Me: bless me father for I have sinned

Priest: what’d u do

Me: I drew myself as an anime boy

Priest: that’s not a sin. Jesus loves anime

Me: really? oh thank God. I brought a drawing of it actually

Priest: it’s really good. I love his sword

Wake Up

Summary: When Bucky wakes up from a nightmare, you tell him the reasons why you adore him…then he proves to you that your reasoning was right.

Bucky x reader. ANGST/COMFORT, FLUFF, SMUT. Word count: 2,560

TW: nightmares/night terrors, oral sex, unprotected sex (control the population-wrap it before you tap it), language.

A/N: I’m still sort of just getting into writing smut, so parts of this may be a little rough (no sexy pun intended). Feedback is always appreciated! I hope you enjoy this sinful little fic!!

Originally posted by dailyteamcap

You woke up to the feeling of your bed shaking. In your half-asleep haze, your brain’s first thought was that an earthquake was shaking the tower, but then you heard him screaming.

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Take me to Church

“Love the Sinner, Because he is you. Without the Sinner, what need is there for a redeemer? Without Sin, what grace has forgiveness?”

(Sensory Input’s antithesis from a parallel universe.)

“Bless me father, for I have sinned. It has been one month and three days since my last confession. ”

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Marvel meme  ► Extra characters (1/5)
Matt Murdock (Daredevil) Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It’s been, uh…it’s been too long since my last confession. My dad, he used to come to this church back when I was a kid. He was a fighter. Old school. Boxer. Lost more than he won. Had a 24-31 record before he, uh… But he could take a punch. Jesus, he could take a punch.

Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned

by reddit user ecrowe

The door to the confessional opened, the light burned my eyes and I squinted. I heard the person sit, and I waited.

“What have you come to confess, my child,” I said, listening to the heavy breathing in the booth next to me.

“It’s okay, you are among God now.”

“Forgive me father, for I have sinned,” the man’s voice announced.

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  • person: bless me father, for i have sinned
  • father: jesus will forgive you.
  • person: i talked about ryden on brendon's instagram
  • father: gET OUT OF MY CHURCH