ll drop hints until Akira finally decides to have it built.
  • Occasionally, she’ll join Ryuji on his nightly jogs; when they get tired they’ll just sit along the beach’s cliff-side and chat while the night breeze cools them down.
  • Due to her popularity, a lot of people visit town to see her, and Akira eventually builds a hotel because of it; meanwhile, Makoto will try to regulate the number of visitors so Ann doesn’t feel overwhelmed. they are good friends


Yusuke:

  • he has to be redd
  • Really though, Yusuke is definitely a fox.
  • His house has an art-deco style interior, of course.
  • He’s the villager that’s ALWAYS losing their stuff.
  • Additionally, he’s the villager that’s genuinely happy to receive a fish as a gift. a treasure
  • It rains every time he shows up to the fireworks festival, so Akira has Futaba create water-proof fireworks so Yusuke can enjoy them too. 
  • Yusuke visits Celeste constantly because he loves using the telescope to stargaze and she always gives him interesting, random space trivia.
  • He calls Crazy Redd out for fraud every time he visits, and Redd hates him because he can tell which artifact is genuine at a glance.
  • Needless to say, Yusuke is the top contributor for the museum’s art exhibit.
  • When he walked out of Shampoodle with a fluffy pink afro everyone was so confused until he explained that he lost a bet.
  • He actually ended up really liking the hairstyle and he kept it until the color faded.


Makoto:

  • Makoto would probably be a doe.
  • She’s the one keeping the town running while Akira socializes and sells his soul for Bells. she’s literally isabelle
  • Her house is very contemporary and sleek.
  • Her entire house is spotless, especially the room where she keeps her collection of motorcycles. they are her babies
  • Speaking of which, Ryuji begs her to teach him how to ride a motorcycle until she gives in.
  • Then everyone wants to learn how to ride, so she ends up teaching all of them.
  • Makoto is the police commissioner of the region, and she will join Yusuke in reprimanding Crazy Redd. why does he keep visiting smh
  • If she ever catches Booker recklessly giving away lost-and-found items, he will not see the light of day ever again.


Futaba:

  • Futaba is totally going to be a frog.
  • She is always finding new and innovative ways to irritate Mr. Resetti; Akira has to pretend to chastise her about it, but he’ll high five her as soon as Mr. Resetti leaves. she’s doing god’s work
  • She typically wears her signature black glasses along with graphic tees; sometimes she’ll wear a cute bow on her head. 
  • The inside of her house looks like it got ransacked by a tornado, so Akira sends a housekeeper there once a week.
  • She uses gyroids to decorate.
  • Futaba works as the town’s researcher, although she’ll occasionally accept cybersecurity jobs from the Resetti Surveillance Center.
  • She never goes outside during winter (unless there’s a bonfire).
  • Sometimes Ryuji will visit her to play video games and eat ramen all day.
  • Yusuke will knock on the door as soon as he gets a whiff of the ramen, and he looks so hopeful that Futaba can’t bring herself to kick him out. she won’t hesitate to murder him at video games tho


Haru:

  • she is reese
  • Haru has to be a sheep, and she always wears dresses (except when she’s gardening).
  • Her house has a modern French style interior, and she definitely has a gramophone that plays K.K. Etude.
  • She’s the adorable villager that CAN NOT leave the town no matter what.
  • She waters and plants the flowers with Leif to make the town more lively.
  • Although, someone has been trampling them a lot lately… don’t let her catch you ryuji
  • Haru invites everyone to her cafe on weekends for coffee and sweets.
  • She donates the most to public works projects so that Akira doesn’t end up paying for all of it. the guardian angel of the town
  • She squeaks with joy every time someone gives her a perfect fruit.
  • Brewster actually works for her as a barista, and the two get along pretty well.
  • She and Ann love to visit Katrina because her fortunes for them are extremely accurate.


        BONUS ROUND - Akechi:

        • he’s the fish that actually turns out to be a piece of trash
        • Akechi is going to be a raven, although a mouse would suit him just as well. so akira can toy with him
        • His house has a secret room that’s casino-themed, but the rest of it is pretty traditional.
        • Akechi will occasionally peek in Ryuji’s house and marvel at it because he also loves vintage novelties.
        • He’s the villager that's secretly excited to see Akira when he finally shows up after months / years of being MIA.
        • Akechi takes forever to drink a cup of coffee and it drives Brewster insane.
        • In addition to Ann, visitors come to town because of Akechi.
        • Being a detective, he frequently works with Makoto, and the two have intellectual discussions over a cup of coffee after a hard day of work. they’re actually pretty close
        • Even though he doesn’t like bugs, he’ll still help Futaba catch them for her research.
        • He’s the villager that’s always down to hang out, and he always collects the most badges from Phineas; he is secretly very proud of his collection.

        lmao oKAY SO 

        you know when you finish all of the shrine quests and head back to rito village and kass sings you the song his mentor passed on to him where it is BLATANTLY SAID that zelda was in love with link and kass is like “so yeah do u like the song??” and the only option is “Yes." 

        like if you think about all of link’s other interactions with people how he has options like "Sure!” or some kind of sassy response but this one is just “Yes.” full stop. no exclamation 

        like just imagine link standing there completely reeling from this information like “….. the princess……. loved me…????? or maybe…… does she…. still….????” and he’s just so fkn stunned that all he can do is quietly say “Yes.” and I JUST

         [SCREAMS INTO THE VOID]