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anonymous asked:

favorite jjp moments this year?

I love this cus this is why I tag all my favorite jjp moments

Holy shit answering this ask made me realize just how many jjp moments have occurred this year and it’s just April. This is so long and there were so many jjp moments this year but these are most of my top faves.

1) When Jinyoung kissed Jaebum’s cheek on New Yang Nam Show and if you didn’t know the context you’d swear he was trying to give him a hickey

Originally posted by 1996yj

2) When a blind folded Jinyoung almost immediately recognized Jaebum’s hand by touch at an EST Cola event in Thailand (have you noticed all the best JJP moments occur in Thailand?) They were also being very touchy and flirty at this event which you can see more of if you go through like 10 pages of my jjp tag

Because Tumblr is difficult, watch the video here

3) This photo taken at a fan sign Cus it looks like Jackson is officiating their wedding

4) When Jinyoung sat in JB’s lap and JB motioned for him to sit back on him (at an It’s Skin event in Thailand) watch full video here

(source: got7europe)

and here’s a video to prove how flirty they get in Thailand:

5) When Jaebum was acting completely soft around GOT7 but especially Jinyoung during the Vlive they recorded after their Anniversary fanmeet

Originally posted by missladybug019

6) The play GOT7 acted out during their 3rd anniversary fanmeet, it was very jjp-centric. Bless whoever wrote the script and assigned the parts. Turn on cc for subs.

6) When GOT7 were on Show! Champion and the members had to hit Jinyoung’s butt and Jaebum caressed the peach three times

watch the highlights here

7) When Jinyoung was faced with a lie detector test and said he thought he was the handsomest but the lie detector shocked him so instead he said “I think JB is best handsome guy” in ENGLISH

8) When Jinyoung sang Jaebum the Happy Birthday song with lots of aegyo and JB was so soft and you could tell he enjoyed it

9) When GOT7 performed at I forgot where and Jinyoung did this provocative move with his hips while Jaebum had to stand frozen in front of him and just watch

10) JJP being forced to watch old JJ Project videos on Weekly Idol

(gif source: umma-jy)

anonymous asked:

i wanna hear all about the cursed child when you finish it haha i've only seen spoilers so far but oh boy lol

ALL THE SPOILERS ARE TRUE AND JUST AS ABJECTLY RIDICULOUS IN CONTEXT AS THEY SOUND OUT OF CONTEXT, H O W E V E R, ALL THE SPOILERS NEGLECTED TO MENTION THAT: 

a) everything Scorpius Malfoy says and does will make you want to strap on armour and charge into battle for love of him, 

b) one of Scorpius’s first lines is ‘I’ve always regarded the Pepper Imp as the king of the confectionary bag’, which renders the whole Everyone Thinks Scorpius Is Voldemort’s Son subplot/mystery UTTERLY UNNECESSARY because OF COURSE THIS RIDICULOUS CHILD IS THE FRUIT OF DRACO MALFOY’S LOINS, 

c) Draco gets some weighty shit to say/is just Redemption Arc AF all the way through, so 

d) HAZ AND DRAZ MAKE FRIENDS and 

e) Draco gets to join The Gang for World-Saving Hijinks, which means 

f) some scenes are DRARRY AF AS FUCK, but mainly 

g) everything about this play will make you Team Malfoy Forever, holy shit, like, wtf, 

h) at one point Harry and Draco are duelling and Draco goes ‘Keep up, old man’ and Harry’s like ‘WE’RE THE SAME AGE, DRACO’ which made me laugh so hard I had to put the book down for a good five minutes, 

i) it also bears mentioning that RON AND HERMIONE ARE IN LOVE IN EVERY TIMELINE, god bless @whoever the hell wrote this thing, 

j) speaking of whoever wrote this thing, they took the whole ‘Harry couldn’t really hear the commentary during the first Triwizard Task very well from his position in the Champions’ Tent’ and handed us Ludo Bagman yelling DOG DIGGITY, CEDRIC DIGGORY, YOU ARE A DOGGY DYNAMO! which I will be forever thankful for, 

k) Albus and Scorpius make their great escape off the Hogwarts Express while it’s in motion and the trolley witch turns into a terrifying Immortal Guardian of the Train and hurls explosive pasties at them, while casually dropping into the admittedly weird conversation that Fred’n’George and the Marauders all tried to get off the train while it was moving, EMPHASIS ON ‘TRIED’, 

l) turns out my SCORP LAD WOT LAD “joke” was completely inaccurate as, world-ending and illegal shenanigans aside, Scorpius and Albus are BORING NERDS, but 

m) their entire relationship is a personification of the ‘I would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining’ text post, and 

n) I am 100% positive that by the time they turn 16 they will be Experimenting and Laughing It Off while also Staring Wistfully At Each Other While The Other One’s Not Paying Attention, because oh my god, they are completely smitten with each other, LITERALLY, 

o) when plot things happen and Harry won’t let them see each other anymore, there’s an ENTIRE MONTAGE of them being DESOLATE AND DISTRAUGHT, the word “heartbroken” is used about both of them, Draco bursts into Harry and Ginny’s house like ‘MY SON IS IN TEARS POTTER, WTF’, it’s all very Fraught and Forbidden Romance-y, and when they’re allowed to be friends again they’re like ‘you’re… the best person I know… you… make me stronger…’ ‘…!! … that’s so nice… I didn’t like my life without you in it… !!!’ and then Albus tells Scorpius he’s kind from the depths of his belly to the tips of his fingers which is the most ROMANTIC SHIT I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE, ALBUS POTTER GOT GAME SON, but anyway, they’re in love, fight me, WHAT ELSE? 

p) Harry does all the cooking, 

q) Draco gets excited about a farmer’s market, 

r) Ron is the fucking best person on planet earth, probably, 

s) Harry and Draco burst into Slytherin and try to get up to the dormitory to find Albus and Scorpius and this one kid is yelling at them like ‘PARENTS AREN’T ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE COMMON ROOMS WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF-’ and McGonagall just appears and says ‘Please don’t be tiresome, Craig’ and honestly if I was Craig I’d never show my face again, 

t) I forgot to mention that in the weird Voldemort Day Blood Ball Scorpion King AU Scorpius gets to talk to Snape and blah blah blah plot Snape is giving him a pep talk like ‘Think about Albus. You’re giving up your kingdom for Albus, right? One person. All it takes is one person.’ which is just… indescribably romo, and 

u) in the Voldemort Day Blood Ball Scorpion King AU dark Draco Malfoy is still better at dadding than regular timeline Harry Potter, which I don’t think any of us saw coming, 

v) Harry asks Draco what he wanted to do as a grown-up when he was a kid and Draco says ‘Quidditch. But I wasn’t good enough. Mainly I wanted to be happy.’ which is honestly just fucking savage and I can’t believe I lived through it, ALSO I had to read the line ‘It is exceptionally lonely, being Draco Malfoy’ with my own eyes, so I’m taking tomorrow off work, 

w) this incredibly soul-baring and candid convo comes on the heels of HARRY COMING FOR DUMBLEDORE(’S PORTRAIT) ABOUT HOW DUMBLEDORE TREATED HARRY AND I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE. he yells at Dumbledore until Dumbledore is LITERALLY WEEPING. I don’t even want to tell you what he says because you all need to experience that moment of cleansing rightness in your lives, 

x) despite all the batshit plot things, the play actually deals with all the characters’ traumas FAR BETTER than the series ever did. we get actual GINNY and TOM RIDDLE shit in this play guys! it gets talked about! how it affected Ginny gets talked about! Harry has nightmares! Harry vents his feelings! Draco tells Harry about how alone he felt and how that sent him to such a bad place! Draco, Ginny and Harry understand each other and bond over shared trauma! who the fuck expected this! not fucking me! 

y) I was emotional as hell throughout because I’m nothing if not dramatic but there’s a bit towards the very end involving HAGRID, THE BEST DUDE, that legit made me sob my little heart out from the agony of two decades’ worth of accumulated feelings about this series, 

 z) so yeah. Harry has to watch his parents die because Albus is a rebellious little emo gobshite who got a crush on a live-action DeviantArt OC from 2005 called Delphi who has silvery-blue hair and is secretly Voldemort and Bellatrix’s lovechild, BUT WHO CARES, I FUCKING LOVE HARRY POTTER AND I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE READING THIS OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED CRACKFIC, 10/10, WOULD EXPERIENCE PURE JOY AGAIN!!!!!

anonymous asked:

Ngl the fact that 1) SE Asian Blue was created to be homophobia personified and 2) that everyone, crew and fandom, woobified her as soon as she lost her SE Asian features is two huge buckets of YIKES

GOD BLESS WHOEVER WROTE THIS I LOVE YOU
yall damn well know if she had that hooked nose NONE OF THEM FAKE STANS WOULD LIKE HER

-mod Sai

anonymous asked:

Dean's line to the former porn actress ("trust me, you're the good dreams") was weirdly, imo, one of the sweetest moments of the entire show. Bless whoever wrote it like that. Dean could've so easily been written as skeezy and gross and even vaguely threatening/coercive, but he wasn't. He was an absolute genuine sweetheart.

DEAN WINCHESTER IS NOT A SKEEZE. He’s inappropriate sometimes because he doesn’t feel the need to talk around uncomfortable topics, but he’s never skeezy. He’s a good guy that loves sex and isn’t shy about it. Only ever appreciative, always takes “no” for an answer. I love him.

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