Warnings:unprotected sex, underage, language, skinny dipping (?), alcohol, sleep talking, lmao are you actually reading this? bless you, you beautiful human bean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A/N: alright, this is the third time i’m posting this, and if Tumblr decides to devour it I will dramatically throw myself into the void and never return….. also, shout out to The Weeknd and Daft Punk, as well as JK Rowling, who will forever own my soul.
When you and the Marauders go camping in the Forbidden Forest, temptation consumes you and you find yourself sneaking off to the Black Lake with Sirius Black for a late night dip. Things get sexy. Don’t read this to your children.
Strangely enough, kissing your best friend was not as weird as you imagined. Rather, it was like fire whiskey; delicious and intoxicating, and you’d happily get drunk off his lips. His kiss was fire and when his lips danced against yours, the whole world burned.
You had never kissed James like this. Well, except for that one time when you were both eight and you were sitting in your treehouse and he leaned across and gave you a chaste and innocent peck on the lips. But you both recoiled quickly as though it were taboo and wiped your mouths because it was James and, as far as your eight-year-old-mind was concerned, boys had cooties. But mostly because it was James.
Now, you’re sixteen and you’re kissing Sirius Black but you’re not recoiling, even though it’s Sirius. Rather, you’re grinding on his groin and swallowing his moans while your fingers search hungrily beneath his shirt because it’s not weird.
Perhaps this isn’t weird because the thought of kissing Sirius Black was never weird in the first place. Maybe you just convinced yourself that Sirius was your best friend and nothing more because girls constantly crawled all over him and he invited it. Maybe having to watch as he chased pretty girls was painful in a way you could never describe so you never addressed it in the first place. Maybe you subconsciously dismissed that part of yourself to some corner in your mind to collect dust with everything else you shelved in secret.
Maybe you were just in love with Sirius Black and it took a drunken kiss in the Forbidden Forest for you to realize.
You can’t help but moan against his lips, because his kiss pours fresh air into your lungs and it is then that you realise you’ve been holding your breath the entire time. He revives something inside you, something greedy and fired with lust, and your arms wrap around him, pulling him closer, and your head feels as though its spinning. You kiss him and it feels like he has reached into your ribcage and plucked every single one of your heart strings so they sing just for him.
My take on SnB:VS Episode 17 THE PUREST FKCNG CHARININA FKCNG SHTPOST TRASHPOST IN THIS ENTIRE PLANET VERY VERY VEEEEEEERY LONG, FKNG LONGER THAN EPISODE 13 BTCH
Warning this contains swearing, rage, excessive amounts of
fangirling and tears, you have been warned.
FIRST OFF, MY FCKNG HEART FCK SAKES HELP ME!!! MY FKNG HEART
CAN’T FKCNG TAKE IT. KILL ME NOW BECAUSE I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER BE THIS HAPPY
OK BTCH, I’M FKCNG WARNING YOU NOW, YOU’RE ABOUT TO GO UNDER
267 SCREENSHOTS IN ONE EPISODE, THIS TOOK ME FKNG HOURS TO MAKE TO I’M DEF
WARNING YOU NOW THIS SHTPOST IS GOING TO BE EXTRA FKNG LONG. EXTRA CAUSE IMMA
TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT THE FCK HAPPENED TO ME AS I WAS FKNG WATCHING THIS AND MY
FCKNG THOUGHTS ABOUT IT TOO. FCKNG HELL.
Okay to start It all off we go to the castle.
First of all btch is fck you you black knight piece of sht.
Look at how his eye fkng twitched (btch if I knew how to
make gif I swear all my takes would be in gifs, well some of it cause some
photos need to be stared upon) YOU DON’T GO MESSIN AROUND WITH MAH GIRL FKC
YEAH CHARI! FKNG GLARE AT THAT BTCH MOTHERFKER
FCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FCK. Btch lemme tell you the story of what happened
on this very moment. Look hunty I don’t curse (whaaat?) Yeah, I don’t, like
that’s the reason why all my curse words are missing letters or are misspelled
but lemme tell you when I fkng saw this shit I whispered to Sofiel and the
other gods ‘fuck’ in the most ungraceful manner known to man.
But btch lemme tell you I aint the only one who fckng got
shocked by this, my fckng phone refused to listen to Chari’s bullsht that it
fkng disconnected my headset from my fkcng phone, and I aint joking btch like
at this exact moment my phone decided to fck Chari’s bullsht and disconnected it
and it added to my panic and frustration. Like btch I literally jumped out of
my bed both cursing Chari and panicking over my headset like that thing cost me
a fortune! So when I started playing just music btch it wouldn’t work I was so
fkcng stressed that I got my backup headset which was waaaay awful and tried to
restart my phone. What happened next? Looks like my phone needed to breath like
me because the btch couldn’t handle Charioce’s bullsht that I had to reboot it,
fkc if only the same goes for me and then next thing I know it was perfectly
fine. Btch I was searching up for my headset’s warranty cause girl I CANNOT
afford a new one.
Alright so here we are going back to ye ol episode and fck I
still can’t get over Charioce’s bullsht.
So then as if I wasn’t on the verge of killing someone this
fkcng a**hole was the first thing I saw and btch I was PISSED. Like fck you
btch you fkng a**hole.
NO THERE IS NOTHING
YOU NEED TO FKCNG LEARN ABOUT FCK YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE FKCNG EARTH! GO DIE
YOU PIECE OF SHT.
When Chari says none Chari says fckng none! (Hold up, Chari looks sad here… oh gods, did you just
say that out of professionalism? Kinglinism?)
Oh don’t you back sass me motherfkcer! I swear to Sofiel and
the gods I hate you. Dumb piece of sht fck you.
Good Christ I’m sorry, Lord forgive my words because it’s
about to get much worse…
Speaking of btches to be fkced fkc you too Gabriel, I know
you’re hiding something you piece of sht btch and I aint trusting you! Not one
second! You can die for all I care, I wish Michael was the one alive and you
died hell make Sofiel the ruler since she cares for others way more than you
do! Screw you for what you did to El. You deserve to be run away from.
Break for Rita appreciation time: damn gurl is looking
We bring you this commercial by Favaro Leone, look at them
muscles let’s appreciate that hunk.
In this scene the gang was all talking sht about Chari (well
not really they were discussing this and that oh you fkng know) and YEAH NINA
POUT AT EM GIRL, although I still am fkcng pissed about what that Chari said,
POUT AT EM.
As you can see my baby girl aint having none of that sht.
In this scene we see Jeanne jumping off of heaven, that
sounds weird but okay.
I still lowkey ship it since I highkey ship JeanAzel
(although Azazel wasn’t in no how in this episode) but damn look at them,
Sofiel as a woman I am VERY JEALOUS of your body.
AWWW!! Nina you look cute in blue hair!! You look fine girl!
But still Chari would know you from a mile away.
So Nina went out to search for some intel and I love the
scenes where she was running around the place cause it reminded me of the
earlier episodes where sht hasn’t gone down and rained upon all of them.
Hmm I wonder where she’s off-
OH. MY. GOD.
YEAH NINA FKNG REPRESENT MY SHOCK RIGHT NOW!
I seriously thought they wouldn’t see each other yet and
maybe one episode more but oh my god I am not complaining.
ALL YALL ALREADY KNOW THIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE MY FKNG
FANGIRL GEAR KICKED IN AND I SWEAR I FKNG SCREEMED WHEN I SAW THEM.
A-sneeky sneeky peeky
OH MY GOD YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE GUMDROP, YOU PRECIOUS SMOL
LITTLE CINNAMON BUN. YOU LOOK SO OH MY GOD IN THIS (yes you look so omg is now
a thing suck it up)
Hmm this is probably his mother’s grave since most villains
start with mommy daddy issues and since his dad’s a dck this is probably his
Yaaaaaas Nina, yaaaaaaa!!!! Represent my shock right now and fangirliness at
the same fkcng time!
Yaaaaaas Nina, yaaaaaaa!!!! Represent my shock right now and fangirliness at
the same fkcng time!
Nina: DAFAQ SHOULD I
Me: *laughs like a madman* This is so me rn
Come on, do something!
OMG YES! FKNG YES! YES YES YES YES YEEEES!!!!
Sup btch XD what an entrance Nina, bravo!
Nina be like: oh sht
Chari be like: oh yeah.
You two are fkng adorable I swear I would die. I mean I
still haven’t completely forgotten what you said Chari but we’re getting there.
I swear Nina no one will take you seriously looking like
that I swear to Sofiel. Still though, cute.
My confused little sonofabtch
Look how my confused sonofabtch smiled like ugh my heart, I
swear the way he smiled at Nina is so damn precious.
Sure Chari baby go along with her ruse.
It’s his mom, 100 percent sure of it. And thank you Nina for
asking the questions we’ve been asking long ago.
I (and a lot of other people too) FKNG CALLED IT!
Why are you so shocked Nina? (I laughed at this moment
because of Nina’s shock)
JINX! JINX YA CHARI! JINX (monsoon)
Me: Sure you aint but I called it. BUT LOOK HE’S COMING
YAAAAASSSS FINALLY THE BACK STORY WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING
Aww… YOU POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL! //slapped// (I’m willing to
bet some of you sang that)
Nina: *cries on the inside*
Me: *at the edge of my seat err bed*
Did she hope that at least YOU would have a great life?
Oh I guess not…
I’m willing to bet an arm, a leg and a brother that he’s
planning to revive her, or at least that’s what he wanted from the gods. Like
his wish was for her to come back to life.
YOU BOTH HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON //slapped//
THAT FKCNG ‘Chari’s special smile for Nina’ smile is getting
me holy sht I have a feeling that this episode is gonna ba waaaay better than 6
That smile is so precious I cannot.
Me: HE’S CLOSER!!
YAAAASSSSSSS HELLO!!!! Oh sorry, ehem. So his name WAS
Chris, aww I didn’t know Chari gave his real name to Nina! Omg that is so
Awww *insert that child wiping a character’s tears from the
tv but eplace it with Chari*
Hahaha he’s still playing by her game
Come one, we all know that you both know who each other is.
Me: Yes… And?
Me: THIS IS MORE THAN PERFECT YOU LITTLE SONOFABTCH!
YAAAASSSSS DATE NUMBER 2 IS ON BABY!
I love how Nina is like, oh… okay.
Oh mah gawd my precious children, mi preciozo. This brings
back sooooo many memories!!! I love it I can die.
Oh don’t you be so awkward child, I mean I know you have a
lot of things going on in that pretty little head of yours but… okay you have
all the reason to be awkward.
Yes, yes he does.
He was playing your game, a ruse love.
Look at mah little baby looking
at merch as if he was stroling disney land (by this point I’ve forgotten about
what he said at the beginning)
So my baby bought something like a charm or whatnot and
Nina’s telling him off but then LOOK. HE TOUCHED HER AND SHE WAS LIKE OH OKAY
AND DIDN’T TURN INTO A DRAGON. I try to notice every detail when it comes to
See?! Oh… OKAY. Nina’s always on the okay when it comes to
her baby king.
Uh oh, people are staring Chari…
Now what do we have here…
Me: Little demon babies?
OMG BABY CHARI WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Yeah Nina, WHAT?
WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH DID YOU REALLY JUST… OMG THESE SWEET
DEMON BABIES LOVE YOU CHARI
These demon babies are precious, all children are precious
THEY LOVE YOU CHARI THEY LOVE YOU OMG THESE SWEET DEMON
BABIES ARE SO PRECIOUS.
I FKCNG SWEAR IF THIS ISN’T A FORESHADOWING OF MAMA NINA
BEING STRICT AND PAPA CHARI BEING LENIENT WITH THEIR KIDS I DON’T KNOW WHAT
Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior what is this perfection? I
swear God thank you for this beautiful blessing you have bestowed upon human
Look at him… LOOK AT HIM, OH SO PRECIOUS, OH SO BEAUTIFUL OH
SO PRECIOUS *cries for the nth time*
Me: Huehuehue Nina go get em Chari meat
Nina: NO! MUST RESIST TEMPTATION!
Nine: Don’t fantasize about
him, DON’T FANTASIZE ABOUT HIM.
Future dragon babies: Yeah mom! Come join us!
Future dragon babies: Yeah
come play with us mom!
Nina: Alright, mom’s coming! *sees the skull*
Nina: CHRIS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LETTING OUR CHILDREN PLAY
Future dragon babies: Aww mom broke the skull of daddy’s
Charioce: Fear not my
children, I know how to fix our problem.
Me and Nina: *staring*
Charioce: Let me be hot for a bit so your mom gets turned
(I’m laughing at my own
stupidity, all hail future dragon babies!)
Charioce: I told you I’ve got this.
Let me point out again that
all children are precious <3
Charioce: See? Dad’s bouncy ball is better than before!
Nina: *pouts cause her children went back to playing*
Nina: Really, Chris? Really?
Charioce: It’s okay, look. They’re having fun. *smiles all
I swear these two look like a married couple. I swear if
this isn’t foreshadowing I swear…
Charioce you sly sonofabtch, cheeky bastard.
We all do Nina, we all do.
I love how Charioce is juat
Oh my god…
OH MY GOD!!!!!
OH MY FKNG SOFIEL THIS IS
GETTING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER LIKE OH MY GOD LIKE
Charioce: Relax, they’re kids.
They should have fun.
Just do it Nina, just fkng
kiss already (was my thoughts and then omg)
I love these two to deth no
Ahhh so Chari is being
watched…. Well I should’ve know he wouldn’t step out of his castle without any
guards following him.
Lemme guess, it’s that black knight piece of sht again, that
No Nina, those are actually us crazy shippers who are
secretly stalking and taking photos of you
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HOW PERFECT NINA’S
HAND FITS INTO CHARIOCE’S? THIS BRINGS ME ANATAE FESTIVAL MEMORIES REALNESS!
ELOPE!!!! ELOPE!!!! FKCNG LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND AND ELOPE!!!!
RUN MY BABIES, RUN! RUN FOR YOUR FUTURE!!!
I really love these two shot, I don’t know why but I love
it. Aesthetically pleasing?
I don’t know, but maybe it’s the way Chari pulls Nina that
is so cliché animesque but I really love it, all their interactions in general. Hm maybe it’s because it’s this cliché of royalty
running away from guards bit? Who knows.
Woah when Charioce said let’s
lose them they really did actually loose them (maybe) like this looks waaay
away from the place where they were.
Me when this very moment was shown: OMG THIS IS THE PERFECT
PLACE FOR A CONFESSION!!!
I laughed at this scene because Charioce is all tired and
sht while Nina I just chill wahahahaha
*sexy music plays in the background*
I legit thought Charioce was going to take his shirt off
when he started roling his sleeves.
Charioce is hot. Just saying.
Oh my gosh that is so anime, like that sweat effect is so
Nina, Imma stop you right there. What is in yo mind girl?
I was legit thinking at this moment that Nina was going to
try and steal the bracelet from Chari.
Like look, it looks like she was set to get that bracelet so
that was what I thought!
Little I did I know that this would be the start of the best
moments in anime history, like I was screaming “CONFESS” in my head while
watching this and little did I know what was going to happen.
AS WELL ALL DO.
My inner fangirl was slowly ascending to heaven at this
And your baby
Yes that was what this whole thing was about
A moment of silence.
*fangirls at the memory*
I felt really sad for Nina at that time because she was so
confused and somewhat hurt too by the fact that he’s hated by everyone
This is so sweet, I absolutely love it.
Yeah girl! Be determined! I am so rooting for you!
There’s that moment of
Chari baby I can feel your inner conflict all the way from
Still willing to bet that
arm, leg and brother that what he wants to do is ressurect his mother (unless
he wants to be all Code Geass and say that he wants the world to unite against
one common enemy)
QUIT ADDING MYSTERY TO THE DRAMA CHARI!
Me: *shuts up for a moment*
Oh no… just what the hell man. That arm, leg and brother bet
is still on if you like.
Pretty bad one if I do say so
That’s so very kingly.
I’m sorry man but the mommy issues man. Next thing I know
they’ll be an alchemy circle there and OMG WHAT IF THE PRICE ISN’T AN ARM, A
LEG AND A BROTHER BUT INSTEAD AN EYE, AN ARM AND HIS EMOTIONS? OMGGGG LET’S GET
FULL METAL UP IN THIS SHT!
Me: *okay me is silent again*
Oh my god, did he just… OH MY GOD (at that very moment I
screamed to the heavens and my mom literally shouted at me to shut up and when
I did my head almost exploded)
OH MY GOD, I’M FKNG
FANGIRLING TO THE DEPTHS OF THE SEA, LIKE MY PILLOW COULDN’T EVEN HOLD THE SCREAMS
I WAS RELEASING.
OH MY GOD THE CONVICTIONS! NINA OH MY GOD YOU LOOK SO READY
TO JUMP HIM OH MY GOD!!!
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god (look at Nina she so pretty in this frame)
Lemme tell you something real quick girl, at this very
moment I had to pause because tears were coming down my face for real. I sent a
photo to my friend about how much I was crying and when I paused did I only
realize that I was holding my breath in. Btch that’s some good sht anime right
Even now my breath stops whenever I look at it.
Shocked Chari is shookt (I’m
tearing up as I write this)
Don’t think about your inner conflicts Chari, just don’t.
Oh gods, Nina’s crying now I’m crying *cries*
This looks so fkcng perfect that I can’t my heart can’t
handle this intensity.
OH MY GOD THIS IS IT OH MY GOD THE CONFESSION I’VE BEEN
Oh my lord oh my stars
Jesus Christ this is beautiful, I love these two so much
that I would die for them.
All I can say is oh god and smile all tearfully.
That fkng smile *cries*
Oh gods wait, I know where this is going to oh my god oh my
god oh my god
Oh gods, oh gods
Oh my god you’re both so precious….
Me at the very moment this was shown: *GASP* *pause* oh my
god oh my god oh my god *plays*
OH MY FKNG GOD!!!!!! HOLY SHT OH MY GOD MOM!!!! MOM!!!
HELP!!! 911!!! AMBULANCE OH MY GOD!!! OH MY FKNG GOD JESUS CHRIST SAVE ME FROM
DEATH BECAUSE I AM DYING RIGHT NOW LORD GOD THIS IS AMAZING THIS IS WHAT WE’VE
BEEN WAITING FOR THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE’S PURPOSE IS THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL
ABOUT OH MY GOD FATHER IN HEAVEN HOLY BE YOUR NAME I THANK THEE FOR THIS
BLESSING MY FATHER!!
This is beyond perfection, this is so Romeo and Juliet like,
like what the fck a tale of love and ruin oh my god. My heart can’t take this
intensity holy sht
Wow just wow, like the way Charioce tightens the hug more as
if he doesn’t want to let Nina go oh god wow such amazing detail to everything.
This is beyond amazing, this was so worth the wait… wow just
wow oh god wow, I am speechless man just wow.
Fck man that hug… that kiss, like the more you zoom in the
more you can feel the intensity
She’s not turning into a dragon *cries in happiness*
See? Even she get shocked!
They’re both so shocked *smiles to the point that my face
The emotions are so raw that I can’t…
Nina? Nina? Where are you going?!
To be honest I was legit
thinking she was going to run away thinking that it was wrong and bad that she
was doing this with the enemy like those anime cliches and I actually panicked
for a bit.
See? Even Chari is confused.
Ninaaaa? (legit confused)
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH EVEN
Somewhere deep in Chari’s mind: Was I that bad a kisser?
Woah wait, no way.
She turned back into a human! OMG this just proves what I
said before that only Chari has the ability to turn Nina in and out of dragon
GOOD FOR YOU BABY NINA! GOOD FOR YOU!
Huehuehuehue, Also I love how Nina is fangirling over her
own kiss. So precious.
What I am concerned about it that this is the second time
Charioce has seen you naked, what a winner that man is.
Oh my god his smile
This is legit the most love filled smile Charioce has ever
dawned on his face like if you look at his you can’t even recognize him, that’s
how sweet and in love this smile is. (this is how my smile looks for the entire
episode, not as good thought but still)
Ladies and gentlemen we all know that Charioce is into
Dragon Nina looks fierce!!!
Somewhere deep in Charioce’s mind: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY
Look, all yall be honesty with me. I aint the only btch who
thought AND shouted
“HE’S RIDING HER!”
Don’t you be lying to be when you didn’t think that up cause
I swear you be lyin
Now I have a million photos of Charioce riding Nina *lenny
face* but I’ll make a separate post for that cause this sht is long as hell
I love how happy Charioce looks as he flies with Nina like
look at him
This one is my favorite Chari smile next to the one in the
People say he looks kinda condescending in this but don’t be
fooled honey it’s just his eyebrows.
Ah perfect moonlight
Ugh this again.
Yeah girl! Be assertive!
Here we go again with the next times!
Chari what the fkc, you’re not too deep into the
relationship yet and you’re already snapping at her? Not cool man.
See, you’ve given Nina the
impression that you’re mad you dumb fck
What? *still pissed*
Why do I feel a bad undertone to this? Like there’s a bad
omen somewhere? Is this why you snapped? Because you’re worried about
See how much Nina loves you? You snap at her and she fkcng
smiles at you you dumb fkc
WAIT WHAT IS THAT?
You sly sonofabtch you dumb fck so you bought this for her,
I take it back you dumb fck.
DAAAAWWWWW (btw I LOVE how you look right now Chari XD)
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! THIS ENTIRE EPISODE HAS
JUST BEEN LOVE AND HAPPINESS AND JOY AND RAINBOWS!!!
Woah woah woah woah pause this sht I see that look on you
face Chari, what the fck?
Chari why do you look like
you’re in pain? What is going on? Why are you frowning? Why are you holding
Nina as if it’s the last time you’ll see her? WHATTHE FCK IS WITH THAT FROWN?!
Hmmm should I make something out of this or naw? I’m going to leave this at that for now…
Nina you cute litte dragon
lady you oh my god
Daww that nice little charm!
Fanservice plus fangirlservice both in one frame, of course.
HAIL HIT//slapped// I find this very cute shut up
And there she goes, off into the night.
Ah Chari, you must be so happy to have finally
WHAT. THE. FCK. OH NO, OH NO NO NO NO NO. YOU FKNG OH MY GOD
CHARIOCE FKC!!! CHARIOCE I SWEAR IF YOU BECOME THE FKCNG A**HOLE THOSE
MOTHERFCKERS WANTED YOU TO BE AND USE NINA NOW THAT YOU’VE GOTTEN HER I FKCNG
SWEAR A HATE BLOG ISN’T THE ONLY THING YOU’VE GOT COMING.
OH MY GOD NO CHARIOCE, DON’T TELL ME YOU’VE PLANNED THIS
ENTIRE THING FROM THE VERY NO… No that can’t be, he didn’t know that Nina was a
dragon before and then he can’t control her transformation now since Nina can
do it on her own then what the fck is with that look what is you deal?! Oh gods
no, please don’t be the a** the antis want you to be good god please don’t let
this be a pretend for you gods please Chari DON’T BE A DCK! Good god Chari no, please don’t be that!
Chacioce Chris I swear don’t
you be an a**! Don’t you be a- oh there’s more in the end…
THE FCK?! YOU AGAIN YOU FKCNG
BULLSHT MOTHERFKCER! WHAT? SPELL? THE FCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? OH MY GOD!!!
WHAT IF CHARIOCE LOOKS LIKE
THAT BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS OLD FCKNG GIMP IS TRYING TO KILL HIS DRAGON WIFE
HOLY SHT THIS MAKES A LOT OF SENSE NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT!
Dude I would think wrong
about Charioce looking like that in the final frame since he just finished
being all lovey-dovey with Nina and then he looks like that as if the moments
weren’t sincere but since they showed this last part of the gimp and then going
back to his eye twitching when this fkcer said he would kill Nina it all makes
sense that he would look like that cause his baby girl is in serious deep sht.
Hold up before I forget, I
HOPE YOU FCKNG DIE MOTHER FCKER! I SWEAR YOU PIECE OF SHT JUST GO DIE IN A HOLE
SOMEWHERE AND NEVER RETURN FCKNG HELL YOU GIMP!
Anyway I still don’t know why Chari said kill on sight,
maybe, as I said, out of professionalism
where he has to act kingly and not let his emotions take over but dam son if
after this day will you still say that you’ll let this fkcng gimp kill her? I
can tell why you look pissed as fck since I wouldn’t want that either.
Still I don’t know, I’m confused but my heart is secured
that all of it was real and sincere and this is actually Charioce getting mad
about that onyx knight wanting to kill Nina. In fact my heart thinks this is
him finally making a decision that he would keep Nina safe, that he finally
made a conclusion for himself and would take action on it. Yeah because Mappa
wouldn’t show us that last clip of gimpy saying Chari is under a spell unless
it meant something right? The way he looked back didn’t come off as a ‘I’ve got
her in my trap’ kind of look but instead ‘I won’t let anything hurt her’. Yeah,
as I rewatch and analyze that’s how it looked like.
There’s a little bit of doubt but my heart is secured on
this ship and as I have said before, unless Mappa makes Charioce into the dck
antis wanted him to be then I’ll ship it to the ends of the earth and fight for
it and if he does turn into a D I’ll start the hate thread.
Anyway anyway, here are my thoughts for this week’s episode.
This was intense as sht and I am sorry for all the misspelled words and all the
nonsense, this took me HOURS to finish but I’m happy about how it turned out.
Again sorry about the errors since I didn’t have enough time to proof read it.
Still I hope you enjoyed!
These are my thoughts, feel free to reblog or comment and if
you have any questions you’d like my insight on feel free to ask!
I hope you enjoyed and here’s to another week of suffering!
(Kudos to tumblr for taking 200plus photos into one post and kudos to you for finishing this)
ok so going off of the last thing i asked abt the good and nice au where everything is good, i thought about kaworu and shinji coming downstairs before they get ready for their college classes like this and gendo n yui r just staring while misato (i assume she would b like their crazy aunt in this au) tries to hide her snickers and snorts out coffee. shinjis too tired to realize the marks on his neck and hes like “goodmorning, whats for breakfast” and kaworu doesnt even say anything he just goes and pours himself some coffee
A few month ago - 11 years ago!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVAN!🎉🎂😍 Happy 25th to the most amazing man ever! Thank you so much for everything you have done for the millions of people that support you. You have helped me so much the past few year and I could ask for anyone better to help! You are a blessing to this world you beautiful beautiful human. I hope you have an amazing day because you deserve a million of them. You are a beautiful and amazing person inside and out,never forget that!
I absolutely adore the way you write Allura! I feel like you give her such a depth and characterization that the show doesn't, and you really get her mannerisms and speech pattern down! Thank you so much for being such a bright spot in this fandom and the VLD RPC and for really caring about your muse! I haven't seen this kind of dedication to Allura yet and I'm so so SO happy! Continue to write! : )
I AM LEGIT FUCKING CRYING RN OKAY ? thank you so much ??? i feel so honored ??? i really try hard with her because of how shitty the fandom and the show treats her , to the point where i’ve legit said ‘ if dw won’t give me altea , i’ll make it myself ’ and hey , guess what ?i’m making it myself . i try my best to stick to show canon as much as i can with her , especially when it comes to speech and behavior , but sometimes ya just gotta branch . i really appreciate you coming to tell me this . i was terrified to open my ask when i saw the notif bc i know i mentioned turning my anon on again , and there’s that paranoia now every time i check that it’s going to be the same passive aggressive type askers but honest to god you just made my night so much better . it really makes me happy that people recognize how much effort i put into her , and i have a feeling i’ll be here for allura for a long time !!
i might not be a doritos locos taco, but i sure will spice up your life 🔥🔥 but all jokes aside, i hope your day is as spicy as you are 🍟
(i never knew a doritos locos taco was a thing and boi am i shocked) ERm You already spice up my life tho?? My life before was spicy like a jalapeño but now you’re in it, it’s like a ghost pepper okay but you’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! and i hope today goes is as wonderfully and fantastic as you are 💛💛
The Whiskey Rebellion (a Lady Bathtub Gin original)
OK SO, HAMILTON (THE MUSICAL) HAS CONSUMED MY LIFE.
I saw it during it’s Public Theater run, and back then Washington’s song “One Last Time” was “One Last Ride” and involved George Washington descending upon the rebels of Western Pennsylvania while Alexander Hamilton yells “Pay Your Fucking Taxes!” behind him which wow could you nail my aesthetic any harder, show!?!?!? J. F. C.
(The lyrics to the version can be found here, and as is the case with all of the changes to Hamilton I’ve noticed, I completely understand WHY the new version nixes the whole bit about the Rebellion, but I still have a fondness for what is now lost)
A note of caution. This is a creation of my own historical nerdery and love of alcohol. I eyeballed the ingredients the first time, liked how it came out so much that I tried to measure them properly the second batch. Two batches were WAAAAAAAAY too much for 3 people. I’m not talking Fish House Punch that bested George Washington dangerous, but this is not a drink for a Wednesday night.
Whiskey Rebellion Punch
4 oz. Applejack (we used Black Dirt, I think it has a stronger apple flavor)
3 oz. Rye Whiskey* (ALTHOUGH, Bourbon works if you prefer that**)
several dashes of Orange bitters
several dashes of Dutch’s colonial bitters
1 cinnamon stick
2 bottles of a sweet cider - I used Angry Orchard because GRRH TAXES >:(
Cut the orange in half. Squeeze one half into your serving pitcher/bowl, and cut the other half into slices. Shove those slices full of cloves, I mean it, what we think of as mulling spices were super important to Colonial American drinking. Throw that cinnamon stick in as well because I’m not joking about the spices damnit. Add the applejack, whiskey and bitters, stir, and let chill in the fridge. This is going to infuse all that spicy goodness and blend those flavors and get it nice and cold so you don’t need to water it down with ice. Once it’s cold, add the two bottles of sweet cider. Serve it in tea cups, because to quote HAMILTON:
Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky
Imagine what gon’ happen when you try to tax our whisky”
-Jefferson, 1st Cabinet Battle
Enjoy, and pay your fucking taxes, my fellow Hamilton-trash. :)
Okay but Civil War left me as emotionally destroyed as Tony Stark *Spoilers*
I’m just going to make a few points here but…
-ONE, Bucky was so helpless in that scene with Zemo reading his trigger words. It pained me to see him just pleading for him to stop whether it was with words or just his eyes
-TWO, ROBERT DOWNEY JR NEEDS RECOGNITION FOR HIS ACTING IN THIS MOVIE because lemme tell you, there were several times that his acting just left me speechless. You can just literally see the pain in his eyes when he was speaking with that guy’s mother in the beginning, then the way he was acting around Natasha getting all anxious, then THE END OMG THE END HE LOST HIS SHIT BUT IN SUCH A TALENTED WAY
-THREE, gotta admit, everyone was pretty vengeance bound in this movie so whether it was Zemo or Stark, kinda got a soft spot for them. Zemo…gosh he’s evil but like… AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT FELT BAD FOR HIM IN THE END?
-FOUR, bless you t’challa you’re a beautiful human being who’s reasonable EVEN THOUGH YOU TRIED HURTING BUCKY BUT YA KNOW I GUESS I CAN FORGIVE THAT (:
-FIVE, Vision got distracted by Wanda. ha ha… ha that was kind of cute but ya know, Rhodey’s fucked soooo
-SIX, idk it was a great movie. I’m gonna go see it again