bless you you beautiful human

i feel it coming pt ii SMUT***

Pairing: Sirius Black x Reader 

Warnings: unprotected sex, underage, language, skinny dipping (?), alcohol, sleep talking, lmao are you actually reading this? bless you, you beautiful human bean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

A/N: alright, this is the third time i’m posting this, and if Tumblr decides to devour it I will dramatically throw myself into the void and never return….. also, shout out to The Weeknd and Daft Punk, as well as JK Rowling, who will forever own my soul. 

When you and the Marauders go camping in the Forbidden Forest, temptation consumes you and you find yourself sneaking off to the Black Lake with Sirius Black for a late night dip. Things get sexy. Don’t read this to your children. 


Strangely enough, kissing your best friend was not as weird as you imagined. Rather, it was like fire whiskey; delicious and intoxicating, and you’d happily get drunk off his lips. His kiss was fire and when his lips danced against yours, the whole world burned. 

You had never kissed James like this. Well, except for that one time when you were both eight and you were sitting in your treehouse and he leaned across and gave you a chaste and innocent peck on the lips. But you both recoiled quickly as though it were taboo and wiped your mouths because it was James and, as far as your eight-year-old-mind was concerned, boys had cooties. But mostly because it was James

Now, you’re sixteen and you’re kissing Sirius Black but you’re not recoiling, even though it’s Sirius. Rather, you’re grinding on his groin and swallowing his moans while your fingers search hungrily beneath his shirt because it’s not weird. 

Perhaps this isn’t weird because the thought of kissing Sirius Black was never weird in the first place. Maybe you just convinced yourself that Sirius was your best friend and nothing more because girls constantly crawled all over him and he invited it. Maybe having to watch as he chased pretty girls was painful in a way you could never describe so you never addressed it in the first place. Maybe you subconsciously dismissed that part of yourself to some corner in your mind to collect dust with everything else you shelved in secret. 

Maybe you were just in love with Sirius Black and it took a drunken kiss in the Forbidden Forest for you to realize.

You can’t help but moan against his lips, because his kiss pours fresh air into your lungs and it is then that you realise you’ve been holding your breath the entire time. He revives something inside you, something greedy and fired with lust, and your arms wrap around him, pulling him closer, and your head feels as though its spinning. You kiss him and it feels like he has reached into your ribcage and plucked every single one of your heart strings so they sing just for him. 

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My take on SnB:VS Episode 17 THE PUREST FKCNG CHARININA FKCNG SHTPOST TRASHPOST IN THIS ENTIRE PLANET VERY VERY VEEEEEEERY LONG, FKNG LONGER THAN EPISODE 13 BTCH

Warning this contains swearing, rage, excessive amounts of fangirling and tears, you have been warned.

FIRST OFF, MY FCKNG HEART FCK SAKES HELP ME!!! MY FKNG HEART CAN’T FKCNG TAKE IT. KILL ME NOW BECAUSE I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER BE THIS HAPPY HOLY SHT.

OK BTCH, I’M FKCNG WARNING YOU NOW, YOU’RE ABOUT TO GO UNDER 267 SCREENSHOTS IN ONE EPISODE, THIS TOOK ME FKNG HOURS TO MAKE TO I’M DEF WARNING YOU NOW THIS SHTPOST IS GOING TO BE EXTRA FKNG LONG. EXTRA CAUSE IMMA TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT THE FCK HAPPENED TO ME AS I WAS FKNG WATCHING THIS AND MY FCKNG THOUGHTS ABOUT IT TOO. FCKNG HELL.

Okay to start It all off we go to the castle.

First of all btch is fck you you black knight piece of sht.

Look at how his eye fkng twitched (btch if I knew how to make gif I swear all my takes would be in gifs, well some of it cause some photos need to be stared upon) YOU DON’T GO MESSIN AROUND WITH MAH GIRL FKC YEAH!

YEAH CHARI! FKNG GLARE AT THAT BTCH MOTHERFKER

FCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FCK. Btch lemme tell you the story of what happened on this very moment. Look hunty I don’t curse (whaaat?) Yeah, I don’t, like that’s the reason why all my curse words are missing letters or are misspelled but lemme tell you when I fkng saw this shit I whispered to Sofiel and the other gods ‘fuck’ in the most ungraceful manner known to man.

But btch lemme tell you I aint the only one who fckng got shocked by this, my fckng phone refused to listen to Chari’s bullsht that it fkng disconnected my headset from my fkcng phone, and I aint joking btch like at this exact moment my phone decided to fck Chari’s bullsht and disconnected it and it added to my panic and frustration. Like btch I literally jumped out of my bed both cursing Chari and panicking over my headset like that thing cost me a fortune! So when I started playing just music btch it wouldn’t work I was so fkcng stressed that I got my backup headset which was waaaay awful and tried to restart my phone. What happened next? Looks like my phone needed to breath like me because the btch couldn’t handle Charioce’s bullsht that I had to reboot it, fkc if only the same goes for me and then next thing I know it was perfectly fine. Btch I was searching up for my headset’s warranty cause girl I CANNOT afford a new one.

Alright so here we are going back to ye ol episode and fck I still can’t get over Charioce’s bullsht.

So then as if I wasn’t on the verge of killing someone this fkcng a**hole was the first thing I saw and btch I was PISSED. Like fck you btch you fkng a**hole.

NO THERE IS NOTHING YOU NEED TO FKCNG LEARN ABOUT FCK YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE FKCNG EARTH! GO DIE YOU PIECE OF SHT.

When Chari says none Chari says fckng none! (Hold up, Chari looks sad here… oh gods, did you just say that out of professionalism? Kinglinism?)

Oh don’t you back sass me motherfkcer! I swear to Sofiel and the gods I hate you. Dumb piece of sht fck you.

Good Christ I’m sorry, Lord forgive my words because it’s about to get much worse…

Speaking of btches to be fkced fkc you too Gabriel, I know you’re hiding something you piece of sht btch and I aint trusting you! Not one second! You can die for all I care, I wish Michael was the one alive and you died hell make Sofiel the ruler since she cares for others way more than you do! Screw you for what you did to El. You deserve to be run away from.

Break for Rita appreciation time: damn gurl is looking fierce!

We bring you this commercial by Favaro Leone, look at them muscles let’s appreciate that hunk.

Commercial over.

In this scene the gang was all talking sht about Chari (well not really they were discussing this and that oh you fkng know) and YEAH NINA POUT AT EM GIRL, although I still am fkcng pissed about what that Chari said, POUT AT EM.

As you can see my baby girl aint having none of that sht.

In this scene we see Jeanne jumping off of heaven, that sounds weird but okay.

I still lowkey ship it since I highkey ship JeanAzel (although Azazel wasn’t in no how in this episode) but damn look at them, Sofiel as a woman I am VERY JEALOUS of your body.

AWWW!! Nina you look cute in blue hair!! You look fine girl! But still Chari would know you from a mile away.

So Nina went out to search for some intel and I love the scenes where she was running around the place cause it reminded me of the earlier episodes where sht hasn’t gone down and rained upon all of them.

Hmm I wonder where she’s off-

OH. MY. GOD.

YEAH NINA FKNG REPRESENT MY SHOCK RIGHT NOW!

I seriously thought they wouldn’t see each other yet and maybe one episode more but oh my god I am not complaining.

ALL YALL ALREADY KNOW THIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE MY FKNG FANGIRL GEAR KICKED IN AND I SWEAR I FKNG SCREEMED WHEN I SAW THEM.

Sneeky sneeky~

A-sneeky sneeky peeky

OH MY GOD YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE GUMDROP, YOU PRECIOUS SMOL LITTLE CINNAMON BUN. YOU LOOK SO OH MY GOD IN THIS (yes you look so omg is now a thing suck it up)

Hmm this is probably his mother’s grave since most villains start with mommy daddy issues and since his dad’s a dck this is probably his mother’s.

Yaaaaaas Nina, yaaaaaaa!!!! Represent my shock right now and fangirliness at the same fkcng time!

Yaaaaaas Nina, yaaaaaaa!!!! Represent my shock right now and fangirliness at the same fkcng time!

Me: *fangirling*

Nina: DAFAQ SHOULD I DO!?

Me: *laughs like a madman* This is so me rn

Come on, do something!

Yes…. YES.

OMG YES! FKNG YES! YES YES YES YES YEEEES!!!!

Sup btch XD what an entrance Nina, bravo!

Nina be like: oh sht

Chari be like: oh yeah.

You two are fkng adorable I swear I would die. I mean I still haven’t completely forgotten what you said Chari but we’re getting there.

I swear Nina no one will take you seriously looking like that I swear to Sofiel. Still though, cute.

My confused little sonofabtch

Look how my confused sonofabtch smiled like ugh my heart, I swear the way he smiled at Nina is so damn precious.

Sure Chari baby go along with her ruse.

It’s his mom, 100 percent sure of it. And thank you Nina for asking the questions we’ve been asking long ago.

I (and a lot of other people too) FKNG CALLED IT!

Why are you so shocked Nina? (I laughed at this moment because of Nina’s shock)

JINX! JINX YA CHARI! JINX (monsoon)

Me: Sure you aint but I called it. BUT LOOK HE’S COMING CLOSER!

YAAAAASSSS FINALLY THE BACK STORY WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

Aww… YOU POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL! //slapped// (I’m willing to bet some of you sang that)

Nina: *cries on the inside*

Me: *at the edge of my seat err bed*

Did she hope that at least YOU would have a great life?

Oh I guess not…

I’m willing to bet an arm, a leg and a brother that he’s planning to revive her, or at least that’s what he wanted from the gods. Like his wish was for her to come back to life.

YOU BOTH HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON //slapped//

THAT FKCNG ‘Chari’s special smile for Nina’ smile is getting me holy sht I have a feeling that this episode is gonna ba waaaay better than 6 and 13!

That smile is so precious I cannot.

Me: HE’S CLOSER!!

Me: CLOSER!

YAAAASSSSSSS HELLO!!!! Oh sorry, ehem. So his name WAS Chris, aww I didn’t know Chari gave his real name to Nina! Omg that is so ngggghh.

Awww *insert that child wiping a character’s tears from the tv but eplace it with Chari*

Hahaha he’s still playing by her game

Come one, we all know that you both know who each other is.

Me: Yes… And?

Me: THIS IS MORE THAN PERFECT YOU LITTLE SONOFABTCH! YAAAASSSSS DATE NUMBER 2 IS ON BABY!

I love how Nina is like, oh… okay.

Oh mah gawd my precious children, mi preciozo. This brings back sooooo many memories!!! I love it I can die.

Oh don’t you be so awkward child, I mean I know you have a lot of things going on in that pretty little head of yours but… okay you have all the reason to be awkward.

Yes, yes he does.

He was playing your game, a ruse love.

Look at mah little baby looking at merch as if he was stroling disney land (by this point I’ve forgotten about what he said at the beginning)

So my baby bought something like a charm or whatnot and Nina’s telling him off but then LOOK. HE TOUCHED HER AND SHE WAS LIKE OH OKAY AND DIDN’T TURN INTO A DRAGON. I try to notice every detail when it comes to these two.

See?! Oh… OKAY. Nina’s always on the okay when it comes to her baby king.

Uh oh…

Uh oh, people are staring Chari…

Now what do we have here…

Me: *shrugs*

Me: Little demon babies?

Me: Wait…

OMG BABY CHARI WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

Yeah Nina, WHAT?

Woah…

WOAH.

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH DID YOU REALLY JUST… OMG THESE SWEET DEMON BABIES LOVE YOU CHARI

These demon babies are precious, all children are precious *cries*

THEY LOVE YOU CHARI THEY LOVE YOU OMG THESE SWEET DEMON BABIES ARE SO PRECIOUS.

I SWEAR

I FKCNG SWEAR IF THIS ISN’T A FORESHADOWING OF MAMA NINA BEING STRICT AND PAPA CHARI BEING LENIENT WITH THEIR KIDS I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior what is this perfection? I swear God thank you for this beautiful blessing you have bestowed upon human kind.

Look at him… LOOK AT HIM, OH SO PRECIOUS, OH SO BEAUTIFUL OH SO PRECIOUS *cries for the nth time*

Me: Huehuehue Nina go get em Chari meat

Nina: NO! MUST RESIST TEMPTATION!

Nine: Don’t fantasize about him, DON’T FANTASIZE ABOUT HIM.

Future dragon babies: Yeah mom! Come join us!

Future dragon babies: Yeah come play with us mom!

Nina: Alright, mom’s coming! *sees the skull*

Nina: CHRIS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LETTING OUR CHILDREN PLAY WITH?!

Future dragon babies: Aww mom broke the skull of daddy’s enemy.

Charioce: Fear not my children, I know how to fix our problem.

Me and Nina: *staring*

Charioce: Let me be hot for a bit so your mom gets turned on.

(I’m laughing at my own stupidity, all hail future dragon babies!)

Charioce: I told you I’ve got this.

Let me point out again that all children are precious <3

Charioce: See? Dad’s bouncy ball is better than before!

Nina: *pouts cause her children went back to playing*

Nina: Really, Chris? Really?

Charioce: It’s okay, look. They’re having fun. *smiles all daddy like*

I swear these two look like a married couple. I swear if this isn’t foreshadowing I swear…

Charioce you sly sonofabtch, cheeky bastard.

We all do Nina, we all do.

I love how Charioce is juat smiling.

Oh…

Oh my god…

OH MY GOD!!!!!

OH MY FKNG SOFIEL THIS IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER LIKE OH MY GOD LIKE

Charioce: Relax, they’re kids. They should have fun.

Just do it Nina, just fkng kiss already (was my thoughts and then omg)

I love these two to deth no joke.

Ahhh so Chari is being watched…. Well I should’ve know he wouldn’t step out of his castle without any guards following him.

Lemme guess, it’s that black knight piece of sht again, that little a**hole.

No Nina, those are actually us crazy shippers who are secretly stalking and taking photos of you

Omg.

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HOW PERFECT NINA’S HAND FITS INTO CHARIOCE’S? THIS BRINGS ME ANATAE FESTIVAL MEMORIES REALNESS!

ELOPE!!!! ELOPE!!!! FKCNG LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND AND ELOPE!!!!

RUN MY BABIES, RUN! RUN FOR YOUR FUTURE!!!

I really love these two shot, I don’t know why but I love it. Aesthetically pleasing?

I don’t know, but maybe it’s the way Chari pulls Nina that is so cliché animesque but I really love it, all their interactions in general. Hm maybe it’s because it’s this cliché of royalty running away from guards bit? Who knows.

Woah when Charioce said let’s lose them they really did actually loose them (maybe) like this looks waaay away from the place where they were.

Me when this very moment was shown: OMG THIS IS THE PERFECT PLACE FOR A CONFESSION!!!

I laughed at this scene because Charioce is all tired and sht while Nina I just chill wahahahaha

*sexy music plays in the background*

I legit thought Charioce was going to take his shirt off when he started roling his sleeves.

Charioce is hot. Just saying.

Oh my gosh that is so anime, like that sweat effect is so anime XD

Uh oh…

Nina, Imma stop you right there. What is in yo mind girl?

I was legit thinking at this moment that Nina was going to try and steal the bracelet from Chari.

Like look, it looks like she was set to get that bracelet so that was what I thought!

Little I did I know that this would be the start of the best moments in anime history, like I was screaming “CONFESS” in my head while watching this and little did I know what was going to happen.

AS WELL ALL DO.

My inner fangirl was slowly ascending to heaven at this point

And your baby

Yes that was what this whole thing was about

A moment of silence.

DAWWWWWWW *dies*

*fangirls at the memory*

I felt really sad for Nina at that time because she was so confused and somewhat hurt too by the fact that he’s hated by everyone

This is so sweet, I absolutely love it.

Yeah girl! Be determined! I am so rooting for you!

There’s that moment of silence again.

Chari baby I can feel your inner conflict all the way from here.

Still willing to bet that arm, leg and brother that what he wants to do is ressurect his mother (unless he wants to be all Code Geass and say that he wants the world to unite against one common enemy)

QUIT ADDING MYSTERY TO THE DRAMA CHARI!

Me: *shuts up for a moment*

Oh no… just what the hell man. That arm, leg and brother bet is still on if you like.

Pretty bad one if I do say so myself.

Me: *silent*

That’s so very kingly.

I’m sorry man but the mommy issues man. Next thing I know they’ll be an alchemy circle there and OMG WHAT IF THE PRICE ISN’T AN ARM, A LEG AND A BROTHER BUT INSTEAD AN EYE, AN ARM AND HIS EMOTIONS? OMGGGG LET’S GET FULL METAL UP IN THIS SHT!

Me: *okay me is silent again*

Oh my god, did he just… OH MY GOD (at that very moment I screamed to the heavens and my mom literally shouted at me to shut up and when I did my head almost exploded)

OH MY GOD, I’M FKNG FANGIRLING TO THE DEPTHS OF THE SEA, LIKE MY PILLOW COULDN’T EVEN HOLD THE SCREAMS I WAS RELEASING.

OH MY GOD THE CONVICTIONS! NINA OH MY GOD YOU LOOK SO READY TO JUMP HIM OH MY GOD!!!

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god (look at Nina she so pretty in this frame)

Lemme tell you something real quick girl, at this very moment I had to pause because tears were coming down my face for real. I sent a photo to my friend about how much I was crying and when I paused did I only realize that I was holding my breath in. Btch that’s some good sht anime right there.

Even now my breath stops whenever I look at it.

Shocked Chari is shookt (I’m tearing up as I write this)

Don’t think about your inner conflicts Chari, just don’t.

Oh gods

Oh gods, Nina’s crying now I’m crying *cries*

This looks so fkcng perfect that I can’t my heart can’t handle this intensity.

OH MY GOD THIS IS IT OH MY GOD THE CONFESSION I’VE BEEN LONGING FOR

Oh god

Oh god

Oh my lord oh my stars

Jesus Christ this is beautiful, I love these two so much that I would die for them.

All I can say is oh god and smile all tearfully.

*smiles*

That fkng smile *cries*

Oh gods wait, I know where this is going to oh my god oh my god oh my god

Oh god

Oh gods, oh gods

Oh my god you’re both so precious….

Me at the very moment this was shown: *GASP* *pause* oh my god oh my god oh my god *plays*

OH MY FKNG GOD!!!!!! HOLY SHT OH MY GOD MOM!!!! MOM!!! HELP!!! 911!!! AMBULANCE OH MY GOD!!! OH MY FKNG GOD JESUS CHRIST SAVE ME FROM DEATH BECAUSE I AM DYING RIGHT NOW LORD GOD THIS IS AMAZING THIS IS WHAT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE’S PURPOSE IS THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT OH MY GOD FATHER IN HEAVEN HOLY BE YOUR NAME I THANK THEE FOR THIS BLESSING MY FATHER!!

This is beyond perfection, this is so Romeo and Juliet like, like what the fck a tale of love and ruin oh my god. My heart can’t take this intensity holy sht

Wow just wow, like the way Charioce tightens the hug more as if he doesn’t want to let Nina go oh god wow such amazing detail to everything.

This is beyond amazing, this was so worth the wait… wow just wow oh god wow, I am speechless man just wow.

Fck man that hug… that kiss, like the more you zoom in the more you can feel the intensity

She’s not turning into a dragon *cries in happiness*

See? Even she get shocked!

They’re both so shocked *smiles to the point that my face gets ripped*

The emotions are so raw that I can’t…

Nina? Nina? Where are you going?!

To be honest I was legit thinking she was going to run away thinking that it was wrong and bad that she was doing this with the enemy like those anime cliches and I actually panicked for a bit.

See? Even Chari is confused.

Uh… Nina?

Ninaaaa? (legit confused)

Uh…

Woah!!!! WOAH!!!

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH EVEN MORE!!!

Woooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.

Somewhere deep in Chari’s mind: Was I that bad a kisser?

Woah wait, no way.

She turned back into a human! OMG this just proves what I said before that only Chari has the ability to turn Nina in and out of dragon form!

GOOD FOR YOU BABY NINA! GOOD FOR YOU!

Huehuehuehue, Also I love how Nina is fangirling over her own kiss. So precious.

What I am concerned about it that this is the second time Charioce has seen you naked, what a winner that man is.

His smile

Oh my god his smile

This is legit the most love filled smile Charioce has ever dawned on his face like if you look at his you can’t even recognize him, that’s how sweet and in love this smile is. (this is how my smile looks for the entire episode, not as good thought but still)

Ladies and gentlemen we all know that Charioce is into scales.

Dragon Nina looks fierce!!!

Somewhere deep in Charioce’s mind: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

Look, all yall be honesty with me. I aint the only btch who thought AND shouted

“HE’S RIDING HER!”

Don’t you be lying to be when you didn’t think that up cause I swear you be lyin

Now I have a million photos of Charioce riding Nina *lenny face* but I’ll make a separate post for that cause this sht is long as hell already

I love how happy Charioce looks as he flies with Nina like look at him

This one is my favorite Chari smile next to the one in the cave

People say he looks kinda condescending in this but don’t be fooled honey it’s just his eyebrows.

Ah perfect moonlight

Ugh this again.

Yeah girl! Be assertive!

Here we go again with the next times!

YEAH! WHEN?!

Chari what the fkc, you’re not too deep into the relationship yet and you’re already snapping at her? Not cool man.

See, you’ve given Nina the impression that you’re mad you dumb fck

What? *still pissed*

Why do I feel a bad undertone to this? Like there’s a bad omen somewhere? Is this why you snapped? Because you’re worried about something?

See how much Nina loves you? You snap at her and she fkcng smiles at you you dumb fkc

WAIT WHAT IS THAT?

Charioce you…

You sly sonofabtch you dumb fck so you bought this for her, I take it back you dumb fck.

Daww

DAAAAWWWWW (btw I LOVE how you look right now Chari XD)

DAAAAAAWWWWWWW

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! THIS ENTIRE EPISODE HAS JUST BEEN LOVE AND HAPPINESS AND JOY AND RAINBOWS!!!

Woah woah woah woah pause this sht I see that look on you face Chari, what the fck?

Chari why do you look like you’re in pain? What is going on? Why are you frowning? Why are you holding Nina as if it’s the last time you’ll see her? WHATTHE FCK IS WITH THAT FROWN?!

Hmmm should I make something out of this or naw? I’m going to leave this at that for now…

Nina you cute litte dragon lady you oh my god

Daww that nice little charm!

Fanservice plus fangirlservice both in one frame, of course.

HAIL HIT//slapped// I find this very cute shut up

And there she goes, off into the night.

Ah Chari, you must be so happy to have finally

WHAT. THE. FCK. OH NO, OH NO NO NO NO NO. YOU FKNG OH MY GOD CHARIOCE FKC!!! CHARIOCE I SWEAR IF YOU BECOME THE FKCNG A**HOLE THOSE MOTHERFCKERS WANTED YOU TO BE AND USE NINA NOW THAT YOU’VE GOTTEN HER I FKCNG SWEAR A HATE BLOG ISN’T THE ONLY THING YOU’VE GOT COMING.

OH MY GOD NO CHARIOCE, DON’T TELL ME YOU’VE PLANNED THIS ENTIRE THING FROM THE VERY NO… No that can’t be, he didn’t know that Nina was a dragon before and then he can’t control her transformation now since Nina can do it on her own then what the fck is with that look what is you deal?! Oh gods no, please don’t be the a** the antis want you to be good god please don’t let this be a pretend for you gods please Chari DON’T BE A DCK! Good god Chari no, please don’t be that!

Chacioce Chris I swear don’t you be an a**! Don’t you be a- oh there’s more in the end…

THE FCK?! YOU AGAIN YOU FKCNG BULLSHT MOTHERFKCER! WHAT? SPELL? THE FCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? OH MY GOD!!!

WHAT IF CHARIOCE LOOKS LIKE THAT BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS OLD FCKNG GIMP IS TRYING TO KILL HIS DRAGON WIFE HOLY SHT THIS MAKES A LOT OF SENSE NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT!

Dude I would think wrong about Charioce looking like that in the final frame since he just finished being all lovey-dovey with Nina and then he looks like that as if the moments weren’t sincere but since they showed this last part of the gimp and then going back to his eye twitching when this fkcer said he would kill Nina it all makes sense that he would look like that cause his baby girl is in serious deep sht.

Hold up before I forget, I HOPE YOU FCKNG DIE MOTHER FCKER! I SWEAR YOU PIECE OF SHT JUST GO DIE IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE AND NEVER RETURN FCKNG HELL YOU GIMP!

Anyway I still don’t know why Chari said kill on sight, maybe, as I said, out  of professionalism where he has to act kingly and not let his emotions take over but dam son if after this day will you still say that you’ll let this fkcng gimp kill her? I can tell why you look pissed as fck since I wouldn’t want that either.

Still I don’t know, I’m confused but my heart is secured that all of it was real and sincere and this is actually Charioce getting mad about that onyx knight wanting to kill Nina. In fact my heart thinks this is him finally making a decision that he would keep Nina safe, that he finally made a conclusion for himself and would take action on it. Yeah because Mappa wouldn’t show us that last clip of gimpy saying Chari is under a spell unless it meant something right? The way he looked back didn’t come off as a ‘I’ve got her in my trap’ kind of look but instead ‘I won’t let anything hurt her’. Yeah, as I rewatch and analyze that’s how it looked like.

There’s a little bit of doubt but my heart is secured on this ship and as I have said before, unless Mappa makes Charioce into the dck antis wanted him to be then I’ll ship it to the ends of the earth and fight for it and if he does turn into a D I’ll start the hate thread.

Anyway anyway, here are my thoughts for this week’s episode. This was intense as sht and I am sorry for all the misspelled words and all the nonsense, this took me HOURS to finish but I’m happy about how it turned out. Again sorry about the errors since I didn’t have enough time to proof read it. Still I hope you enjoyed!

These are my thoughts, feel free to reblog or comment and if you have any questions you’d like my insight on feel free to ask!

I hope you enjoyed and here’s to another week of suffering!

(Kudos to tumblr for taking 200plus photos into one post and kudos to you for finishing this)

ok so going off of the last thing i asked abt the good and nice au where everything is good, i thought about kaworu and shinji coming downstairs before they get ready for their college classes like this and gendo n yui r just staring while misato (i assume she would b like their crazy aunt in this au) tries to hide her snickers and snorts out coffee. shinjis too tired to realize the marks on his neck and hes like “goodmorning, whats for breakfast” and kaworu doesnt even say anything he just goes and pours himself some coffee 

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anonymous asked:

I absolutely adore the way you write Allura! I feel like you give her such a depth and characterization that the show doesn't, and you really get her mannerisms and speech pattern down! Thank you so much for being such a bright spot in this fandom and the VLD RPC and for really caring about your muse! I haven't seen this kind of dedication to Allura yet and I'm so so SO happy! Continue to write! : )

I  AM  LEGIT  FUCKING  CRYING  RN  OKAY  ?  thank  you  so  much  ???  i  feel  so  honored  ???  i  really  try  hard  with  her  because  of  how  shitty  the  fandom  and  the  show  treats  her  ,  to  the  point  where  i’ve  legit  said    ‘  if  dw  won’t  give  me  altea  ,  i’ll  make  it  myself     and  hey  ,  guess  what  ?  i’m  making  it  myself  .  i  try  my  best  to  stick  to  show  canon  as  much  as  i  can  with  her  ,  especially  when  it  comes  to  speech  and  behavior  ,  but  sometimes  ya  just  gotta  branch  .  i  really  appreciate  you  coming  to  tell  me  this  .  i  was  terrified  to  open  my  ask  when  i  saw  the  notif  bc  i  know  i  mentioned  turning  my  anon on  again  ,  and  there’s  that  paranoia  now  every  time  i  check  that  it’s  going  to  be  the  same  passive  aggressive  type  askers  but  honest  to  god  you  just  made  my  night  so  much  better  .  it  really  makes  me  happy  that  people  recognize  how  much  effort  i  put  into  her  ,  and  i  have  a  feeling  i’ll  be  here  for  allura  for  a  long  time  !!

anonymous asked:

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SHIPPED TENKOI BLESS YOUR SOUL YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING FOR THIS AMAZING CONTENT 💕

YOU ARE SAFE NOW MY SWEET CHILd…you found the tenkoi haven

(thank you so so much T_T)

anonymous asked:

i might not be a doritos locos taco, but i sure will spice up your life 🔥🔥 but all jokes aside, i hope your day is as spicy as you are 🍟

(i never knew a doritos locos taco was a thing and boi am i shocked)
ERm You already spice up my life tho?? My life before was spicy like a jalapeño but now you’re in it, it’s like a ghost pepper
okay but you’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! and i hope today goes is as wonderfully and fantastic as you are 💛💛

The Whiskey Rebellion (a Lady Bathtub Gin original)

OK SO, HAMILTON (THE MUSICAL) HAS CONSUMED MY LIFE. 

I saw it during it’s Public Theater run, and back then Washington’s song “One Last Time” was “One Last Ride” and involved George Washington descending upon the rebels of Western Pennsylvania while Alexander Hamilton yells “Pay Your Fucking Taxes!” behind him which wow could you nail my aesthetic any harder, show!?!?!? J. F. C.

(The lyrics to the version can be found here, and as is the case with all of the changes to Hamilton I’ve noticed, I completely understand WHY the new version nixes the whole bit about the Rebellion, but I still have a fondness for what is now lost)

Anyway, this punch is @linmanuel​‘s fault. 

A note of caution. This is a creation of my own historical nerdery and love of alcohol. I eyeballed the ingredients the first time, liked how it came out so much that I tried to measure them properly the second batch. Two batches were WAAAAAAAAY too much for 3 people. I’m not talking Fish House Punch that bested George Washington dangerous, but this is not a drink for a Wednesday night. 

Whiskey Rebellion Punch

4 oz. Applejack (we used Black Dirt, I think it has a stronger apple flavor)

3 oz. Rye Whiskey* (ALTHOUGH, Bourbon works if you prefer that**)

1 orange

several dashes of Orange bitters

several dashes of Dutch’s colonial bitters

whole cloves

1 cinnamon stick

2 bottles of a sweet cider - I used Angry Orchard because GRRH TAXES >:(

Cut the orange in half. Squeeze one half into your serving pitcher/bowl, and cut the other half into slices. Shove those slices full of cloves, I mean it, what we think of as mulling spices were super important to Colonial American drinking. Throw that cinnamon stick in as well because I’m not joking about the spices damnit. Add the applejack, whiskey and bitters, stir, and let chill in the fridge. This is going to infuse all that spicy goodness and blend those flavors and get it nice and cold so you don’t need to water it down with ice. Once it’s cold, add the two bottles of sweet cider. Serve it in tea cups, because to quote HAMILTON:

“ Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky 

 Imagine what gon’ happen when you try to tax our whisky” 

-Jefferson, 1st Cabinet Battle


Enjoy, and pay your fucking taxes, my fellow Hamilton-trash. :)

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Week 3 Day 5 with wise words from Richard :)

Okay but Civil War left me as emotionally destroyed as Tony Stark *Spoilers*

I’m just going to make a few points here but…

-ONE, Bucky was so helpless in that scene with Zemo reading his trigger words. It pained me to see him just pleading for him to stop whether it was with words or just his eyes

-TWO, ROBERT DOWNEY JR NEEDS RECOGNITION FOR HIS ACTING IN THIS MOVIE because lemme tell you, there were several times that his acting just left me speechless. You can just literally see the pain in his eyes when he was speaking with that guy’s mother in the beginning, then the way he was acting around Natasha getting all anxious, then THE END OMG THE END HE LOST HIS SHIT BUT IN SUCH A TALENTED WAY

-THREE, gotta admit, everyone was pretty vengeance bound in this movie so whether it was Zemo or Stark, kinda got a soft spot for them. Zemo…gosh he’s evil but like… AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT FELT BAD FOR HIM IN THE END?

-FOUR, bless you t’challa you’re a beautiful human being who’s reasonable EVEN THOUGH YOU TRIED HURTING BUCKY BUT YA KNOW I GUESS I CAN FORGIVE THAT (:

-FIVE, Vision got distracted by Wanda. ha ha… ha that was kind of cute but ya know, Rhodey’s fucked soooo

-SIX, idk it was a great movie. I’m gonna go see it again