bleieve

honest to god, blizzard is a little shit.

in the short, recall, this little thing is called lamprey. for kicks, i decided to google it and iCAN NOT FUCKING BLEIEVE

Lampreys (sometimes also called, inaccurately, lamprey eels) are any jawless fish of the order Petromyzontiformes, placed in the superclass Cyclostomata. The adult lamprey may be characterized by a toothed, funnel-like sucking mouth. The common name “lamprey” is probably derived from Latin lampetra, which may mean “stone licker” (lambere “to lick” + petra “stone”), though the etymology is uncertain.

Although they are well known for boring into the flesh of other fish to suck their blood, only 18 species of lampreys are actually parasitic.

THEY FUCKING MADE A PUN, THESE THINGS SUCK ON OTHER FISH TO LIVE, THEY MADE A PUN IM SCREAMING.

i used the least disturbing picture i could find, THESE THINGS ARE FUCKING CREEPY. i LITERALLY DO NOT WANT TO EVER SEE THESE EVER IN REAL LIF EWHAT THEFUCK.

(more disturbing pictures down below for those that can brave it and are too lazy to look it up)

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i hate myself but i love attention at the same time so i catn shut up about myself

its weird but i think 900+ people accidntelly followed this blog bcuz they cant b here for these low quality narcissistic posts lmao  anyway hello hi thre idk how to make an about page so this is as good as it gets 

alright so this is it, my dudes. top surgery is here and I’m pretty nervous/excited/ready. I’ve got a queue set up bc idk how much I’m gonna blog when recovering. and rose has my password so if anything bad happens, she will let yall know. see you on the flipside!!

i can bleieve there are people who genuinely think young 76 looks better…. have you seen him………he looks so average he looks like a calvin klein model like how fucking boring can you be have you even seen old 76 lately he aged like fine wine who cares about the youngin………………..

anonymous asked:

I'm gonna slam dunk a FROG into the zMILKY WAY GALAXY and if you don't BELIEVEVEVEN me....... try bleieving in yourself first! then you can SLAAAAAAM DUNK. just like me! every time I slam dunk I just BUST A NUT! right in the hoop

assley i swear to god