ok so going off of the last thing i asked abt the good and nice au where everything is good, i thought about kaworu and shinji coming downstairs before they get ready for their college classes like this and gendo n yui r just staring while misato (i assume she would b like their crazy aunt in this au) tries to hide her snickers and snorts out coffee. shinjis too tired to realize the marks on his neck and hes like “goodmorning, whats for breakfast” and kaworu doesnt even say anything he just goes and pours himself some coffee
I love you wife. You are perfect and beautiful. Pls marry me again.
Did,,, we get divorced ? I cry, that’s not fair, you can’t do that to me, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEED THE CHILDREN ? But I suppose if you want me back,,,, duh, I’ll marry you twelve thousand times, my love.
YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING GOOD WRITER AND YOU GAVE ME A SERIES (Our Girl) THAT I NEVER THOUGHT I NEEDED LIKE HONESTLY FUCK TUMBLR FOR THE 500 CHARACTER LIMIT YOU DESERVE A FUCKING ESSAY AND A DAMN OSCAR LIKE IMMA STILL THAT SHIT FROM LEO FOR YOU BLESS YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL FOR THE SHIT THAT YOU GIVE US THAT ARE HONESTLY A WORK OF ART LIKE DAMN BOI IMMA PUT THAT SHIT IN A MUSEUM IT'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOUR EXISTANCE I LOVE YOU I NEED YOU AND SHIT-500 words
Well this was seriously amazing to read. Thank you so much. I never feel like I deserve this praise, so it makes me blush and smile and all that. Thank you! Man, wow…yeah, thank you.
The Whiskey Rebellion (a Lady Bathtub Gin original)
OK SO, HAMILTON (THE MUSICAL) HAS CONSUMED MY LIFE.
I saw it during it’s Public Theater run, and back then Washington’s song “One Last Time” was “One Last Ride” and involved George Washington descending upon the rebels of Western Pennsylvania while Alexander Hamilton yells “Pay Your Fucking Taxes!” behind him which wow could you nail my aesthetic any harder, show!?!?!? J. F. C.
(The lyrics to the version can be found here, and as is the case with all of the changes to Hamilton I’ve noticed, I completely understand WHY the new version nixes the whole bit about the Rebellion, but I still have a fondness for what is now lost)
A note of caution. This is a creation of my own historical nerdery and love of alcohol. I eyeballed the ingredients the first time, liked how it came out so much that I tried to measure them properly the second batch. Two batches were WAAAAAAAAY too much for 3 people. I’m not talking Fish House Punch that bested George Washington dangerous, but this is not a drink for a Wednesday night.
Whiskey Rebellion Punch
4 oz. Applejack (we used Black Dirt, I think it has a stronger apple flavor)
3 oz. Rye Whiskey* (ALTHOUGH, Bourbon works if you prefer that**)
several dashes of Orange bitters
several dashes of Dutch’s colonial bitters
1 cinnamon stick
2 bottles of a sweet cider - I used Angry Orchard because GRRH TAXES >:(
Cut the orange in half. Squeeze one half into your serving pitcher/bowl, and cut the other half into slices. Shove those slices full of cloves, I mean it, what we think of as mulling spices were super important to Colonial American drinking. Throw that cinnamon stick in as well because I’m not joking about the spices damnit. Add the applejack, whiskey and bitters, stir, and let chill in the fridge. This is going to infuse all that spicy goodness and blend those flavors and get it nice and cold so you don’t need to water it down with ice. Once it’s cold, add the two bottles of sweet cider. Serve it in tea cups, because to quote HAMILTON:
Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky
Imagine what gon’ happen when you try to tax our whisky”
-Jefferson, 1st Cabinet Battle
Enjoy, and pay your fucking taxes, my fellow Hamilton-trash. :)
Okay but Civil War left me as emotionally destroyed as Tony Stark *Spoilers*
I’m just going to make a few points here but…
-ONE, Bucky was so helpless in that scene with Zemo reading his trigger words. It pained me to see him just pleading for him to stop whether it was with words or just his eyes
-TWO, ROBERT DOWNEY JR NEEDS RECOGNITION FOR HIS ACTING IN THIS MOVIE because lemme tell you, there were several times that his acting just left me speechless. You can just literally see the pain in his eyes when he was speaking with that guy’s mother in the beginning, then the way he was acting around Natasha getting all anxious, then THE END OMG THE END HE LOST HIS SHIT BUT IN SUCH A TALENTED WAY
-THREE, gotta admit, everyone was pretty vengeance bound in this movie so whether it was Zemo or Stark, kinda got a soft spot for them. Zemo…gosh he’s evil but like… AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT FELT BAD FOR HIM IN THE END?
-FOUR, bless you t’challa you’re a beautiful human being who’s reasonable EVEN THOUGH YOU TRIED HURTING BUCKY BUT YA KNOW I GUESS I CAN FORGIVE THAT (:
-FIVE, Vision got distracted by Wanda. ha ha… ha that was kind of cute but ya know, Rhodey’s fucked soooo
-SIX, idk it was a great movie. I’m gonna go see it again