The Signs As Inside Jokes

These are inside jokes I have between  friend (scorpio sun//cancer moon) and me (pisces sun/scorpio moon)

Thomas The Train:

Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn

I Fed It To The Kits:

Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra

Bark…Bark Bark:

Taurus, Cancer, Aquarius, Pisces

Why Does Virgo look like gay Lionblaze???:

Virgo, Pisces

Like Father Like Daughter:

Gemini, Sagittarius, Libra

Rubber Ducky Song:

Aquarius, Cancer


Scorpio, Pisces, Aries

That’s What Thomas Said:

Sagittarius, Gemini, Leo

Got Milk?:

Aries, Taurus, Capricorn, Virgo

Please don’t ask where these came from

mmmmmm to the person who bought “Truth Overruled”, a book about how marriage equality is ~bad~ and going to destroy America, I have to tell you that you’re really wasting your money.

It’d be much cheaper to go to the store, pick up some poster board, write “I’m a homophobic asshole” on it, and then hang that on your wall. It would get the same message across at a fraction of the cost.

I feel like I’ve grown more confident and comfortable with myself lately? Like, I don’t know if those are the right words, but I’m starting to see myself as more feminine rather than masculine, I occasionally don’t realise people are talking to me when they use my birth name, stuff like that. Idk man I’m tired I need coffee

pet names to call clarke griffin- a guide by commander lexa

• clarKe - she likes how i pronounce her name. off to a good start.
• dog - not literal pets, indra, thank you.
wanheda - too aggressive
• mountain slayer - perhaps it is best i do not make clarke cry
• sugarplum - indra, what is a sugar plum?
• my sweetheart - no, indra will laugh at me
• my Queen - we aren’t married yet
• babe - she isn’t an infant
princess - no, never
• griffin - too formal. she is not a soldier.
• honey - shof op, indra 
• sky girl - indra, that’s an awful suggestion
• blondie - too specific. thank you, octavia.
• my love - no. love is weakness. this would make no sense. indra, why are you laughing? indra? what is funny?
• daddy - what– who let raven in my tent? indra! escort raven outside! clarke is not my father!
• jesus christ - only in the bedr– indra, look away, i’m writing
• dr. griffin - too similar to her mother
• my moon and stars - lincoln, how romantic. this will not lift the bounty on your head, however. guards!
• clarke of the sky people - no, that’s just as terrible as indra’s suggestion. sorry indra.
• feudal lord - perhaps another name only to be used in the bedroom. indra, for goodness sake, avert your eyes.
• clarke kom skikru - clarke tells me this ‘turns her on’- but it confuses me, because she is not an electrical appliance. indra, hand me the trigedasleng dictionary, please. now, let’s see… ahh. interesting. i arouse her. indra, stop laughing at me!
• ambassador - too formal.
• clarke the husband - i do not understand. 
• master - clarke is not my master, who suggeste– raven! i have already told you to leave my tent!