mmmmmm to the person who bought “Truth Overruled”, a book about how marriage equality is ~bad~ and going to destroy America, I have to tell you that you’re really wasting your money.
It’d be much cheaper to go to the store, pick up some poster board, write “I’m a homophobic asshole” on it, and then hang that on your wall. It would get the same message across at a fraction of the cost.
I feel like I’ve grown more confident and comfortable with myself lately? Like, I don’t know if those are the right words, but I’m starting to see myself as more feminine rather than masculine, I occasionally don’t realise people are talking to me when they use my birth name, stuff like that. Idk man I’m tired I need coffee
pet names to call clarke griffin- a guide by commander lexa
• clarKe - she likes how i pronounce her name. off to a good start. • dog - not literal pets, indra, thank you. • wanheda - too aggressive • mountain slayer - perhaps it is best i do not make clarke cry • sugarplum - indra, what is a sugar plum? • my sweetheart - no, indra will laugh at me • my Queen - we aren’t married yet • babe - she isn’t an infant • princess - no, never • griffin - too formal. she is not a soldier. • honey - shof op, indra • sky girl - indra, that’s an awful suggestion • blondie - too specific. thank you, octavia. • my love - no. love is weakness. this would make no sense. indra, why are you laughing? indra? what is funny? • daddy - what– who let raven in my tent? indra! escort raven outside! clarke is not my father! • jesus christ - only in the bedr– indra, look away, i’m writing • dr. griffin - too similar to her mother • my moon and stars - lincoln, how romantic. this will not lift the bounty on your head, however. guards! • clarke of the sky people - no, that’s just as terrible as indra’s suggestion. sorry indra. • feudal lord - perhaps another name only to be used in the bedroom. indra, for goodness sake, avert your eyes. • clarke kom skikru - clarke tells me this ‘turns her on’- but it confuses me, because she is not an electrical appliance. indra, hand me the trigedasleng dictionary, please. now, let’s see… ahh. interesting. i arouse her. indra, stop laughing at me! • ambassador - too formal. • clarke the husband - i do not understand. • master - clarke is not my master, who suggeste– raven! i have already told you to leave my tent!